I was set up last night. My girlfriend invited me over to her place and I expected a quiet evening. Half a dozen of her girlfriends were there including the girl I've been seeing on the side. They jumped me and totally trashed me. I spent most of the evening tied to a tree in drag, but they tried to make things more permanent. They put long lasting lipstick and waterproof makeup on me and broke the zipper on the dress they put me in. They even put tiny locks through the straps in my shoes. With effort I got untied this morning and got most everything off with a scissors or scrubbing. The two things I can't get off are these long fake nails which they glued on and this wig. They used a crochet needle to thread my hair into the wig. I know what they did is illegal and they will regret it, but my main concerns are getting the wig and nails off. Then I'm going to do something about the pictures. Any ideas?
Getting Stuff Off?
If this is for real, I feel sorry for you, but maybe your girlfriend found out you were cheating on her and decided to do something about it?
To get the nails off, soak them in either straight acetone (available at beauty supply stores) or nail polish remover with acetone in it. For the wig, the best suggestion I can give you is to cut off your real hair under the wig so it comes off with the cut hair, and then go get your hair styled. If your real hair is as long as your avatar's, you may end up with short hair for a while.
Reply:You are still a ********. I hope you get beat up. Report It
Reply:to get the nails off soak them in finger nail polish remover. For the wig, i have no idea. go to a stylist or someone that you trust. lol
good luck
Reply:Nails, if nail remover dosen't work then go to a nail shop, since your a man I'd say beauty salons which also specialise in nails so you won't look a bit 'out of place'.
Hair, I would have to say at the hairdressers I'm afraid..
Hope you get them good! x
Reply:Karma is a *****.
Reply:Try using acetone for the nails. Cut off the wig patiently. Hope this helps!
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Getting Stuff Off?
I was set up last night. My girlfriend invited me over to her place and I expected a quiet evening. Half a dozen of her girlfriends were there including the girl I've been seeing on the side. They jumped me and totally trashed me. I spent most of the evening tied to a tree in drag, but they tried to make things more permanent. They put long lasting lipstick and waterproof makeup on me and broke the zipper on the dress they put me in. They even put tiny locks through the straps in my shoes. With effort I got untied this morning and got most everything off with a scissors or scrubbing. The two things I can't get off are these long fake nails which they glued on and this wig. They used a crochet needle to thread my hair into the wig. I know what they did is illegal and they will regret it, but my main concerns are getting the wig and nails off. Then I'm going to do something about the pictures. Any ideas?
Getting Stuff Off?
cut your hair where the twig is... and to get nails off you have to rip them. the girls will most likely regret it... but it's partly your fault because you 2 timed them :] sorry.
Reply:wow dude !!!!
a good lesson from this to me would be don't screw around on your girl
Reply:wow, that's some story
besides all the drama that i feel so tempted to comment on,
soak the nails in acetone
the hair part, so sorry, hopefully someone else will have that answer
gl
Reply:You could yank them off.
Reply:LOL you deserved that hunny. i hope you're kidding. pfft. lmao
Reply:I know this is no laughing matter, but I'm sorry to say that I couldn't help laughing at the thought of it for a few minutes.
Hm, well, for the nails, you could soak them in warm, soapy water or nail polish remover or both combined.
For the wig, I'm afraid it sounds like getting a haircut is your only option. From the looks of your Yahoo avatar, you could do with one anyway! (No offence.)
Reply:If they get those pics on the internet, there is nothing you can do bout those pics.
But if u really were "seeing someone on the side" (aka: cheating) as u stated, you deserve it all.
Reply:They probably just wanted to get back at you for cheating! you deserved it.
Reply:Soak your hands in a nail polish remover that has Acetone in it. The Acetone will help to soften the nails, then you can remove them.
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Getting Stuff Off?
cut your hair where the twig is... and to get nails off you have to rip them. the girls will most likely regret it... but it's partly your fault because you 2 timed them :] sorry.
Reply:wow dude !!!!
a good lesson from this to me would be don't screw around on your girl
Reply:wow, that's some story
besides all the drama that i feel so tempted to comment on,
soak the nails in acetone
the hair part, so sorry, hopefully someone else will have that answer
gl
Reply:You could yank them off.
Reply:LOL you deserved that hunny. i hope you're kidding. pfft. lmao
Reply:I know this is no laughing matter, but I'm sorry to say that I couldn't help laughing at the thought of it for a few minutes.
Hm, well, for the nails, you could soak them in warm, soapy water or nail polish remover or both combined.
For the wig, I'm afraid it sounds like getting a haircut is your only option. From the looks of your Yahoo avatar, you could do with one anyway! (No offence.)
Reply:If they get those pics on the internet, there is nothing you can do bout those pics.
But if u really were "seeing someone on the side" (aka: cheating) as u stated, you deserve it all.
Reply:They probably just wanted to get back at you for cheating! you deserved it.
Reply:Soak your hands in a nail polish remover that has Acetone in it. The Acetone will help to soften the nails, then you can remove them.
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What is the meaning of this poem?
Robert Frost - Looking For a Sunset Bird in Winter
The west was getting out of gold,
The breath of air had died of cold,
When shoeing home across the white,
I thought I saw a bird alight.
In summer when I passed the place
I had to stop and lift my face;
A bird with an angelic gift
Was singing in it sweet and swift.
No bird was singing in it now.
A single leaf was on a bough,
And that was all there was to see
In going twice around the tree.
From my advantage on a hill
I judged that such a crystal chill
Was only adding frost to snow
As gilt to gold that wouldn't show.
A brush had left a crooked stroke
Of what was either cloud or smoke
From north to south across the blue;
A piercing little star was through.
What is the meaning of this poem?
First: I struggle with the question which implies there is but one right meaning to the poem. If that is true then the only meaning can be what the author had in his head when he wrote it. And we can't climb in to find that out. So we must ask what is the meaning we perceive?
Second, having allowed that there are multiple meaning we must choose a focus and search for meaning within that focus. For example, the title directs us to a search, a bird and winter. throughout the poem we find mention of a bird: alights, summer sings, and the absence of bird song now. In summer the bird sang in the warmth with angelic gift--now it is silent. Perhaps we find meaning in the changes in the bird song and the changes in life. Perhaps in the changes in love. Choose a focus and follow the analogy through the poem.
See if you can find meaning in the focus of how love changes in a relationship...at one time sweet and angelic, but now silent amidst a chill that only seems to be compounded. A cruel reality: a crooked stroke. Yet there is a little star shining. Hope?
So you decide, choose a focus and find the words that make sense with your understanding of life, love, pain, sorrow, loss, joy, whatever and identify these and expound on what they mean to you. That's how to find meaning in a poem.
Reply:An old person is looking back on their life.
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The west was getting out of gold,
The breath of air had died of cold,
When shoeing home across the white,
I thought I saw a bird alight.
In summer when I passed the place
I had to stop and lift my face;
A bird with an angelic gift
Was singing in it sweet and swift.
No bird was singing in it now.
A single leaf was on a bough,
And that was all there was to see
In going twice around the tree.
From my advantage on a hill
I judged that such a crystal chill
Was only adding frost to snow
As gilt to gold that wouldn't show.
A brush had left a crooked stroke
Of what was either cloud or smoke
From north to south across the blue;
A piercing little star was through.
What is the meaning of this poem?
First: I struggle with the question which implies there is but one right meaning to the poem. If that is true then the only meaning can be what the author had in his head when he wrote it. And we can't climb in to find that out. So we must ask what is the meaning we perceive?
Second, having allowed that there are multiple meaning we must choose a focus and search for meaning within that focus. For example, the title directs us to a search, a bird and winter. throughout the poem we find mention of a bird: alights, summer sings, and the absence of bird song now. In summer the bird sang in the warmth with angelic gift--now it is silent. Perhaps we find meaning in the changes in the bird song and the changes in life. Perhaps in the changes in love. Choose a focus and follow the analogy through the poem.
See if you can find meaning in the focus of how love changes in a relationship...at one time sweet and angelic, but now silent amidst a chill that only seems to be compounded. A cruel reality: a crooked stroke. Yet there is a little star shining. Hope?
So you decide, choose a focus and find the words that make sense with your understanding of life, love, pain, sorrow, loss, joy, whatever and identify these and expound on what they mean to you. That's how to find meaning in a poem.
Reply:An old person is looking back on their life.
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What else can I buy for 60th birthday gift?
my friend will be 60 next month. it's also her anniversary and they are going on a cruise.
here's what i have so far in a cute basket.
heart necklace
candy
note pad
disposable camera
NO lotion, etc b/c she sells Avon
NO flip flops b/c picky about shoes
NO gift cards
NO toilitries for cruise b/c some on cruise and probably already packed
what else do you suggest?
maybe small photo album or picture frame,
maybe something else little if i find something
w/ happy 60th birthday. saw a cute mug online but it will be delivered too party.
what stores sell birthday stuff?
no luck at dollar tree or walmart.
What else can I buy for 60th birthday gift?
sunscreen, suglasses, maybe an alcoholic drink?
Reply:a walker--J/K
some sea sick pills
Reply:Most cruise lines have the service that will deliver a gift to their cabin. I'm sure it will be a pleasent surprise.
Reply:does she have a collection? try to figure out and add something to it.
get her a present like a nice photo frame (in her favorite color) with a pretty picture of the two of you.
go to one of those pottery places and paint her a plate or a mug, it will be fun and personalized. (i love going to paint your own pottery places)
maybe even give her a gift like a "girls night out" go out to a fun dinner place, and see a movie with her, bring a friend or two.
i hope i could help you, but i am sure your friend will enjoy whatever you end up getting her. :-)
Reply:omg.. get her a pandora so she can put all her memories on it by putting the charms on and maybe you can get her a charm with 60 on it and her birth stone.. then yuo can just get her a charm every month!
thanks
please i need 10 points
amanda
Reply:Candles!!!
Reply:ask that person about what they like
Reply:Sounds like a fun gift. What about a cute hat, beach towel, or sunglasses for the cruise.
Personally, I would prefer a mug with a picture of something on it that I love or that has something to do with a hobby (since I would look at it so much).
It may be fun to put a picture of your friend and her spouse on the mug if you wanted to for their anniversary. Or, does she have special pet? Walgreen and other places can do it for you.
Whatever you end up with, I'm sure it will be great and your friend will know how much you care.
Reply:Well a 60th birthday is a big deal so I would get rid of the disposible and buy a digital camera
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here's what i have so far in a cute basket.
heart necklace
candy
note pad
disposable camera
NO lotion, etc b/c she sells Avon
NO flip flops b/c picky about shoes
NO gift cards
NO toilitries for cruise b/c some on cruise and probably already packed
what else do you suggest?
maybe small photo album or picture frame,
maybe something else little if i find something
w/ happy 60th birthday. saw a cute mug online but it will be delivered too party.
what stores sell birthday stuff?
no luck at dollar tree or walmart.
What else can I buy for 60th birthday gift?
sunscreen, suglasses, maybe an alcoholic drink?
Reply:a walker--J/K
some sea sick pills
Reply:Most cruise lines have the service that will deliver a gift to their cabin. I'm sure it will be a pleasent surprise.
Reply:does she have a collection? try to figure out and add something to it.
get her a present like a nice photo frame (in her favorite color) with a pretty picture of the two of you.
go to one of those pottery places and paint her a plate or a mug, it will be fun and personalized. (i love going to paint your own pottery places)
maybe even give her a gift like a "girls night out" go out to a fun dinner place, and see a movie with her, bring a friend or two.
i hope i could help you, but i am sure your friend will enjoy whatever you end up getting her. :-)
Reply:omg.. get her a pandora so she can put all her memories on it by putting the charms on and maybe you can get her a charm with 60 on it and her birth stone.. then yuo can just get her a charm every month!
thanks
please i need 10 points
amanda
Reply:Candles!!!
Reply:ask that person about what they like
Reply:Sounds like a fun gift. What about a cute hat, beach towel, or sunglasses for the cruise.
Personally, I would prefer a mug with a picture of something on it that I love or that has something to do with a hobby (since I would look at it so much).
It may be fun to put a picture of your friend and her spouse on the mug if you wanted to for their anniversary. Or, does she have special pet? Walgreen and other places can do it for you.
Whatever you end up with, I'm sure it will be great and your friend will know how much you care.
Reply:Well a 60th birthday is a big deal so I would get rid of the disposible and buy a digital camera
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Ok, so what do ya think?
I'm looking thru a box my dad just sent me
Filled with hand me downs
And things he once wore
He passed along his blessings and his curses
But Mainly scraps nothing more…no, nothing more
And I pray to God his shoes will never fit me
And I pray this isn’t my inheritance
His dirty t-shirts
And all his girlfriends mini skirts
Are the things I now resent…Lord I resent
Old man didn't give me much more than
Second hand clothing
But Jesus wants more for me than
Second hand clothing
I spent my lifetime dancing with his demons
They’re constantly comparing him with me
They tell their lies
As they look into my eyes and say
"Apple doesn't fall far from its tree"…and I pray, oh Lord not me
Old man didn't give me much more than
Second hand clothing
But Jesus wants more for me than
Second hand clothing
So I put away this box that I was given
Nothing in it meant that much to me
I have outgrown these hand me downs
And now I know that God gives me everything I need
Everything I need now
Old man didn’t give me much more than just second hand clothing
My God has more for me than just second hand clothing
Ok, so what do ya think?
Good poem...
The theme of 2nd-hand clothing fits the poem well. It seems you're outgrowing your hand-me-downs in the poem.
Reply:OK man I think you are cool and that you are on your way!
Reply:I dig this!!!
It read as a song. Is it meant to be a song? Great job. Love the story telling aspect. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree and with that writer may have some of his fathers traits but everyone is their own man and with GOD's help there is always room for improvement. Great job!!!
Write on!!
Earth
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Filled with hand me downs
And things he once wore
He passed along his blessings and his curses
But Mainly scraps nothing more…no, nothing more
And I pray to God his shoes will never fit me
And I pray this isn’t my inheritance
His dirty t-shirts
And all his girlfriends mini skirts
Are the things I now resent…Lord I resent
Old man didn't give me much more than
Second hand clothing
But Jesus wants more for me than
Second hand clothing
I spent my lifetime dancing with his demons
They’re constantly comparing him with me
They tell their lies
As they look into my eyes and say
"Apple doesn't fall far from its tree"…and I pray, oh Lord not me
Old man didn't give me much more than
Second hand clothing
But Jesus wants more for me than
Second hand clothing
So I put away this box that I was given
Nothing in it meant that much to me
I have outgrown these hand me downs
And now I know that God gives me everything I need
Everything I need now
Old man didn’t give me much more than just second hand clothing
My God has more for me than just second hand clothing
Ok, so what do ya think?
Good poem...
The theme of 2nd-hand clothing fits the poem well. It seems you're outgrowing your hand-me-downs in the poem.
Reply:OK man I think you are cool and that you are on your way!
Reply:I dig this!!!
It read as a song. Is it meant to be a song? Great job. Love the story telling aspect. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree and with that writer may have some of his fathers traits but everyone is their own man and with GOD's help there is always room for improvement. Great job!!!
Write on!!
Earth
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R u a xmas zombie...??!!!?
thts wht my fiance called me, after she saw wht i've done with our apartment, i completely change it. i even build a fire place and the tree is taking half of the living room, and i don't have enough space 4 gifts, and there is still more to be done lots of idea, but our stupid neighbors wont let me change the lobby decoration,
but it is the first time we ever celebrate xmas together, and her family %26amp; mine r coming and loads of our friends so everything is got to be perfect. Am I not right??
%26amp; it could be the last time we celebrate it in this apartment, bcs we bough a new house, and we might move in the summer.
So wht if we get out of budget!!
she always does when she saw a black shoes!!
So who is with me %26amp; who is with my GF?
And how many of u consider himself a xams zombie
R u a xmas zombie...??!!!?
give her your card and pin and send her to buy some black shoes!!!!
she wont mind then.
or say....dont worry darling,I only spend 4 pounds on your pressent ,so I saved some money somewhere !!!(nooooo,dont!),you will be alone for xmas then haha.
Reply:cheers Report It
Reply:Christmas only comes once a year so enjoy it!!
Decorate the whole place - I would, in fact our place is really well decorated, like Santa's Grotto!
Merry Christmas!!
Reply:Hey, if you're going to decorate, go all the way!
You sound like a great guy - just don't give your girlfriend too much grief, or you may spend the holidays alone!
Reply:iam with ur gf
why r u doing all that%26amp; u moving next summer
Reply:Nope not me I consider myself a x-mas scrooge.
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but it is the first time we ever celebrate xmas together, and her family %26amp; mine r coming and loads of our friends so everything is got to be perfect. Am I not right??
%26amp; it could be the last time we celebrate it in this apartment, bcs we bough a new house, and we might move in the summer.
So wht if we get out of budget!!
she always does when she saw a black shoes!!
So who is with me %26amp; who is with my GF?
And how many of u consider himself a xams zombie
R u a xmas zombie...??!!!?
give her your card and pin and send her to buy some black shoes!!!!
she wont mind then.
or say....dont worry darling,I only spend 4 pounds on your pressent ,so I saved some money somewhere !!!(nooooo,dont!),you will be alone for xmas then haha.
Reply:cheers Report It
Reply:Christmas only comes once a year so enjoy it!!
Decorate the whole place - I would, in fact our place is really well decorated, like Santa's Grotto!
Merry Christmas!!
Reply:Hey, if you're going to decorate, go all the way!
You sound like a great guy - just don't give your girlfriend too much grief, or you may spend the holidays alone!
Reply:iam with ur gf
why r u doing all that%26amp; u moving next summer
Reply:Nope not me I consider myself a x-mas scrooge.
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Hung up by your toes while neighbor messes with fiance' ?
My mom used to say to me that if I got into something, she would hang me up by my toes...Years later, I put that thought to the test. I paid my neighbor, ( who I think may be seeing my fiance' on the side-but that's another story ) to hang me up by my toes. When I fell from the tree, I heard something loud pop or break in my feet. They may have to amputate my toes next week. I can't wear shoes or anything ! I am determined to try it again this week before next week comes. #1. Do you know anyone who successfully done it #2. Do you think he should be messing around with my fiance' after me paying him ?
Hung up by your toes while neighbor messes with fiance' ?
Billy bob you need to stop doing dangerous things.
Reply:i think you have to much free time on your hands
Reply:Dude do you see your question, Why would you want to do that. How do u know he's a messin with your fiance. If the are dump the *****. Because if she's doing now, wait when your married
Reply:were those some tasty paint chips you had as a child?
Reply:I think you have 11 problems......10 toes and a neighbor who takes money to entertain you woman. Too bad you can't walk away from it.....so to speak
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Hung up by your toes while neighbor messes with fiance' ?
Billy bob you need to stop doing dangerous things.
Reply:i think you have to much free time on your hands
Reply:Dude do you see your question, Why would you want to do that. How do u know he's a messin with your fiance. If the are dump the *****. Because if she's doing now, wait when your married
Reply:were those some tasty paint chips you had as a child?
Reply:I think you have 11 problems......10 toes and a neighbor who takes money to entertain you woman. Too bad you can't walk away from it.....so to speak
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Does anyone remember this show??
Hi, when my daughter was little she watched this show about pirates on tree house. the song went something like this -- Oh how great to be a pirate free sailing the ocean blue, on a pirate ship with captin kid, no rules, no naps, no shoes... (then they went threw the names, witch i forgot!!!)
Does anyone remember the name? This is driving me crazy, it started sometime after 1997 and ended around 2001 (i think) She loved it and we are trying to look it up on the internet, but that can be hard when you don't know the name
HEELLPP!!
THANKS! =D
P.S. it isn't the backyardagins !!!!!!
Does anyone remember this show??
it is here - its called Pirates!
http://www.nazaer.com/showvideo.asp?id=6...
Reply:dark water maybe?
Reply:What station was it on? Nick? Cartoon Network?
Try www.retrojunk.com
I searchd 'pirates' on the website and came up with many options:
Pirates of Dark Water
TaleSpin
Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea
Channel Umptee 3
Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates
Doctor Dolittle
One Piece
Outlaw Star
Funtastic world of hanna-barbera
Conan: The Adventurer
ExoSquad
Popeye The Sailor
Exo Squad
Peterpan and the Pirates
Good luck!
Reply:Wasn't the name a takeoff on Swiss Family Robinson or Robinson Crusoe or some such?
Reply:PBS.com
Reply:Don't know that one.
Reply:no clue.
when did it come out?
Reply:Sorry I was the one that answered Backyardigans yesterday. I'm not sure what show that was.
Reply:Didn't you already ask this?
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Does anyone remember the name? This is driving me crazy, it started sometime after 1997 and ended around 2001 (i think) She loved it and we are trying to look it up on the internet, but that can be hard when you don't know the name
HEELLPP!!
THANKS! =D
P.S. it isn't the backyardagins !!!!!!
Does anyone remember this show??
it is here - its called Pirates!
http://www.nazaer.com/showvideo.asp?id=6...
Reply:dark water maybe?
Reply:What station was it on? Nick? Cartoon Network?
Try www.retrojunk.com
I searchd 'pirates' on the website and came up with many options:
Pirates of Dark Water
TaleSpin
Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea
Channel Umptee 3
Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates
Doctor Dolittle
One Piece
Outlaw Star
Funtastic world of hanna-barbera
Conan: The Adventurer
ExoSquad
Popeye The Sailor
Exo Squad
Peterpan and the Pirates
Good luck!
Reply:Wasn't the name a takeoff on Swiss Family Robinson or Robinson Crusoe or some such?
Reply:PBS.com
Reply:Don't know that one.
Reply:no clue.
when did it come out?
Reply:Sorry I was the one that answered Backyardigans yesterday. I'm not sure what show that was.
Reply:Didn't you already ask this?
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Do you know about these excuses for missing work?
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
A venomous snake bit me.
A hit man was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's/wife's grand jury trial.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.
I had to move a tapeworm from inside me.
Do you know about these excuses for missing work?
Of course! Why didn't I learn these sooner? These are great, funny and true. Here is a star. I liked the monkey one too.
Reply:Like the one about the Monkey and some of the others were OK.
Reply:thats funny, i emailed that to my boss
Reply:i wouldnt try them, but funny
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I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
I couldn't find my shoes.
A venomous snake bit me.
A hit man was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
I had to be there for my husband's/wife's grand jury trial.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.
I had to move a tapeworm from inside me.
Do you know about these excuses for missing work?
Of course! Why didn't I learn these sooner? These are great, funny and true. Here is a star. I liked the monkey one too.
Reply:Like the one about the Monkey and some of the others were OK.
Reply:thats funny, i emailed that to my boss
Reply:i wouldnt try them, but funny
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Getting Stuff Off?
I was set up last night. My girlfriend invited me over to her place and I expected a quiet evening. Half a dozen of her girlfriends were there including the girl I've been seeing on the side. They jumped me and totally trashed me. I spent most of the evening tied to a tree in drag, but they tried to make things more permanent. They put long lasting lipstick and waterproof makeup on me and broke the zipper on the dress they put me in. They even put tiny locks through the straps in my shoes. With effort I got untied this morning and got most everything off with a scissors or scrubbing. The two things I can't get off are these long fake nails which they glued on and this wig. They used a crochet needle to thread my hair into the wig. I know what they did is illegal and they will regret it, but my main concerns are getting the wig and nails off. Then I'm going to do something about the pictures. Any ideas?
Getting Stuff Off?
Okay, poor you. Wow,, btu i knwo how to get the naisl off! You have to soak your hands in really really warm, almost hot water, for about 10 minutes. They should come off then. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PRY THEM OFF. It will hurt like heck. as far a the wig.. if its really really really stuck in there, chop it out. cut it all out, then go get a new hair cut at the hair dressers. Lol.. thats only if its REALLY stuck. GOOD LUCK.
Reply:Hahahahaha
U just got effed in the a on Saturday
LMAO!
Reply:Wow, that's horrible. Maybe you could try wetting your hair down, and applying a ton of conditioner to get your hair kind of 'slippery' to get the wig to come out a bit. For the nails - try to trim them back a big so it doesn't look funny to get to the store. Buy some artificial nail remover and cotton balls.
You may consider legal action for this.
Reply:You should really go to a salon. I know it's going to be embarrasing, but if you try to take the nails off yourself and the glue will ruin the surface of your nail. As for the wig, it's going to have to be cut out. And second of all, you shouldn't be seeing anyone on the side. It's not fair to your girlfriend, then again what they did to you is horrible!! You should really tell someone and have something done about it. However, are you sure you're not exaggurating a little?
Reply:wow, sick gf, i hope u dump her...but try some rubbing alcohol for the nails or nail polish remover will dissolve the glue, about the wig, if they crocheted it thru ur hair, i dont know what to say, u might have to cut it...
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Getting Stuff Off?
Okay, poor you. Wow,, btu i knwo how to get the naisl off! You have to soak your hands in really really warm, almost hot water, for about 10 minutes. They should come off then. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PRY THEM OFF. It will hurt like heck. as far a the wig.. if its really really really stuck in there, chop it out. cut it all out, then go get a new hair cut at the hair dressers. Lol.. thats only if its REALLY stuck. GOOD LUCK.
Reply:Hahahahaha
U just got effed in the a on Saturday
LMAO!
Reply:Wow, that's horrible. Maybe you could try wetting your hair down, and applying a ton of conditioner to get your hair kind of 'slippery' to get the wig to come out a bit. For the nails - try to trim them back a big so it doesn't look funny to get to the store. Buy some artificial nail remover and cotton balls.
You may consider legal action for this.
Reply:You should really go to a salon. I know it's going to be embarrasing, but if you try to take the nails off yourself and the glue will ruin the surface of your nail. As for the wig, it's going to have to be cut out. And second of all, you shouldn't be seeing anyone on the side. It's not fair to your girlfriend, then again what they did to you is horrible!! You should really tell someone and have something done about it. However, are you sure you're not exaggurating a little?
Reply:wow, sick gf, i hope u dump her...but try some rubbing alcohol for the nails or nail polish remover will dissolve the glue, about the wig, if they crocheted it thru ur hair, i dont know what to say, u might have to cut it...
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Who's the Lover on Sixpence NTR's KISS ME (song)?
1 Vocalist's Lover?
2 A symbolic lover?
3 Jesuschrist?
Kiss me
Out of the bearded barley
Nightly
Beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing
Swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me
Down by the broken tree house
Swing me
Upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring
Bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
%26lt;IT SAYS ABOUT THE LOVER FATHER'S MAP- Like God and the lover is Jesus? and the map the right path to hven?
Who's the Lover on Sixpence NTR's KISS ME (song)?
IMO it's talking of her taking her lover up into the fields at night and having fun.
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2 A symbolic lover?
3 Jesuschrist?
Kiss me
Out of the bearded barley
Nightly
Beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing
Swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me
Down by the broken tree house
Swing me
Upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring
Bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
%26lt;IT SAYS ABOUT THE LOVER FATHER'S MAP- Like God and the lover is Jesus? and the map the right path to hven?
Who's the Lover on Sixpence NTR's KISS ME (song)?
IMO it's talking of her taking her lover up into the fields at night and having fun.
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Newborn Christmas gift?
My newborn has it all. She has more outfits then the eye can see, some shoes, booties,blankets galore. I want to get her some things for christmas but not sure what toys are suitable for a newborn. She has enough necessities so i dout i will buy her any clothing maybe 1-3 outfits at most. She has a brand new travel system, crib, pack n play, highchair. So we wont be needing any of those. She also has tons of stuffed bears and dolls. I dont want to buy 1 huge gift but rather a few small ones to put under the tree with her name on it. I dont go out much so i do most of my shopping on ebay or walmart, and somtimes the local sears or JCPennys, and even khols. Can any one give me some advice on some practical gift for my newborn? It would help so much since december 1st is right around the corner. I dont like mobiles too much so I think i'll throw them off the list. She has a new winter snowsuit. I'm just so lost and confused on what to buy her. Thanks a ton everyone! - Angel Lynn's Mommy
Newborn Christmas gift?
A college savings account.
Reply:With my daughter, I bought something more sentimental that I could keep to remember her first holiday. A newborn does not need any material toys or clothes for the holiday. Find something sentimental. You could get a locket engraved and wear it until she is older and then give it to her. You could get a nice ornament to commemorate the year. You could also make a donation to a charity in her name to commemorate the season. That way another child could benefit that may not otherwise have a nice holiday. Yet another idea is check into your local zoo to see if they have a buy a brick program. You can often buy engraved paver bricks and have them engraved and then take an outing to the zoo and she can see her name and the year on her special brick. You could also do something with an adopt an animal program.
Reply:A scrap book. My sister in law gave me one %26amp; I loved it. She even included little stickers.
Reply:A newborn doesn't know the difference if they get gifts or not. They aren't going to be opening them anyways.
Reply:You could get a ornament with her picture on it for her first Christmas or a baby book. That way she'll be able to enjoy it when she's older. You could start a college fund. You could also buy clothing that's too big now, so she'll have new outfits when she outgrows the newborn size. Or you can get some toys that she'll be able to play with in a couple of months. She won't be newborn size for long!
Reply:The most practical gift for a newborn is diapers. If you wanna buy something for him to remember then you can buy a nice silver frame with an inscription on it or something like that.
Reply:Well...she's a newborn so I wouldn't concern yourself too much with it. I got my son maybe 2 things (a toy remote that made tons of sounds %26amp; and hammer that sounded like a real hammer when you pounded it - but he was 2 months old by Christmas time).
Of course you want to celebrate her first Christmas...so maybe a keepsake ornament that you can hang every year....or a collectable china doll that you can save for when she's older.
Or even simply give her something from your childhood that you may still have kept. Like I had a small toy that was given to me from an ER Dr. when I was little. I gave it to my daughter. My mom this year is giving her my Grandmother's doll that she crocheted the dress on. And last year she gave my niece my other Grandmother's China Tea Set. Stuff like that mean something, can be wrapped %26amp; kept and have more meaning that any ole toy you can buy on line.
And I NEVER buy clothes etc for Christmas...clothes are a necessity and is something they get all year round holiday or not. Christmas and birthdays are for toys. To me I always hated opening clothes up on Christmas and made me feel like my parents were copping out of a real gift because they ran out of ideas!! Just my opinion though.
And remember that little babies enjoy small inconsequential things. My oldest's favorite toy when he was small was an empty tissue box...great thing about it was that he got a new "toy" every week. He loved them.
Reply:Here is a list of gift ideas for kids 0-12 months from Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com/b:Birth%20to%2...
Hope you can find something there! =) I like the personalized baby towels!
Reply:a new born doesnt really want anything except food, clean diapers and love.
pick out an extra special tree ornament and date it for her.
Reply:http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...
That was a get gift for my son for Christmas last year. Good luck
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Newborn Christmas gift?
A college savings account.
Reply:With my daughter, I bought something more sentimental that I could keep to remember her first holiday. A newborn does not need any material toys or clothes for the holiday. Find something sentimental. You could get a locket engraved and wear it until she is older and then give it to her. You could get a nice ornament to commemorate the year. You could also make a donation to a charity in her name to commemorate the season. That way another child could benefit that may not otherwise have a nice holiday. Yet another idea is check into your local zoo to see if they have a buy a brick program. You can often buy engraved paver bricks and have them engraved and then take an outing to the zoo and she can see her name and the year on her special brick. You could also do something with an adopt an animal program.
Reply:A scrap book. My sister in law gave me one %26amp; I loved it. She even included little stickers.
Reply:A newborn doesn't know the difference if they get gifts or not. They aren't going to be opening them anyways.
Reply:You could get a ornament with her picture on it for her first Christmas or a baby book. That way she'll be able to enjoy it when she's older. You could start a college fund. You could also buy clothing that's too big now, so she'll have new outfits when she outgrows the newborn size. Or you can get some toys that she'll be able to play with in a couple of months. She won't be newborn size for long!
Reply:The most practical gift for a newborn is diapers. If you wanna buy something for him to remember then you can buy a nice silver frame with an inscription on it or something like that.
Reply:Well...she's a newborn so I wouldn't concern yourself too much with it. I got my son maybe 2 things (a toy remote that made tons of sounds %26amp; and hammer that sounded like a real hammer when you pounded it - but he was 2 months old by Christmas time).
Of course you want to celebrate her first Christmas...so maybe a keepsake ornament that you can hang every year....or a collectable china doll that you can save for when she's older.
Or even simply give her something from your childhood that you may still have kept. Like I had a small toy that was given to me from an ER Dr. when I was little. I gave it to my daughter. My mom this year is giving her my Grandmother's doll that she crocheted the dress on. And last year she gave my niece my other Grandmother's China Tea Set. Stuff like that mean something, can be wrapped %26amp; kept and have more meaning that any ole toy you can buy on line.
And I NEVER buy clothes etc for Christmas...clothes are a necessity and is something they get all year round holiday or not. Christmas and birthdays are for toys. To me I always hated opening clothes up on Christmas and made me feel like my parents were copping out of a real gift because they ran out of ideas!! Just my opinion though.
And remember that little babies enjoy small inconsequential things. My oldest's favorite toy when he was small was an empty tissue box...great thing about it was that he got a new "toy" every week. He loved them.
Reply:Here is a list of gift ideas for kids 0-12 months from Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com/b:Birth%20to%2...
Hope you can find something there! =) I like the personalized baby towels!
Reply:a new born doesnt really want anything except food, clean diapers and love.
pick out an extra special tree ornament and date it for her.
Reply:http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...
That was a get gift for my son for Christmas last year. Good luck
Reply:Playtex 2 Pack Safe N Sure Pacifiers you can never have too many.
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp...
Boppy® Tummy Play™ Play Pad - Pink if you don't have one already.
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp...
Baby's First Musical Piggy Bank- Pink Flower
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp...
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Getting Stuff Off?
I was set up last night. My girlfriend invited me over to her place and I expected a quiet evening. Half a dozen of her girlfriends were there including the girl I've been seeing on the side. They jumped me and totally trashed me. I spent most of the evening tied to a tree in drag, but they tried to make things more permanent. They put long lasting lipstick and waterproof makeup on me and broke the zipper on the dress they put me in. They even put tiny locks through the straps in my shoes. With effort I got untied this morning and got most everything off with a scissors or scrubbing. The two things I can't get off are these long fake nails which they glued on and this wig. They used a crochet needle to thread my hair into the wig. I know what they did is illegal and they will regret it, but my main concerns are getting the wig and nails off. Then I'm going to do something about the pictures. Any ideas?
Getting Stuff Off?
wow.... id say finger nail poilish remover should work on the nail.. and time to clip the hair short. buzz it off.. i guess you learnd a lesson not to play around with gals that are friends. this is a good story your goingt to tell many times as you get older. good one...becareful on your reunions. lol
Reply:lmfao...thats awsome
Reply:Hammer.
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Getting Stuff Off?
wow.... id say finger nail poilish remover should work on the nail.. and time to clip the hair short. buzz it off.. i guess you learnd a lesson not to play around with gals that are friends. this is a good story your goingt to tell many times as you get older. good one...becareful on your reunions. lol
Reply:lmfao...thats awsome
Reply:Hammer.
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Need help on physics?
1. A 1.12 kg skateboard is coasting along the pavement at a speed of 5.08 m/s when a 0.80 kg cat drops from a tree vertically downward onto the skateboard. What is the speed of the skateboard-cat combination?
2. A 750 N student stands in the middle of a frozen pond having a radius of 4.0 m. He is unable to get to the other side because of a lack of friction between his shoes and the ice. To overcome this difficulty, he throws his 2.9 kg physics textbook horizontally toward the north shore at a speed of 5.0 m/s. How long does it take him to reach the south shore?
Need help on physics?
i think for the first problem, the answer is 2.96 m/s.
because momentum is conserved..
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2. A 750 N student stands in the middle of a frozen pond having a radius of 4.0 m. He is unable to get to the other side because of a lack of friction between his shoes and the ice. To overcome this difficulty, he throws his 2.9 kg physics textbook horizontally toward the north shore at a speed of 5.0 m/s. How long does it take him to reach the south shore?
Need help on physics?
i think for the first problem, the answer is 2.96 m/s.
because momentum is conserved..
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Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
Is it because Saddam was helped into power by the U.S. and then armed by the U.S. %26amp; then went rogue on us? Is it because of the threat from Iran? Because they went all religious on the U.S. after they booted the Shaw of Iran out? You remember the guy before the Iatolla, the reason we armed Saddam. Didn't the U.S. put the Shaw in power %26amp; then arm him too. Didn't we buddy up with Binladin %26amp; arm him to take it to the Russkies in Afganistan. Isn't that the weaponry that ended up with the Talaban, the human rights people. Do you people remember the CIA puppet Noriega of Panama? How about Marcos of the Phillipeans, with the wife with 5000 pairs of shoes. Isn't there a pattern with the Republicrat party, weapons, and the horrors of war. Now I'm well aware of some people being all GUN-HO but do we have to put them incharge of our purse %26amp; foriegn affairs. Do you think theres a terrorist under your bed and behind every tree? In the eyes of the world who is the bully here, who has the war-machine
Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
Wow you tie all those things to the Republican party, guess there is no need to vote for any democrats then, as alot of what you listed occured when the democrats were in control. So I guess they are disfunctional even when they are the Party in Power and Only the Republicans have been running the show since the 50's anyway, might as well pay the Republicans for the job they will do.
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Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
Wow you tie all those things to the Republican party, guess there is no need to vote for any democrats then, as alot of what you listed occured when the democrats were in control. So I guess they are disfunctional even when they are the Party in Power and Only the Republicans have been running the show since the 50's anyway, might as well pay the Republicans for the job they will do.
diet
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Webkinz Exclusive item trade?
Will anyone trade me an exclusive item for anything, email me at www.coralcookie@yahoo.com?
I just really want an exclusive item and am willing to trade for anything below:
Polka Dot Pyjamas
flower slippers
honey bee roast
egg slippers
fluffy slippers
fruit hat
wheel of yum shirt
polka dot rainboots
honey bee shoes
tulip box
retro 50's diner set
Black Bear Rock Bed (exclusive for pet)
Amyhist
Googles pond
Oak pool
Blossom tree
Whole Condo Set
Teacher Room Set
All of The Garden Plants
Tredmille
Rare Item Clock(Arte----Curio Shop)
Ballerina Room Theme
Rare Green Chair (Arte---Curio shop)
And MUCH more...........
add me on webkinz please: Webbed1221
and please be willing to trust me I am 13 and I will not make a fraud. I am an honest person.
Webkinz Exclusive item trade?
I'll give you some items but you have to send first, my sister is thesuperfrog21
Reply:do u have any trophys if u do tell me and ill ask what to trade
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I just really want an exclusive item and am willing to trade for anything below:
Polka Dot Pyjamas
flower slippers
honey bee roast
egg slippers
fluffy slippers
fruit hat
wheel of yum shirt
polka dot rainboots
honey bee shoes
tulip box
retro 50's diner set
Black Bear Rock Bed (exclusive for pet)
Amyhist
Googles pond
Oak pool
Blossom tree
Whole Condo Set
Teacher Room Set
All of The Garden Plants
Tredmille
Rare Item Clock(Arte----Curio Shop)
Ballerina Room Theme
Rare Green Chair (Arte---Curio shop)
And MUCH more...........
add me on webkinz please: Webbed1221
and please be willing to trust me I am 13 and I will not make a fraud. I am an honest person.
Webkinz Exclusive item trade?
I'll give you some items but you have to send first, my sister is thesuperfrog21
Reply:do u have any trophys if u do tell me and ill ask what to trade
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French ,french,french, and more french?
hi i need help with these words would you please give them to me in french at mallmaddy@yahoo.com or here,here are the words that i need in french.
lettuce,milk,ice cream,bread,banana,orange,apple,grapes,
carrot,cake,egg,cheese,ear,eye,hand,fo...
purple,pink,orange,yellow,blak,gray,re...
pen,book,pencil,desk,frog,horse,key,ha...
dress,shirt,pants,scarf,train,car,truc...
woman,girl,baby,man,plate,cup,house,ai... bicycle.im trying to learn french.i love this languege
French ,french,french, and more french?
banane de pain de glace de lait de laitue raisins de pomme orange
main d'oeil d'oreille de fromage d'oeuf de gâteau de carotte
gris noir jaune orange rose pourpre
clé de cheval de grenouille de bureau de crayon de livre de stylo
l'écharpe de culotte de chemise habillée entraîne le camion automobile
bicyclette de maison de tasse de plaque d'homme de bébé de fille de femme
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ? Starts with a 'y.'
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = I forgot... it's at the tip of my tongue.
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau (spelling?)
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = ? Starts with a 'p.'
scarf = ?
train = ?
woman = I'm drawing a blank.
girl = Again, another blank
baby = bebe (I think).
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
Reply:If ur trying to learn, look them up urself,
whatever we can do on the internet u can do too.
Reply:this is just to start you off- what the person before me said is true: part of learning is figuring out yourself.
laitue=lettuce, lait=milk, crème glacée=ice cream, pain=bread, banane=banana, orange=orange, pomme=apple, carotte=carrot, gateau=cake, oeuf=egg, fromage=cheese, oreille=ear, oeuil (plural is yeux)=eye
violet=purple, rose=pink, orange=orange, jaune=yellow, noir=black,
stylo=pen, cahier (for writing) and livre (for reading)=book, crayon=pencil, pupitre=desk, grenouille=frog, cheval=horse
robe=dress, chemise=shirt, pantalon=pants, foulard=scarf, train=train
dame=woman, fille=girl, bébé=baby, homme=man, plat=plate, tasse=cup, bicyclette=bicycle
these are the words, but each word is either feminine or masculine and you have to put either one of these words before it, they mean 'the': le (masc.) la (fem) les (plur.) or you can use these, which mean 'a': un (masc.) une (fem.) des (plur.) and the pronunciations are different in french even if the wordis spellt the same way in english, like train, in french, its pronounced 'tra', in a way.
PS it seems that you have written more words in english, but they have been cut off from the question. Anyways, i hope you like my answer!
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ?
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = jaune
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = pantalon
scarf = ?
train = gare
woman = ?
girl = ?
baby = ?
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
soz if wrong spelling
Reply:"answer me ill answer you " is right
(except for "desk" I'd say " bureau" )
Reply:i took two years of french... i remember some of what you need to know. and i want to learn the language fluently. especially the dirty talking part.. hahaha.
buttttt... part of learning something is figuring it out yourself. srrrryyyy.
but.. 19 is dix- neuf .. and its sounds like dees nuts. hahaha
Reply:I love french I am learning French at high school
I am 13 lol
Reply:Post it in translation for best results.
Reply:eye is yeux.
black is noir.
apple is pomme.
i'm just a beginner in french so i'm afraid that i can't really help u out.
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lettuce,milk,ice cream,bread,banana,orange,apple,grapes,
carrot,cake,egg,cheese,ear,eye,hand,fo...
purple,pink,orange,yellow,blak,gray,re...
pen,book,pencil,desk,frog,horse,key,ha...
dress,shirt,pants,scarf,train,car,truc...
woman,girl,baby,man,plate,cup,house,ai... bicycle.im trying to learn french.i love this languege
French ,french,french, and more french?
banane de pain de glace de lait de laitue raisins de pomme orange
main d'oeil d'oreille de fromage d'oeuf de gâteau de carotte
gris noir jaune orange rose pourpre
clé de cheval de grenouille de bureau de crayon de livre de stylo
l'écharpe de culotte de chemise habillée entraîne le camion automobile
bicyclette de maison de tasse de plaque d'homme de bébé de fille de femme
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ? Starts with a 'y.'
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = I forgot... it's at the tip of my tongue.
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau (spelling?)
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = ? Starts with a 'p.'
scarf = ?
train = ?
woman = I'm drawing a blank.
girl = Again, another blank
baby = bebe (I think).
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
Reply:If ur trying to learn, look them up urself,
whatever we can do on the internet u can do too.
Reply:this is just to start you off- what the person before me said is true: part of learning is figuring out yourself.
laitue=lettuce, lait=milk, crème glacée=ice cream, pain=bread, banane=banana, orange=orange, pomme=apple, carotte=carrot, gateau=cake, oeuf=egg, fromage=cheese, oreille=ear, oeuil (plural is yeux)=eye
violet=purple, rose=pink, orange=orange, jaune=yellow, noir=black,
stylo=pen, cahier (for writing) and livre (for reading)=book, crayon=pencil, pupitre=desk, grenouille=frog, cheval=horse
robe=dress, chemise=shirt, pantalon=pants, foulard=scarf, train=train
dame=woman, fille=girl, bébé=baby, homme=man, plat=plate, tasse=cup, bicyclette=bicycle
these are the words, but each word is either feminine or masculine and you have to put either one of these words before it, they mean 'the': le (masc.) la (fem) les (plur.) or you can use these, which mean 'a': un (masc.) une (fem.) des (plur.) and the pronunciations are different in french even if the wordis spellt the same way in english, like train, in french, its pronounced 'tra', in a way.
PS it seems that you have written more words in english, but they have been cut off from the question. Anyways, i hope you like my answer!
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ?
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = jaune
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = pantalon
scarf = ?
train = gare
woman = ?
girl = ?
baby = ?
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
soz if wrong spelling
Reply:"answer me ill answer you " is right
(except for "desk" I'd say " bureau" )
Reply:i took two years of french... i remember some of what you need to know. and i want to learn the language fluently. especially the dirty talking part.. hahaha.
buttttt... part of learning something is figuring it out yourself. srrrryyyy.
but.. 19 is dix- neuf .. and its sounds like dees nuts. hahaha
Reply:I love french I am learning French at high school
I am 13 lol
Reply:Post it in translation for best results.
Reply:eye is yeux.
black is noir.
apple is pomme.
i'm just a beginner in french so i'm afraid that i can't really help u out.
Yellow Teeth
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Ok, for the last day of school, right before we come out for christmas break, while some other people might wear santa outfits, I want to do something a little more dazzaling. I was think about somehow making me look like a tree with lights everywhere. I would dye my shaggy hair green and where green jacket, green pants, but brown shoes for the trunk.
I know just the basics of electricity, which is about the negative and positive and such like that and I think I could sodder something up if I knew what I needed exactly. I could get a huge spindle of christmas lights, and a battery pack with batteries and a switch. How would I go about doing this, like, how many batteries or type for how many lights, or anything else I might need to consider.
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Use few LED and a battery pack.
An Led requires 1.5V to glow good.
When connected serially say 4 LEDs they require 1.5 x 4 = 6V
Look for a battery pack with 6V, you may buy a rechargeable one to have similar fun later. Buy a branded battery i guess 7.2V 2600mAH battery will be a good pick.
flower
I know just the basics of electricity, which is about the negative and positive and such like that and I think I could sodder something up if I knew what I needed exactly. I could get a huge spindle of christmas lights, and a battery pack with batteries and a switch. How would I go about doing this, like, how many batteries or type for how many lights, or anything else I might need to consider.
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Use few LED and a battery pack.
An Led requires 1.5V to glow good.
When connected serially say 4 LEDs they require 1.5 x 4 = 6V
Look for a battery pack with 6V, you may buy a rechargeable one to have similar fun later. Buy a branded battery i guess 7.2V 2600mAH battery will be a good pick.
flower
Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
anybody knows of places with very cheap decoration for a wedding in christmas stile?
i bought some wide silk lace rolls in the christmas tree shop. very cheap. a $ each.
also i bought favors there-%26gt; candy canes for 12 pieces for 1$ too.
very good idea for is having there wedding next month too.
now i am just looking for more deco and ideas cheap of course...
any ideas??
i also couldn't find cheap invitations yet....
any advice here?
maybe buy paper and write them??? whats cheaper...???
i was thinking to hand them out instead of mailing them and have them resbond via e-mail???
what do you think?
let me know
oh and i am also looking for a a line slip? cheap, used??? anybody knows what size that would be?
thanks guys
by the way, target has really cute cheap wedding shoes if anybody still needs some....
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Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
orientaltrading.com will take care of all your needs! Check in the sale section for even more ideas!
The e-mail invite tho??? TACKY!!! don't do it! Buy some premade ones and write in the invite yourself!
Reply:Buy some Christmas ornament bulbs. They come in all colors so, you could match w/ the wedding well. And allow your guest to take them home as wedding favors.
Or simply, just use white, red, gold, and green candles of different heights.
Reply:Hobby Lobby has their Christmas items 50% off right now. And they have a huge selection.
Reply:Try the following links:
http://www.orientaltrading.com/applicati... - for inexpensive decorations expecially favor ideas.
http://www.shindigz.com/catalog.cfm?cat=... - for christmas party decorations
http://www.annsbridalbargains.com/index.... - Bargain wedding invitations and accessories
http://lcipaper.com/ - inexpensive invitation paper, program paper etc.
http://www.plumparty.com/partysupplies/x... - not the cheapest but you can definately get some ideas from this site.
Good Luck with your wedding!
Reply:Hi. Go to any dollar store or a discount store like Walmart, etc. and get a glass bowl or vase and some nice colored Christmas ornaments in your colors. Fill the bowls or vase with ornaments and your done!
As far as the invitation. Go to Target, Walmart, Michael's...any place like that and buy a "boxed set" of invitations. You get 50 in a box for $25...or maybe even cheaper. Use your computer to print them.
DON'T print them yourself (as in handwriting)...that will look totally tacky!! Also...do NOT hand them out. Please mail them! And include a RSVP card (with postage on it)...so people can respond properly. There are many ways to cut the budget, but doing so by handwriting invitations, passing them out, and using email for the RSVP is NOT a way to save!!
Good luck!
Reply:Yeah do NOT email them. If you're a decent scrapbooker you could always make them. and decorations? EBAY! My wedding is in May and I've already got a ton of decorations from EBAY.
Reply:My step sister had a winter wedding in Jan one year. They found a lot of stuff of course, since this is the holiday season. One thing I can tell you, they went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of plastic snowflakes with glitter on them and they hung those on the ceiling in the reception room. They were also able to find cheap candles with snowflakes on them. If you could incorporate snowflakes, silver, that kind of thing into your theme, there are some ideas. And yes, I agree, JoAnne's Fabrics has a lot. And if you go bargain hunting, you'll be surprised what you can find.
Reply:It looks like you are going with a very Country Christmas. Go to a flea market and look for items that have that feel. Wooden signs, dolls, etc.
The slip-just an A-line slip you can get at any store. Target, Walmart. Though most dresses now are so thick that you really don't have to worry about it being see-through and your underwear showing. Or are you looking for more of a crinoline petticoat? If so, ebay. Though a lot of bridal stores will rent them. Ask some brides you know if they used one.
For invitations go to
www.invitationsbydawn.com
www.annswedding.com
www.now-and-forever.com
I bought mine from Invitations by Dawn and loved them. Those are definitely the cheapest. BUT DO THAT ASAP before you buy more decorations. Your wedding is in 4 weeks and you haven't mailed out invites yet?!? Hurry. You need to get them in (1 wk), address them (1 wk) and give the person time to respond (1wk). You better hurry and perhaps pay a little extra to have them express mailed to you. You don't have time to make them yourself.
Reply:Try
Reply:Try Michaels Store. And I bought my invitations at invitationconsultants.com, their price isn't bad at all. or even try holiday-cards-store-com. I'm getting married New Years Eve. Hope this helps.
Reply:Joanne's has lots of cheap Christmas stuff on sale, they want to get the old stuff out beofre the new stuff comes in so hurry! They also have pretty chep invitations that are really easy to use. I bought mine form there and they looked great. Good luck!
flower
i bought some wide silk lace rolls in the christmas tree shop. very cheap. a $ each.
also i bought favors there-%26gt; candy canes for 12 pieces for 1$ too.
very good idea for is having there wedding next month too.
now i am just looking for more deco and ideas cheap of course...
any ideas??
i also couldn't find cheap invitations yet....
any advice here?
maybe buy paper and write them??? whats cheaper...???
i was thinking to hand them out instead of mailing them and have them resbond via e-mail???
what do you think?
let me know
oh and i am also looking for a a line slip? cheap, used??? anybody knows what size that would be?
thanks guys
by the way, target has really cute cheap wedding shoes if anybody still needs some....
(=
Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
orientaltrading.com will take care of all your needs! Check in the sale section for even more ideas!
The e-mail invite tho??? TACKY!!! don't do it! Buy some premade ones and write in the invite yourself!
Reply:Buy some Christmas ornament bulbs. They come in all colors so, you could match w/ the wedding well. And allow your guest to take them home as wedding favors.
Or simply, just use white, red, gold, and green candles of different heights.
Reply:Hobby Lobby has their Christmas items 50% off right now. And they have a huge selection.
Reply:Try the following links:
http://www.orientaltrading.com/applicati... - for inexpensive decorations expecially favor ideas.
http://www.shindigz.com/catalog.cfm?cat=... - for christmas party decorations
http://www.annsbridalbargains.com/index.... - Bargain wedding invitations and accessories
http://lcipaper.com/ - inexpensive invitation paper, program paper etc.
http://www.plumparty.com/partysupplies/x... - not the cheapest but you can definately get some ideas from this site.
Good Luck with your wedding!
Reply:Hi. Go to any dollar store or a discount store like Walmart, etc. and get a glass bowl or vase and some nice colored Christmas ornaments in your colors. Fill the bowls or vase with ornaments and your done!
As far as the invitation. Go to Target, Walmart, Michael's...any place like that and buy a "boxed set" of invitations. You get 50 in a box for $25...or maybe even cheaper. Use your computer to print them.
DON'T print them yourself (as in handwriting)...that will look totally tacky!! Also...do NOT hand them out. Please mail them! And include a RSVP card (with postage on it)...so people can respond properly. There are many ways to cut the budget, but doing so by handwriting invitations, passing them out, and using email for the RSVP is NOT a way to save!!
Good luck!
Reply:Yeah do NOT email them. If you're a decent scrapbooker you could always make them. and decorations? EBAY! My wedding is in May and I've already got a ton of decorations from EBAY.
Reply:My step sister had a winter wedding in Jan one year. They found a lot of stuff of course, since this is the holiday season. One thing I can tell you, they went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of plastic snowflakes with glitter on them and they hung those on the ceiling in the reception room. They were also able to find cheap candles with snowflakes on them. If you could incorporate snowflakes, silver, that kind of thing into your theme, there are some ideas. And yes, I agree, JoAnne's Fabrics has a lot. And if you go bargain hunting, you'll be surprised what you can find.
Reply:It looks like you are going with a very Country Christmas. Go to a flea market and look for items that have that feel. Wooden signs, dolls, etc.
The slip-just an A-line slip you can get at any store. Target, Walmart. Though most dresses now are so thick that you really don't have to worry about it being see-through and your underwear showing. Or are you looking for more of a crinoline petticoat? If so, ebay. Though a lot of bridal stores will rent them. Ask some brides you know if they used one.
For invitations go to
www.invitationsbydawn.com
www.annswedding.com
www.now-and-forever.com
I bought mine from Invitations by Dawn and loved them. Those are definitely the cheapest. BUT DO THAT ASAP before you buy more decorations. Your wedding is in 4 weeks and you haven't mailed out invites yet?!? Hurry. You need to get them in (1 wk), address them (1 wk) and give the person time to respond (1wk). You better hurry and perhaps pay a little extra to have them express mailed to you. You don't have time to make them yourself.
Reply:Try
Reply:Try Michaels Store. And I bought my invitations at invitationconsultants.com, their price isn't bad at all. or even try holiday-cards-store-com. I'm getting married New Years Eve. Hope this helps.
Reply:Joanne's has lots of cheap Christmas stuff on sale, they want to get the old stuff out beofre the new stuff comes in so hurry! They also have pretty chep invitations that are really easy to use. I bought mine form there and they looked great. Good luck!
flower
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
With belt, paddle, tree branch, twitch, fly swatter, bare hands, fists, shoes and others??
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
Oh yeah.......I was raised the old fashion way and I took it like a man.
Reply:I've been beaten by my mom with a wooden stick, umbrella, fists, open palm (slap to the face), belt, tennis racket, ruler, and chair. I didn't deserve any of it. She had anger issues and more or less used me as a punching bag. It felt somewhat emasculating to be beaten by a woman. But by the time I was 12 or so, I had grown too big and strong for her so she stopped.
Reply:i have been whipped as a child since the age of 5
i was so upset, my parents discipline me and by nature, they are strict but can reward me for being good
it cut me deep in thought being whipped
but it is part of discipline
i just wished there was a leaneant alternative of punishment
Reply:We were beaten with a belt, wooden spoons until they broke, hands too. It still bothers me till this day.
I believe in gently spanking a child if that is absolutely necessary on the backside. But there is no excuse in my mind to hit or slap anyone and never a child.
Reply:you forgot spoons,and hairbrushes. i remember getting those toy paddles with the connecting ball and i'd tie that little ball on until it had no more string cause i knew my *** was paddle bound. lol. never by fists, when i was young we got our *** busted if it was necessary and turned out better for it.
Reply:Beat with a rope, whipped with a switch yes. But there was a huge difference between the two the switch was deserved and didn't hurt for long.
Reply:No, just punched, open hand slapped, chased with salad fork, face dunked in kitchen sink, and pot thrown at me. ;). Duck and move , duck and move. I weave like an old nanny or a driving test. OH YEAH!
Reply:Yes - tree branch and bare hands by parents and teachers while disciplining me and I would say that at this age when look back I am benefited from it
Reply:Oh yeah, almost all of the above actually! Seems like for some ppl it's their only way to make themselves feel powerful! By slamming their own son who is 3 times smaller than them ! Bravo, now dats being a MAN !
Reply:yup, I've been whipped since i was like 2yrs old i guess. and it stop when i was 12yrs old. i quite naughty as a child
Reply:BARE HANDS .
Reply:Yeah, with bare hands and those cane
Those nasty teachers
Reply:No. I was never spanked or "whipped" as a child.
Reply:Noo. I think thats so cruel. My mum would give us a bit of a smack when we were younger as a last resort, but never using something to hit us as a weapon. I think thats too far.
Reply:I wouldn't say "Whipped" it was more of a smacking. :p
Reply:As a child....
no
As an adult...
hmmm
Reply:Yup!
Reply:you forgot slippers, wooden spoons, pots and pans haha yeah all the time.
Reply:Never have.
Reply:Yes...my dad was bad-tempered back then...but i'm glad he's change now.
Reply:I was spanked pretty hard once as a kid. That's it really!! I learned my lesson then and there!!
Reply:i iwish!!
Loose Teeth
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
Oh yeah.......I was raised the old fashion way and I took it like a man.
Reply:I've been beaten by my mom with a wooden stick, umbrella, fists, open palm (slap to the face), belt, tennis racket, ruler, and chair. I didn't deserve any of it. She had anger issues and more or less used me as a punching bag. It felt somewhat emasculating to be beaten by a woman. But by the time I was 12 or so, I had grown too big and strong for her so she stopped.
Reply:i have been whipped as a child since the age of 5
i was so upset, my parents discipline me and by nature, they are strict but can reward me for being good
it cut me deep in thought being whipped
but it is part of discipline
i just wished there was a leaneant alternative of punishment
Reply:We were beaten with a belt, wooden spoons until they broke, hands too. It still bothers me till this day.
I believe in gently spanking a child if that is absolutely necessary on the backside. But there is no excuse in my mind to hit or slap anyone and never a child.
Reply:you forgot spoons,and hairbrushes. i remember getting those toy paddles with the connecting ball and i'd tie that little ball on until it had no more string cause i knew my *** was paddle bound. lol. never by fists, when i was young we got our *** busted if it was necessary and turned out better for it.
Reply:Beat with a rope, whipped with a switch yes. But there was a huge difference between the two the switch was deserved and didn't hurt for long.
Reply:No, just punched, open hand slapped, chased with salad fork, face dunked in kitchen sink, and pot thrown at me. ;). Duck and move , duck and move. I weave like an old nanny or a driving test. OH YEAH!
Reply:Yes - tree branch and bare hands by parents and teachers while disciplining me and I would say that at this age when look back I am benefited from it
Reply:Oh yeah, almost all of the above actually! Seems like for some ppl it's their only way to make themselves feel powerful! By slamming their own son who is 3 times smaller than them ! Bravo, now dats being a MAN !
Reply:yup, I've been whipped since i was like 2yrs old i guess. and it stop when i was 12yrs old. i quite naughty as a child
Reply:BARE HANDS .
Reply:Yeah, with bare hands and those cane
Those nasty teachers
Reply:No. I was never spanked or "whipped" as a child.
Reply:Noo. I think thats so cruel. My mum would give us a bit of a smack when we were younger as a last resort, but never using something to hit us as a weapon. I think thats too far.
Reply:I wouldn't say "Whipped" it was more of a smacking. :p
Reply:As a child....
no
As an adult...
hmmm
Reply:Yup!
Reply:you forgot slippers, wooden spoons, pots and pans haha yeah all the time.
Reply:Never have.
Reply:Yes...my dad was bad-tempered back then...but i'm glad he's change now.
Reply:I was spanked pretty hard once as a kid. That's it really!! I learned my lesson then and there!!
Reply:i iwish!!
Loose Teeth
WHAT is country music doing???
So, basically, I was at home listening to the radio that's playing all Christmas music, which is cool. I'm listening to some happy tunes, like Rockin arounf the Christmas tree and Jingle Bells. Then all of a sudden it plays a friggin depressing song about this kid that wants to buy some shoes for his dying mother. WHAT THE HELL! I was in a good mood listening to happy songs, and all of a sudden, this saadd country song comes on, and I have also come to understand that a good majority of country songs are depressing. There's also this other depressing country Christmas song about some person meeting their ex-lover in the grocery store. Christmas is supposed to be a merry, cheerful event, and country just has to $%%26amp;# it up with these depressing songs.
WHAT is country music doing???
it is supposed to make you remember what the season is REALLY about, but some people are too shallow to get it.
Reply:Not all country music is depressing! It just goes to show country music is about real life and life is not always happy and fun, at least all the time.
Reply:I personally like this song and I don't think it is depressing.
It tells of a sweet poor child wanting to buy him mom a gift so she looks nice for Jesus. He has apparently come to terms that she is going to die, and yes thats sad, but he just wants her happy! He had a warm heart and so did the lady who paid for the shoes. This is what Christmas is about, caring for a less fortunate person,who could care less about theirselves. It seems most have forgotten the real meaning Christmas and made up their own meaning(for eating and giving gifts). Don't just think about the Rum in your Eggnog, think of the hungry children out there wish you would share just one dollar....to help feed their hungry little mouths...!
God Bless %26amp;
have a Merry Christmas
These things really happen
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time
there I stood in another line
tryin' to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the christmas mood
standing right in front of me
was a little boy waiting anxiously
pacing around like little boys do
and in his hand he held
a pair of shoes
and his clothes were worn and old
he was dirty from head to toe
and when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
they counted pennies for what seemed like years
then the cashier said, "Son there's not enough here"
he searched his pockets frantically
and he turned and he looked at me
he said, "Momma made christmas good at our house
although, most years she just did without
tell me sir
what am I gonna do?
some how I gotta buy her these christmas shoes"
so I laid the money down
I just had to help him out
and I'll never forget
the look on his face
when he said momma's gonna look so great
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I knew I caught a glimpse of Heaven's love as he thanked me and ran out
I know that God has sent that little boy to remind me
what christmas is all about
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
Reply:Um??? There are plenty of happy country christmas songs too. And as far as I know a group called newsong sings it-not country that I know of. And also theres this thing on a radio called a knob, where if you don't like the song, you can turn it.
Reply:well alot of country is depressing you ever ruby by kenny rogers and carrie underwoods new song just a dream is quite depressing too none the less both are great songs
Reply:There are a couple of different types of Christmas songs. The majority of them are season setters, that is catchy jingles that everybody comes to know and evoke a sense of happiness without much more than visual imagery described. The other kind is much older and includes such time honored traditions as Little town of Bethlehem, Away in manger etc.. The country songs you are talking about are really just contemporary versions of these that help to evoke more than just superficial feelings and give more legitamacy to the season.
On a lighter note, you sound like someone who has never heard what you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get out of jail etc.... LOL Merry Christmas! and God Bless!
Reply:i agree with big_fan. I love this song. I shows the true meaning of Christmas. The boy's not worried about Santa he just wants his mom to look good for Jesus. I also like the song, Christmas Carol, which is about an orphan girl born on Christmas looking for a family to take her home.
Reply:I'm with you. I don't like that song either. Christmas is supposed to give us a respit from the sh!tty things life can throw at us sometimes. The way I see it is that this song spoils the mood for those of us who aren't living it, and it reminds those of us who are living it that life has dealt a crappy hand.
Reply:Not everyone gets the opportunity to live in a fantasy world but we shouldn't forget,they'd like a break from their 'crappy' life to at least for the holiday
Reply:hahaha!
that's funny, because my mom and i are always talking about that stupid, "christmas shoe song."
it's the epitome of cheesy.
and i don't like country music.
so it's definitely not a favorite song of mine.
bleh.
skin lesions
WHAT is country music doing???
it is supposed to make you remember what the season is REALLY about, but some people are too shallow to get it.
Reply:Not all country music is depressing! It just goes to show country music is about real life and life is not always happy and fun, at least all the time.
Reply:I personally like this song and I don't think it is depressing.
It tells of a sweet poor child wanting to buy him mom a gift so she looks nice for Jesus. He has apparently come to terms that she is going to die, and yes thats sad, but he just wants her happy! He had a warm heart and so did the lady who paid for the shoes. This is what Christmas is about, caring for a less fortunate person,who could care less about theirselves. It seems most have forgotten the real meaning Christmas and made up their own meaning(for eating and giving gifts). Don't just think about the Rum in your Eggnog, think of the hungry children out there wish you would share just one dollar....to help feed their hungry little mouths...!
God Bless %26amp;
have a Merry Christmas
These things really happen
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time
there I stood in another line
tryin' to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the christmas mood
standing right in front of me
was a little boy waiting anxiously
pacing around like little boys do
and in his hand he held
a pair of shoes
and his clothes were worn and old
he was dirty from head to toe
and when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
they counted pennies for what seemed like years
then the cashier said, "Son there's not enough here"
he searched his pockets frantically
and he turned and he looked at me
he said, "Momma made christmas good at our house
although, most years she just did without
tell me sir
what am I gonna do?
some how I gotta buy her these christmas shoes"
so I laid the money down
I just had to help him out
and I'll never forget
the look on his face
when he said momma's gonna look so great
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I knew I caught a glimpse of Heaven's love as he thanked me and ran out
I know that God has sent that little boy to remind me
what christmas is all about
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
Reply:Um??? There are plenty of happy country christmas songs too. And as far as I know a group called newsong sings it-not country that I know of. And also theres this thing on a radio called a knob, where if you don't like the song, you can turn it.
Reply:well alot of country is depressing you ever ruby by kenny rogers and carrie underwoods new song just a dream is quite depressing too none the less both are great songs
Reply:There are a couple of different types of Christmas songs. The majority of them are season setters, that is catchy jingles that everybody comes to know and evoke a sense of happiness without much more than visual imagery described. The other kind is much older and includes such time honored traditions as Little town of Bethlehem, Away in manger etc.. The country songs you are talking about are really just contemporary versions of these that help to evoke more than just superficial feelings and give more legitamacy to the season.
On a lighter note, you sound like someone who has never heard what you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get out of jail etc.... LOL Merry Christmas! and God Bless!
Reply:i agree with big_fan. I love this song. I shows the true meaning of Christmas. The boy's not worried about Santa he just wants his mom to look good for Jesus. I also like the song, Christmas Carol, which is about an orphan girl born on Christmas looking for a family to take her home.
Reply:I'm with you. I don't like that song either. Christmas is supposed to give us a respit from the sh!tty things life can throw at us sometimes. The way I see it is that this song spoils the mood for those of us who aren't living it, and it reminds those of us who are living it that life has dealt a crappy hand.
Reply:Not everyone gets the opportunity to live in a fantasy world but we shouldn't forget,they'd like a break from their 'crappy' life to at least for the holiday
Reply:hahaha!
that's funny, because my mom and i are always talking about that stupid, "christmas shoe song."
it's the epitome of cheesy.
and i don't like country music.
so it's definitely not a favorite song of mine.
bleh.
skin lesions
What is the name of this old computer game?
I used to play this game when I was in elementary school...I am now a senior in high school....
You started off with these little blue round guys...and you could customize the way they looked...like their shoes and different little things like that...anywayz the object of the game was to get them all the way to their little villiage at the end. But throught the game you had to take them through all these different games like you had to make pizzas for these one guys in a tree....and you had to find places for all of them to sleep and stuff. Sorry I don't have very much detail but I don't remember the game very well. Thanks!
What is the name of this old computer game?
It sort of sounds like Lemmings, but I don't remember it being so in depth.
Reply:after this question i searched hard for the game because i remember playing this when i was young too! i first started with z island.. and somehow on google ended up finding it. the name of the game is zoombinis logical journey or zoombinis moutain rescue Report It
Reply:No clue...lol it sounds somewhat bizzare. is it burger man or pizza delivery dood? lol
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You started off with these little blue round guys...and you could customize the way they looked...like their shoes and different little things like that...anywayz the object of the game was to get them all the way to their little villiage at the end. But throught the game you had to take them through all these different games like you had to make pizzas for these one guys in a tree....and you had to find places for all of them to sleep and stuff. Sorry I don't have very much detail but I don't remember the game very well. Thanks!
What is the name of this old computer game?
It sort of sounds like Lemmings, but I don't remember it being so in depth.
Reply:after this question i searched hard for the game because i remember playing this when i was young too! i first started with z island.. and somehow on google ended up finding it. the name of the game is zoombinis logical journey or zoombinis moutain rescue Report It
Reply:No clue...lol it sounds somewhat bizzare. is it burger man or pizza delivery dood? lol
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What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
Alone %26amp; invisible in a corrupt world of deceit
Sadly, it is laughter %26amp; humiliation that they all seek
Look at the soles of my shoes, feeling indescribably down
As a single snowflake melts upon my cheek
I am lost, nowhere to be found
In need of a secluded place, where I can feel safe %26amp; sound
An abundant bundle filled with broken promises %26amp; false pretension
Here I am, sitting on the floor of this empty town
I am talking to myself, what an odd obsession.
Humming a random tune just to break the silenced tension
The raven perched upon a tree branch gives me a sudden fright
But I try my very best to continue without further self-regression
I let go and let my eyes wander into the sky, where I see a glowing kite
%26amp; realize that the stars we have come to witness each %26amp; every night
Are the same stars that are part of everyone’s sight
I have finally opened my eyes to a world of delight
What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
you were downtrodden and scared, you probably went through a trauma in your life. you always believed in yourself but found it hard to see this through the haze of sadness and grief. you came outh the other side and rediscovered joy. yes i can relate, and its a beautiful compostion, you are a talented person.
Reply:it sad and dark
Reply:that's beautiful
did you write it?
i can relate to it...... the last verse not so often though
Reply:is it about being bullied, and not having anyone to turn too.
Reply:sounds like u want us to do your homework for u
Reply:I think its beautiful. Thats the beauty of poetry. You can write anything from your point of view and make others fall into what you're saying
Reply:i like your poem, it can be interpreted to be about may things depending on the reader. i think it may be about an outcast someone who is not popular, who within themselves became more and more down, sad and depressed who thinks all are against them.
but then realises that there is life out there for them too.
i can relate to this poem as it seems much like some of my down time poems.
Reply:sounds like a lonely person
Reply:Oh what a very emotional poem,..so vivid and strong in words,,,do deep and penetrating...I was deeply touched...it made me feel the writers' emotions really........great experience to read one such expressive poem....carry on..you have the hands of a poetess................good luck!
Reply:I don't really understad it. I'm not into deep poetry.
Reply:Honestly, it sounds like every poem i've read by every 16 year old teenager trying to cope with their emotions. I applaud the fact that you're branching out to express yourself, but that's what poetry is - expressing yourself. Don't lean so heavily on what people think of it and if they relate to it. You're not writing for them, you're writing for YOU.
Reply:absolutely.beautiful
and.we.can.all.relate.to.it...this.wro...
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Sadly, it is laughter %26amp; humiliation that they all seek
Look at the soles of my shoes, feeling indescribably down
As a single snowflake melts upon my cheek
I am lost, nowhere to be found
In need of a secluded place, where I can feel safe %26amp; sound
An abundant bundle filled with broken promises %26amp; false pretension
Here I am, sitting on the floor of this empty town
I am talking to myself, what an odd obsession.
Humming a random tune just to break the silenced tension
The raven perched upon a tree branch gives me a sudden fright
But I try my very best to continue without further self-regression
I let go and let my eyes wander into the sky, where I see a glowing kite
%26amp; realize that the stars we have come to witness each %26amp; every night
Are the same stars that are part of everyone’s sight
I have finally opened my eyes to a world of delight
What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
you were downtrodden and scared, you probably went through a trauma in your life. you always believed in yourself but found it hard to see this through the haze of sadness and grief. you came outh the other side and rediscovered joy. yes i can relate, and its a beautiful compostion, you are a talented person.
Reply:it sad and dark
Reply:that's beautiful
did you write it?
i can relate to it...... the last verse not so often though
Reply:is it about being bullied, and not having anyone to turn too.
Reply:sounds like u want us to do your homework for u
Reply:I think its beautiful. Thats the beauty of poetry. You can write anything from your point of view and make others fall into what you're saying
Reply:i like your poem, it can be interpreted to be about may things depending on the reader. i think it may be about an outcast someone who is not popular, who within themselves became more and more down, sad and depressed who thinks all are against them.
but then realises that there is life out there for them too.
i can relate to this poem as it seems much like some of my down time poems.
Reply:sounds like a lonely person
Reply:Oh what a very emotional poem,..so vivid and strong in words,,,do deep and penetrating...I was deeply touched...it made me feel the writers' emotions really........great experience to read one such expressive poem....carry on..you have the hands of a poetess................good luck!
Reply:I don't really understad it. I'm not into deep poetry.
Reply:Honestly, it sounds like every poem i've read by every 16 year old teenager trying to cope with their emotions. I applaud the fact that you're branching out to express yourself, but that's what poetry is - expressing yourself. Don't lean so heavily on what people think of it and if they relate to it. You're not writing for them, you're writing for YOU.
Reply:absolutely.beautiful
and.we.can.all.relate.to.it...this.wro...
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Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
There is a family that lives next to me in Dominican Republic who is envious and hates my family (which is hard to understand because whenever we travel there we donate clothes, books, shoes and money to them). Last night I recieved a call saying that the woman of the house was in my land (there is land behind my house of agriculture which is how we make ends meet) with two other people dressed in black.They were chanting something, lighting candles and putting up some kind of tree sticks.A security saw them and shot at them, so they ranThe next morning when they went to see what they were doing, there were black candles dug into the ground with upside down crosses, some kind of bambooish polls stuck around and some organic material covering.Does anyone have any idea what kind of spell this was?I'm not believing of it but the next day the appliances were not working and the floors were cracked.How can I remove this?And could I be hurt by this curse if im in miami? How do I combat this?
Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
Personally, I don't believe in spells. What I'd do is try to find a logical explanation about the appliances, I'd call some one (an expert) to take a look, tell me what the problem is and, if possible, fix them. (Maybe your neighbours destroyed them before the spell)? I'd also check what this organic material is and whether it could have affected the floors or damaged the soil. Check these things first.
Now, about the curse. My dad once found a puppet in his workplace (it was inside the paper bin) that looked like him and had needles stuck all over it. Even though he too doesn't really believe in magic, he was a bit troubled, so after throwing it away, he went to see his priest (he's Christian), told him what happenned and asked him to read a blessing and spring some holy water over the place. Perhaps you could do something like that (if you're religious), just to put your mind at rest. You could contact a priest or a shaman or something (I don't know what you believe in) and they should be able to advise you.
Good luck.
Reply:get a few salt containers, and make a ring of protection around your property,
and infront of your door ways,
sprinkle a little in your cars aswell,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/protection6....
here is a prayer for protection,
say this with absolute sincerity and God will dispell your, greif, and solve your difficulties,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/
here are some more prayers you might need,
the Tablet of Ahmad
located in the special tablets section, will protect you
you just need to say that with the healing prayer and the
short obligatory prayer,
( said at Noon til before sundown)
http://www.seiyaku.com/customs/crosses/p...
http://altreligion.about.com/library/glo...
Reply:i laugh at your hex
mwa ha ha ha
Reply:Talk to them, and ask the security why he goddamn SHOT at them. That could kill someone...
Reply:House Protection Spell Bottle
Since the earliest spell bottles were created for protection, it seems fitting to begin with one made for this purpose. Ideally, such a bottle will be walled up in a new home under construction, or placed under the floorboards. If this is impossible, simply place it in a position of importance somewhere in the home.
Items needed:
*
1 glass jar with cork stopper or lid (a small canning jar is fine)
*
1/2 to 1 cup salt (depending on size of the jar)
* 3 cloves garlic
* 9 bay leaves
* 7 TBS dried basil
* 4 TBS dill seeds
* 1 TBS sage
* 1 TBS anise
* 1 TBS black pepper
* 1 TBS fennel
* 1 bowl
In the morning, ideally on a bright and sunny day, assemble all items.
Place the salt into the bowl and say:
Salt that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the cloves of garlic to the bowl and say:
Garlic that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Crumble the bay leaves, place in the bowl and say:
Bay that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the basil and say:
Basil that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add dill and say:
Dill that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the sage and say:
Sage that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the anise and say:
Anise that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the pepper and say:
Pepper that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the fennel and say:
Fennel that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Mix together the herbs and the salt with your hands. Through the movement of your hands and fingers, lend energy to the potent protective items. Visualize your home as a shining, safe, guarded, secure place of sanctuary. Pour the mixture into the jar. Seal tightly and place in your home with the following words:
Salt and herbs, nine times nine
Guard now this home of mine.
It is done.
For yourself:
Protection from another
Get a piece of paper and write the person's full name on it. Then put a circle around the name. Light the paper on fire then chant.
" Protect me, Great Powerful, from this person, let it be not for him to hurt me."
Say it 3 times, then drop the paper in a bowl of water, and say " So mote it be!"
Reply:first we do common sense then we do super natural!
Have the organic stuff anilized to see if it was not just some type of soil destroyer. If not clear the land of the stuff they put on it.
next your personal religious path will decide if you are or are not cursed %26amp; or if you are how to get rid of it!
if you need more help on this you can contact me through the email
Reply:NO NO NO.................listen get some holy water right and some frankincense throw holy water in each room every corner of every room to clear it out.
Then get a charcoal cinder and burn some frankincense Resin and burn the resin in each room (repeating the lords prayer) for a extra boost. if you like
Trust me anything bad in the house will be gone.
Reply:put up a cross
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Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
Personally, I don't believe in spells. What I'd do is try to find a logical explanation about the appliances, I'd call some one (an expert) to take a look, tell me what the problem is and, if possible, fix them. (Maybe your neighbours destroyed them before the spell)? I'd also check what this organic material is and whether it could have affected the floors or damaged the soil. Check these things first.
Now, about the curse. My dad once found a puppet in his workplace (it was inside the paper bin) that looked like him and had needles stuck all over it. Even though he too doesn't really believe in magic, he was a bit troubled, so after throwing it away, he went to see his priest (he's Christian), told him what happenned and asked him to read a blessing and spring some holy water over the place. Perhaps you could do something like that (if you're religious), just to put your mind at rest. You could contact a priest or a shaman or something (I don't know what you believe in) and they should be able to advise you.
Good luck.
Reply:get a few salt containers, and make a ring of protection around your property,
and infront of your door ways,
sprinkle a little in your cars aswell,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/protection6....
here is a prayer for protection,
say this with absolute sincerity and God will dispell your, greif, and solve your difficulties,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/
here are some more prayers you might need,
the Tablet of Ahmad
located in the special tablets section, will protect you
you just need to say that with the healing prayer and the
short obligatory prayer,
( said at Noon til before sundown)
http://www.seiyaku.com/customs/crosses/p...
http://altreligion.about.com/library/glo...
Reply:i laugh at your hex
mwa ha ha ha
Reply:Talk to them, and ask the security why he goddamn SHOT at them. That could kill someone...
Reply:House Protection Spell Bottle
Since the earliest spell bottles were created for protection, it seems fitting to begin with one made for this purpose. Ideally, such a bottle will be walled up in a new home under construction, or placed under the floorboards. If this is impossible, simply place it in a position of importance somewhere in the home.
Items needed:
*
1 glass jar with cork stopper or lid (a small canning jar is fine)
*
1/2 to 1 cup salt (depending on size of the jar)
* 3 cloves garlic
* 9 bay leaves
* 7 TBS dried basil
* 4 TBS dill seeds
* 1 TBS sage
* 1 TBS anise
* 1 TBS black pepper
* 1 TBS fennel
* 1 bowl
In the morning, ideally on a bright and sunny day, assemble all items.
Place the salt into the bowl and say:
Salt that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the cloves of garlic to the bowl and say:
Garlic that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Crumble the bay leaves, place in the bowl and say:
Bay that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the basil and say:
Basil that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add dill and say:
Dill that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the sage and say:
Sage that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the anise and say:
Anise that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the pepper and say:
Pepper that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the fennel and say:
Fennel that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Mix together the herbs and the salt with your hands. Through the movement of your hands and fingers, lend energy to the potent protective items. Visualize your home as a shining, safe, guarded, secure place of sanctuary. Pour the mixture into the jar. Seal tightly and place in your home with the following words:
Salt and herbs, nine times nine
Guard now this home of mine.
It is done.
For yourself:
Protection from another
Get a piece of paper and write the person's full name on it. Then put a circle around the name. Light the paper on fire then chant.
" Protect me, Great Powerful, from this person, let it be not for him to hurt me."
Say it 3 times, then drop the paper in a bowl of water, and say " So mote it be!"
Reply:first we do common sense then we do super natural!
Have the organic stuff anilized to see if it was not just some type of soil destroyer. If not clear the land of the stuff they put on it.
next your personal religious path will decide if you are or are not cursed %26amp; or if you are how to get rid of it!
if you need more help on this you can contact me through the email
Reply:NO NO NO.................listen get some holy water right and some frankincense throw holy water in each room every corner of every room to clear it out.
Then get a charcoal cinder and burn some frankincense Resin and burn the resin in each room (repeating the lords prayer) for a extra boost. if you like
Trust me anything bad in the house will be gone.
Reply:put up a cross
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Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.
Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox.
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.
Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2 a.m.
Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Ha ha ha yeah very good I liked those,,,
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Simply very good! I wonder how you got the idea to write Dog Commandments. Good luck!
Reply:That is funny. Thanks lol
Reply:Very good, if I think of any more I will let you know!!!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:You might add this in favour of my Labrador.
Thou shalt not throw up thy breakfast on the brand new carpet in front of guests that are not fond of dogs.
Reply:you gotta work on applying thou and thy - but ... funny!
Reply:Hahaha I like it - and oh SO true!!
Reply:y?????????your question is too long.tel me brifly.
tc
Reply:lol. Another one.... Though shalt not drag thy bum along the carpet and sniff it. Especially in front of visitors!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Really good. I don't have a dog but can appreciate it.
Reply:hahaha, 10/10. very funny.
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Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:you're on good form today hun, pmsl
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Reply:what can i say pure brilliance xxxx lol xxx
Reply:very good,lol
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! hilarious :P
Cxxx
Reply:It sounds like you know my dogs personally.
Reply:fairly funneh
Reply:hehehe these are soooooooooo good hun, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Very funny
Reply:good onnnne
Reply:I think this is a good way for us humans to go first ..hee hee !!! especially my hubby... im going to print this off for him...lol
Reply:Pretty funny, if not slightly dirty. Reminds me of my dog 'cept mine could jump up on counters and eat chocolate chip muffins!!!
Reply:Hahahaha....Loved them!!!!! Especially the one about not harmonising with the cat!! :p Good job!! Here's a star!
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Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox.
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.
Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2 a.m.
Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Ha ha ha yeah very good I liked those,,,
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Simply very good! I wonder how you got the idea to write Dog Commandments. Good luck!
Reply:That is funny. Thanks lol
Reply:Very good, if I think of any more I will let you know!!!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:You might add this in favour of my Labrador.
Thou shalt not throw up thy breakfast on the brand new carpet in front of guests that are not fond of dogs.
Reply:you gotta work on applying thou and thy - but ... funny!
Reply:Hahaha I like it - and oh SO true!!
Reply:y?????????your question is too long.tel me brifly.
tc
Reply:lol. Another one.... Though shalt not drag thy bum along the carpet and sniff it. Especially in front of visitors!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Really good. I don't have a dog but can appreciate it.
Reply:hahaha, 10/10. very funny.
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Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:you're on good form today hun, pmsl
starred
Reply:what can i say pure brilliance xxxx lol xxx
Reply:very good,lol
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! hilarious :P
Cxxx
Reply:It sounds like you know my dogs personally.
Reply:fairly funneh
Reply:hehehe these are soooooooooo good hun, pmsl
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:Very funny
Reply:good onnnne
Reply:I think this is a good way for us humans to go first ..hee hee !!! especially my hubby... im going to print this off for him...lol
Reply:Pretty funny, if not slightly dirty. Reminds me of my dog 'cept mine could jump up on counters and eat chocolate chip muffins!!!
Reply:Hahahaha....Loved them!!!!! Especially the one about not harmonising with the cat!! :p Good job!! Here's a star!
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My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
As i looked down the street i seen the birds so quiet and meek.
This is when i knew something is coming this i see.
As we got in the house the wind were howling and smashing about.
We heard the sirens blasting a tornadoes coming everyone get your shoes.
As we lay in the cellar we heard the winds whistling and howling which seemed forever' while our teeth chattered.
Dad took sissy and held her so tight' i took little brother from my right.
We had 10 down there that windy night and we all talked and sang to forget this noisy freight.
30 Long minutes the house moved and shook we felt pieces just peel off and fly away' That's when we all held hands and began to pray.
40 minutes had come and gone Mama was screaming what in the world had she done wrong.
Dad got up and surveyed the house' as we heard him crying we were quiet as a church mouse.
The houses were gone where they used to be all that was left was mr.Johnson old pear tree.
The house was gone that day.
My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
The poem is good but full of sadness,last time i told u to b positive and look at bright side of life.
Reply:Nice poem and i loved it a lot .you must of had expertise in these tornado's.. Really great and here;s a star
Reply:perfect
Reply:I think it needs a little polishing, but my first thought was "this girl has gone through that". It is awesome, even better, if it is just your imagination.
Reply:Veeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy chilling my friend %26lt;3
I live in Tornado Alley LOL, have for 15 years
This is either a grand insight or you have been there too @)~%26gt;~
Loved it, deep~n~chilling *^_^*
Reply:nice
Reply:I think it ish pwetty good! ^_^ honestly i think i said befor that you should be a poet...
Reply:REALLY GOOD
i think its based on something you have seen
or experienced
tanning
This is when i knew something is coming this i see.
As we got in the house the wind were howling and smashing about.
We heard the sirens blasting a tornadoes coming everyone get your shoes.
As we lay in the cellar we heard the winds whistling and howling which seemed forever' while our teeth chattered.
Dad took sissy and held her so tight' i took little brother from my right.
We had 10 down there that windy night and we all talked and sang to forget this noisy freight.
30 Long minutes the house moved and shook we felt pieces just peel off and fly away' That's when we all held hands and began to pray.
40 minutes had come and gone Mama was screaming what in the world had she done wrong.
Dad got up and surveyed the house' as we heard him crying we were quiet as a church mouse.
The houses were gone where they used to be all that was left was mr.Johnson old pear tree.
The house was gone that day.
My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
The poem is good but full of sadness,last time i told u to b positive and look at bright side of life.
Reply:Nice poem and i loved it a lot .you must of had expertise in these tornado's.. Really great and here;s a star
Reply:perfect
Reply:I think it needs a little polishing, but my first thought was "this girl has gone through that". It is awesome, even better, if it is just your imagination.
Reply:Veeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy chilling my friend %26lt;3
I live in Tornado Alley LOL, have for 15 years
This is either a grand insight or you have been there too @)~%26gt;~
Loved it, deep~n~chilling *^_^*
Reply:nice
Reply:I think it ish pwetty good! ^_^ honestly i think i said befor that you should be a poet...
Reply:REALLY GOOD
i think its based on something you have seen
or experienced
tanning
Good Skit?
The students in my class-inluding-me have been given an assignment to write and perform a skit that is at least 3-6 min. long. The topic chosen by my group is Love and Marriage in the Middle Ages. I wrote this skit, and i was wondering if it is good? What can I do to improve? Please and thank you! P.S. due to the time constraints all of the details such as the marriage ceremony itself is not perfect.
Skit Outline
Topic: Medieval Love and Marriage
Scene 1
Setting: Jesse and Evangeline sneak out to a tiny tent belonging to Jesse in Lord Cadman’s manor to talk.
Evangeline: Jesse, I have some terrible news. I am afraid that my bitter, envious mother had already made my marital arrangements, and it is no one you are going to like.
Jesse: What are you talking about my love?
Evangeline: (sounding sad and angry) I have to be bethrowed to no other than your Lord, Cadman; the same Lord Cadman who owns this very manor. He is certainly the wealthiest, cruelest, being alive.
Jesse: (freaking out) What are we to do? Is there no way to tell your parents we are in love? Would you like to elope? I shall do anything to please you as long as we shall be together.
Evangeline: I am afraid there is nothing we can do. You know how marriages these days work. We women have no choice! We mustn’t tell anyone of our affair for they may kill you! It is best we do not see each other very often. It will certainly help me trying to move on. How shall I ever love another man?
End of Scene
Scene 2
The wedding takes place in a highly decorated church.
The Priest: (speaking to everyone in church) Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
(speaking to Lord Cadman) Lord Cadman, wilt thou have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
Lord Cadman: I will
Priest: (speaking to Evangeline) Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou obey him, and serve him, love, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
Evangeline: (crying/sobbing) I will
Priest: Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?
Kathleen: I do
Kathleen places Evangeline’s right hand in the hand of the minister then sits back down
The Priest places Evangeline’s right hand in Lord Cadman’s and follows after the priest
Lord Cadman and Priest: I Lord Cadman take thee Lady Evangeline of Ireland to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Lord Cadman places his right hand in Evangeline’s
Evangeline and Priest: I Lady Evangeline of Ireland take thee Lord Cadman to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance, and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Cadman shall give one ring to Evangeline and give the a duplicate as well as a book to the Priest
Priest: (blessing rings) Bless these Rings, O merciful Lord, that those who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another, remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children. Amen.
Priest gives ring to Cadman and Cadman places the ring on Evangeline’s fourth finger, holds the ring and says:
Cadman: With this Ring I thee wed, (here placing it upon her thumb) and (here placing it upon her index finger) (here placing it upon her ring finger) In the Name of the Father, Amen.
Then join bride and grooms hands
Priest: I now pronounce thee Man and Wife
(speaking to bride and groom) Those whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder.
Cadman: (exiting) Come, let us all fill our bellies with the successfully harvested food!
Scene 3
Evangeline: (packing her things to leave as her voice reads the letter in the background-by recording her voice)
Letter: Dear Jesse, life here has been horrible. There has never been a day where you haven’t been in my thoughts. Every time I see that darned Cadman’s face I want to vomit and deeply wish for your comfort. How can I fall in love with a groom who was chosen for me like so many others do, when I am in love with you? If you were at the wedding you would have been fooled by his false smiles and fake laughs just as anyone else would have; but it only takes a week and a half for a human being to be truly disgusted with him.
Lord Cadman storms in
Cadman: (rudely) Meet me in the parlor in twenty minutes!
Finishing Letter: I do not think I can play this game any longer, which is why I have decided we should elope. Maybe I am being foolish or crazy to flee from a powerful man’s home, but it is best that I follow my heart. I will come to you with the little I have, since I will not accept any belongings Lord Cadman bestowed upon me. I have only my wedding dress as well as my filthy gown which has grown too small. Jewelry, shoes, nightgowns, these were all things I had before, but now I am left with nothing. The other wives weren’t exaggerating when they said husbands controlled their wives. I shall see you soon one way or another. Love, Evangeline.
Holding up “One Week Later” sign
Evangeline: Oh I can’t wait to see Jesse! I am so furious at Lord Cadman to whom I am betrothed!
Good Skit?
This Shi* is so cash.
Reply:thats really good!
i hate doing stuff like that :/
Reply:I think its pretty good but its sorta cheesy especially the lines. Like i noe its a school skit and everything but make ppl say things more realiztic and don't use the same words over and over again. Also i think this is very long for a 3-6 minute skit .
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Skit Outline
Topic: Medieval Love and Marriage
Scene 1
Setting: Jesse and Evangeline sneak out to a tiny tent belonging to Jesse in Lord Cadman’s manor to talk.
Evangeline: Jesse, I have some terrible news. I am afraid that my bitter, envious mother had already made my marital arrangements, and it is no one you are going to like.
Jesse: What are you talking about my love?
Evangeline: (sounding sad and angry) I have to be bethrowed to no other than your Lord, Cadman; the same Lord Cadman who owns this very manor. He is certainly the wealthiest, cruelest, being alive.
Jesse: (freaking out) What are we to do? Is there no way to tell your parents we are in love? Would you like to elope? I shall do anything to please you as long as we shall be together.
Evangeline: I am afraid there is nothing we can do. You know how marriages these days work. We women have no choice! We mustn’t tell anyone of our affair for they may kill you! It is best we do not see each other very often. It will certainly help me trying to move on. How shall I ever love another man?
End of Scene
Scene 2
The wedding takes place in a highly decorated church.
The Priest: (speaking to everyone in church) Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
(speaking to Lord Cadman) Lord Cadman, wilt thou have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
Lord Cadman: I will
Priest: (speaking to Evangeline) Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou obey him, and serve him, love, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
Evangeline: (crying/sobbing) I will
Priest: Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?
Kathleen: I do
Kathleen places Evangeline’s right hand in the hand of the minister then sits back down
The Priest places Evangeline’s right hand in Lord Cadman’s and follows after the priest
Lord Cadman and Priest: I Lord Cadman take thee Lady Evangeline of Ireland to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Lord Cadman places his right hand in Evangeline’s
Evangeline and Priest: I Lady Evangeline of Ireland take thee Lord Cadman to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance, and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Cadman shall give one ring to Evangeline and give the a duplicate as well as a book to the Priest
Priest: (blessing rings) Bless these Rings, O merciful Lord, that those who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another, remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children. Amen.
Priest gives ring to Cadman and Cadman places the ring on Evangeline’s fourth finger, holds the ring and says:
Cadman: With this Ring I thee wed, (here placing it upon her thumb) and (here placing it upon her index finger) (here placing it upon her ring finger) In the Name of the Father, Amen.
Then join bride and grooms hands
Priest: I now pronounce thee Man and Wife
(speaking to bride and groom) Those whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder.
Cadman: (exiting) Come, let us all fill our bellies with the successfully harvested food!
Scene 3
Evangeline: (packing her things to leave as her voice reads the letter in the background-by recording her voice)
Letter: Dear Jesse, life here has been horrible. There has never been a day where you haven’t been in my thoughts. Every time I see that darned Cadman’s face I want to vomit and deeply wish for your comfort. How can I fall in love with a groom who was chosen for me like so many others do, when I am in love with you? If you were at the wedding you would have been fooled by his false smiles and fake laughs just as anyone else would have; but it only takes a week and a half for a human being to be truly disgusted with him.
Lord Cadman storms in
Cadman: (rudely) Meet me in the parlor in twenty minutes!
Finishing Letter: I do not think I can play this game any longer, which is why I have decided we should elope. Maybe I am being foolish or crazy to flee from a powerful man’s home, but it is best that I follow my heart. I will come to you with the little I have, since I will not accept any belongings Lord Cadman bestowed upon me. I have only my wedding dress as well as my filthy gown which has grown too small. Jewelry, shoes, nightgowns, these were all things I had before, but now I am left with nothing. The other wives weren’t exaggerating when they said husbands controlled their wives. I shall see you soon one way or another. Love, Evangeline.
Holding up “One Week Later” sign
Evangeline: Oh I can’t wait to see Jesse! I am so furious at Lord Cadman to whom I am betrothed!
Good Skit?
This Shi* is so cash.
Reply:thats really good!
i hate doing stuff like that :/
Reply:I think its pretty good but its sorta cheesy especially the lines. Like i noe its a school skit and everything but make ppl say things more realiztic and don't use the same words over and over again. Also i think this is very long for a 3-6 minute skit .
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I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
For example, this time, I had a dream about being "locked up" but there were no cells or anything. It was more like a really dingy, dark, dirty high school, and all of us were high school age. We (my "crew") were around the lunch table, plotting and planning our escape, but in order to do it we needed an old (out of style) pair of bowling shoes as part of one person's disguise or something. So me and another kid went down some stairs to the cellar to go look, and somehow we ended up outside. It's not that we weren't allowed there, but I guess the guard was on to us, because immediately, she started shooting. I grabbed the other kid, concentrated real hard, and flew up to safety. And then, I concentrated again and cast spell to make us invisible as we hid up in a tree.
Like always with these "danger/escape" dreams, no matter what happens, if I just clear my mind and force myself to believe I can fly, I start to fly, and in every case I (we, this time) make it to safety. What's it mean?
I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
I believe flying in dreams show both spiritual courage, and skill. I believe this even while I am having such dreams. Your casting of a spell seems to confirm that you have some spiritual skill to use to escape from those negative forces seeking to keep you entrapped in negative conditions. You may be good at uplifting others spirits, and freeing them from negative energy, because you have the ability to do this with yourself. It is nice to be able to inspire others, that there is a way out of difficult conditions, if one concentrates hard enough at doing so. Meditate/pray, exercise, and eat healthy, so that you will stay spiritually strong, and an inspiring presence in this world.
Reply:It means that you are going to suicide and die T_T sorry to let you know
Reply:Flying
To dream that you are flying, signifies a sense of freedom where you had initially felt restricted and limited
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Like always with these "danger/escape" dreams, no matter what happens, if I just clear my mind and force myself to believe I can fly, I start to fly, and in every case I (we, this time) make it to safety. What's it mean?
I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
I believe flying in dreams show both spiritual courage, and skill. I believe this even while I am having such dreams. Your casting of a spell seems to confirm that you have some spiritual skill to use to escape from those negative forces seeking to keep you entrapped in negative conditions. You may be good at uplifting others spirits, and freeing them from negative energy, because you have the ability to do this with yourself. It is nice to be able to inspire others, that there is a way out of difficult conditions, if one concentrates hard enough at doing so. Meditate/pray, exercise, and eat healthy, so that you will stay spiritually strong, and an inspiring presence in this world.
Reply:It means that you are going to suicide and die T_T sorry to let you know
Reply:Flying
To dream that you are flying, signifies a sense of freedom where you had initially felt restricted and limited
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Many questions for you to think about.?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isnt that the way we normally are?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their
Many questions for you to think about.?
then that would suck alot and probably hurt.
yes they do but probably for a short period of time.
because its the way you use the words?
when they are putting up those signs they are assuming thay people understand what they are trying to say. whch is if your not fully clothed then we won't serve you.
in a hospital i am sure they have more than a couple of doctors. and if the doctor is dead them why would other doctors need to work on him?? you cant same him?
its just a song to put babies to sleep? why would someone take it litterally? come on.
its just a phrase ok.
because if they dont put that they will probably get sued.
i kno sign language and you dont see anything u just recognize the symbols.
Reply:This is kool! I hadnt thought about it!
Reply:people who are deaf have no concept of sound, so yes, but people who know sign and are hearing still match words with signs.
Reply:those r interesting questions to think about
Reply:intresting really
Reply:Interesting points to ponder
Reply:Umm...wow!!!
loan
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isnt that the way we normally are?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their
Many questions for you to think about.?
then that would suck alot and probably hurt.
yes they do but probably for a short period of time.
because its the way you use the words?
when they are putting up those signs they are assuming thay people understand what they are trying to say. whch is if your not fully clothed then we won't serve you.
in a hospital i am sure they have more than a couple of doctors. and if the doctor is dead them why would other doctors need to work on him?? you cant same him?
its just a song to put babies to sleep? why would someone take it litterally? come on.
its just a phrase ok.
because if they dont put that they will probably get sued.
i kno sign language and you dont see anything u just recognize the symbols.
Reply:This is kool! I hadnt thought about it!
Reply:people who are deaf have no concept of sound, so yes, but people who know sign and are hearing still match words with signs.
Reply:those r interesting questions to think about
Reply:intresting really
Reply:Interesting points to ponder
Reply:Umm...wow!!!
loan
Please tell me what you think of my story?
It is a normal spring day, and i decide to have my lunch break in the local park, the weather is good, warm enough for summer clothes, yet not hot enough to complain about.
I sit on a bench under the shade of a tree, the wind blowing through the tree causing shadows to dance on the well-maintained lawn. The park is a hive of activity today, an assortment of people, professions and past times. A man walks past me in his well pressed business suit, he is not much younger than me, he is talking on his mobile phone, a little to loudly than necessary, trying to sound important to those in earshot of him, or trying to sound important to himself.
An elderly couple is sat on a picnic blanket on the lawn, there silver hair shinning in the afternoon sun, homemade sandwiches and cakes in brown paper bags, their faces are content, yet there eyes tell a different story, for after a life time of love, sharing and companionship, should one of them pass, the other would be truly alone.
A young female runner runs past them, her toned body a billboard for her generation, her even strides cushioned by the latest running shoes and designer sunglasses to block out the sun. Tight fitting running clothes, to either enhance her performance, or to leave those who look at her an object of desire, sexual and envious, covers her body.
She runs past a group of teenage school kids, as she passes the boys they mimic the bounce of her breasts with their hands, much to the annoyance of the girls who roll there eyes.
A young couple walk past hand in hand, smiles on their faces as they watch their young toddler kick a bright orange ball, he squeals with delight, his rosy cheeks and innocent eyes oblivious to the hardships he will one day face, but for now he is content will sugar coated treats and colourful images on the T.V.
A small bird takes my attention, a sparrow I think, he is doing a little hop type of dance in front of a cluster of bushes, he then darts into them, coming out with a small bug in his beak, he then flies up into a tree, He returns moments later to do the same thing again.
Yet the more I watch his antics the more I wonder about him.
I wonder if he is feeding his young, is this instinct that drives him to do this, or is it a parental love? Will he get frustrated if he cannot get enough food?
Will his little heart swell with pride when his young take flight for the first time? Does he know of love? Does his heart skip a beat when he sees his mate? Or will it break when one day she does not return? Does he know of fear? Will he cower in the treetops when a storm comes crashing down upon him? Does he know of racism? Do other birds treat him unkind because he is not the same breed as they? Does he know of joy? Will he sing that little bit better when the sun is shinning on a clear day? Does he know of God and the creation? Is he aware of me as i am of him, and knows of man, war and death?
If he is aware of all of these then I feel sorry for him, for why should he suffer the folly’s of man, and yet if he is not aware I am equally sorry for him for the wonder of life is a thing to behold and the joy and sorrow it brings is a thing to be shared by all.
Please tell me what you think of my story?
ok...
Reply:Wow dude It Totally blew me off.
Very Good Poem.
Never stop making poems!
And always think of other Poems like this.
:-)______________%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; ROCK ON!!!
Reply:You have a gift for bringing to others a vision of a moment. You are able to allow us to see what you see in a clear way. That is a gift.
Study great authors, take a course in writing, and submit your work to publications. You have an inspired way of writing...
Go for the GOLD!
Reply:Thats amazing. I think you have a gift!!! cool :))
Reply:it needs to be condensed to catch attention and keep it. Liked your last two paragraphs best.
Reply:there is too much detail. give a little less detail and leave the reader wanting more. when there is too much detail it gets boring. very good in description and choice of words. you are intelligent and have much potential you need to put yourself in the readers place and look at an objective point of view. read it as if someone else wrote it and give an honest opinion. this is how writers can sell a huge hit. you must be able to criticize yourself as well as compliment yourself. great job and good luck you may be the next edgar allen poe.
Reply:very deciving
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I sit on a bench under the shade of a tree, the wind blowing through the tree causing shadows to dance on the well-maintained lawn. The park is a hive of activity today, an assortment of people, professions and past times. A man walks past me in his well pressed business suit, he is not much younger than me, he is talking on his mobile phone, a little to loudly than necessary, trying to sound important to those in earshot of him, or trying to sound important to himself.
An elderly couple is sat on a picnic blanket on the lawn, there silver hair shinning in the afternoon sun, homemade sandwiches and cakes in brown paper bags, their faces are content, yet there eyes tell a different story, for after a life time of love, sharing and companionship, should one of them pass, the other would be truly alone.
A young female runner runs past them, her toned body a billboard for her generation, her even strides cushioned by the latest running shoes and designer sunglasses to block out the sun. Tight fitting running clothes, to either enhance her performance, or to leave those who look at her an object of desire, sexual and envious, covers her body.
She runs past a group of teenage school kids, as she passes the boys they mimic the bounce of her breasts with their hands, much to the annoyance of the girls who roll there eyes.
A young couple walk past hand in hand, smiles on their faces as they watch their young toddler kick a bright orange ball, he squeals with delight, his rosy cheeks and innocent eyes oblivious to the hardships he will one day face, but for now he is content will sugar coated treats and colourful images on the T.V.
A small bird takes my attention, a sparrow I think, he is doing a little hop type of dance in front of a cluster of bushes, he then darts into them, coming out with a small bug in his beak, he then flies up into a tree, He returns moments later to do the same thing again.
Yet the more I watch his antics the more I wonder about him.
I wonder if he is feeding his young, is this instinct that drives him to do this, or is it a parental love? Will he get frustrated if he cannot get enough food?
Will his little heart swell with pride when his young take flight for the first time? Does he know of love? Does his heart skip a beat when he sees his mate? Or will it break when one day she does not return? Does he know of fear? Will he cower in the treetops when a storm comes crashing down upon him? Does he know of racism? Do other birds treat him unkind because he is not the same breed as they? Does he know of joy? Will he sing that little bit better when the sun is shinning on a clear day? Does he know of God and the creation? Is he aware of me as i am of him, and knows of man, war and death?
If he is aware of all of these then I feel sorry for him, for why should he suffer the folly’s of man, and yet if he is not aware I am equally sorry for him for the wonder of life is a thing to behold and the joy and sorrow it brings is a thing to be shared by all.
Please tell me what you think of my story?
ok...
Reply:Wow dude It Totally blew me off.
Very Good Poem.
Never stop making poems!
And always think of other Poems like this.
:-)______________%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; ROCK ON!!!
Reply:You have a gift for bringing to others a vision of a moment. You are able to allow us to see what you see in a clear way. That is a gift.
Study great authors, take a course in writing, and submit your work to publications. You have an inspired way of writing...
Go for the GOLD!
Reply:Thats amazing. I think you have a gift!!! cool :))
Reply:it needs to be condensed to catch attention and keep it. Liked your last two paragraphs best.
Reply:there is too much detail. give a little less detail and leave the reader wanting more. when there is too much detail it gets boring. very good in description and choice of words. you are intelligent and have much potential you need to put yourself in the readers place and look at an objective point of view. read it as if someone else wrote it and give an honest opinion. this is how writers can sell a huge hit. you must be able to criticize yourself as well as compliment yourself. great job and good luck you may be the next edgar allen poe.
Reply:very deciving
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How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died. I, Jeffrey Franco am here to put Alex in jail where hopefully he won’t commit any other crimes. You have heard the arguments from both sides and I hope you are going to make the right decision. If you still don’t know your decisions about the trial, here are my final arguments to support you on making the right decision. The following paragraphs are given to show you why Alex is fault of the crimes. Please pay attention because every detail counts, and when you make your decision I hope that you are 110% sure that your decision is correct.
In the trial that we are arguing over, Alex Flin is 100% guilty; we have gathered information from the witnesses that were at the party who saw everything. That day when Alex arrived at the party everything was going well. Alex seemed well at first when the drinks were just soda and juices. Chris states that when they were eating, beer was brought from the basement to the kitchen by Ken. Ken Conroy is a popular student who organized the party which happened on Saturday night. I suppose that Ken told most of the people that he invited that there was going to be alcoholic beverages at the party. All the people that were at the party, stated that when Ken invited them he gave them a notice to them saying that alcohol was to take place at the party. It seems to me that Alex was told that alcohol was going to take place at the party as well.
As soon as Alex started drinking beer, I know that he didn’t remember that he had to drive back home and drop off Anita. As we started questioning to him what happened on the night of the party he didn’t remember anything, obviously he was already drunk at that time. Alex was warned by his Health teacher that drinking is bad and how drunk driving is dangerous for the driver which in this case was him and how it also could endanger other people in the car. He clearly knew these procedures since he scored A’s on all his Health Class tests and he had an A on that class. He knew by that time that minors aren’t allowed to drink by law so why did he drink and take his chances on going to jail.
Monica stated that she asked Alex for the keys because she had a feeling that he was in danger because he was already drunk. Monica says that he screamed back to her and didn’t give him the keys to the car so she started to cry. Chris and Erinn briefly describe that as soon as Alex left the parking space he knocked something down which was a mailbox. When they were already on the road, Chris says that Alex was weaving all over the road. He also says that he was speeding up and slowing down as they moved along Old Maine St. To prove that he wasn’t drunk he accelerated eve more when Chris started yelling and Anita started crying with great effort to make him stop the car. Alex ignored these efforts and eventually crashed the car into a tree which was off the course of the street. This crash happened because both Alex and Anita were fighting for the steering wheel, but it was clearly Alex’s fault because he was drunk and because he should have listened to them when they started urging him to stop the car.
Alex’s parents have let him go to previous parties before, but they have never seen him drink beer or look drunk at all. My hypothesis is that every time Alex comes back from a party, his parents are either sleeping or aren’t present when he arrives because of the time he arrives at home. The police say that he was driving at 75 miles per hour when the speed limit was 45mph. The police also gathered evidence that his BAC level-Blood Alcohol Concentration was 0.07. Alex maximum BAC level should be 0.0 because he is a minor and isn’t allowed to drink. The police officers also saw that Alex had blood and vomit on his clothes due to the concussion from the beer. From this party he arrived between 3:40 A.M. to 4:30 A.M to his house because the crash happened at 3:20 A.M which is proved by the police officers.
When the police arrived at his house at 5:00A.M in the morning, his parents had no idea what was going on and didn’t expect Alex to be in deep trouble. Alex at that time was also confused and didn’t know that he had crash and that one of his friends was dead because of his carelessness.
Alex was behaving very negligent so he should be charged with the following crimes; criminally negligent homicide, vehicle manslaughter, and DWI. Criminally negligent homicide is when a person is guilty of a person’s death and the person was acting very irresponsibly. Vehicle manslaughter is when a person is acting irresponsibly, therefore he causes the death of a person and this happens when he is intoxicated, in this trial Alex was drunk. DWI is when someone is driving while intoxicated, in this case Alex was drunk because of the alcohol he consumed, that person won’t be able to control the vehicle properly and safely because alcohol is running throughout their body. This brings a lot of danger to them and anyone who is inside of the vehicle.
So please my fellow jury members I ask for you to make a wise decision and put yourself in our shoes. Do you think an irresponsible senior should be in the streets maybe causing another crash or killing someone because of his negligence? Please make the right choice for the safety of the city, you, and everyone else that is outside there living a safe life. Thank all of you for your patience and time.
How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
1. You are in Mock Trial, so unless you have a jury, you are having a court trial. If you are having a jury trail, first, "Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died." You are not a fellow juror. You are the prosecutor. Second, the jury is not there to prosecute anyone, just find the facts. Next, you cannot mention punishment, so saying you are there to put him in Jail just is not proper.
Next, go over what the witnesses said, not collectively.
Say things like, the people have proven that the defendant, do not call him/her by name, as you do not want to personalize him. And never, ever by the first name by its self. Finally, explain that you have proven you case beyond a reasonable doubt. Again, they are the jurors, not my fellow jurors and he is not Alex, he is the defendant.
Thank them for their time. Thank them for your attention and finish by pointing at the defendant and saying, he is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of the charges. Thank you.
Reply:sounds like you made up your mind before you heard the evidence. also if your a juror or prosecutor why are you broadcasting this on yahoo? sounds pretty unprofessional.
Reply:1. they are not your 'fellow' jury members. You are the prosecution lawyer and therefore not in the jury.
2. You cannot say the defendant is 100% guilty because he has not been found guilty yet. you can say 'after you hear these arguments you will be convinced he is guilty'
3. You cannot claim anyone saw 'everything' - do you really believe that they saw everything??
4. You don't have to say so much about Ken. All the jury needs to know is that invited guests understood there would be alcohol at the party. It doesn't need to be longer than 1-2 sentances to get that across.
5. Never say 'i suppose' it sounds like you are uncertain.
6. Don't say you knew he forget he had to drive - if you want him convicted be more agressive - He knew before he started drinking that he had a responsibility to drive. He knew that drinking underage and before driving was illegal and dangerous. But instead of using this knowlegde, he foolishly drank anyway.
6. beer does not give concussion. He may have hurt himself and given himself a concussion because he was drunk
7. you don't do something negligent. You do it negligently.
8. Don't use an acronym (DWI) unless you have already explained what it means in full.
Reply:If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit baby!
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In the trial that we are arguing over, Alex Flin is 100% guilty; we have gathered information from the witnesses that were at the party who saw everything. That day when Alex arrived at the party everything was going well. Alex seemed well at first when the drinks were just soda and juices. Chris states that when they were eating, beer was brought from the basement to the kitchen by Ken. Ken Conroy is a popular student who organized the party which happened on Saturday night. I suppose that Ken told most of the people that he invited that there was going to be alcoholic beverages at the party. All the people that were at the party, stated that when Ken invited them he gave them a notice to them saying that alcohol was to take place at the party. It seems to me that Alex was told that alcohol was going to take place at the party as well.
As soon as Alex started drinking beer, I know that he didn’t remember that he had to drive back home and drop off Anita. As we started questioning to him what happened on the night of the party he didn’t remember anything, obviously he was already drunk at that time. Alex was warned by his Health teacher that drinking is bad and how drunk driving is dangerous for the driver which in this case was him and how it also could endanger other people in the car. He clearly knew these procedures since he scored A’s on all his Health Class tests and he had an A on that class. He knew by that time that minors aren’t allowed to drink by law so why did he drink and take his chances on going to jail.
Monica stated that she asked Alex for the keys because she had a feeling that he was in danger because he was already drunk. Monica says that he screamed back to her and didn’t give him the keys to the car so she started to cry. Chris and Erinn briefly describe that as soon as Alex left the parking space he knocked something down which was a mailbox. When they were already on the road, Chris says that Alex was weaving all over the road. He also says that he was speeding up and slowing down as they moved along Old Maine St. To prove that he wasn’t drunk he accelerated eve more when Chris started yelling and Anita started crying with great effort to make him stop the car. Alex ignored these efforts and eventually crashed the car into a tree which was off the course of the street. This crash happened because both Alex and Anita were fighting for the steering wheel, but it was clearly Alex’s fault because he was drunk and because he should have listened to them when they started urging him to stop the car.
Alex’s parents have let him go to previous parties before, but they have never seen him drink beer or look drunk at all. My hypothesis is that every time Alex comes back from a party, his parents are either sleeping or aren’t present when he arrives because of the time he arrives at home. The police say that he was driving at 75 miles per hour when the speed limit was 45mph. The police also gathered evidence that his BAC level-Blood Alcohol Concentration was 0.07. Alex maximum BAC level should be 0.0 because he is a minor and isn’t allowed to drink. The police officers also saw that Alex had blood and vomit on his clothes due to the concussion from the beer. From this party he arrived between 3:40 A.M. to 4:30 A.M to his house because the crash happened at 3:20 A.M which is proved by the police officers.
When the police arrived at his house at 5:00A.M in the morning, his parents had no idea what was going on and didn’t expect Alex to be in deep trouble. Alex at that time was also confused and didn’t know that he had crash and that one of his friends was dead because of his carelessness.
Alex was behaving very negligent so he should be charged with the following crimes; criminally negligent homicide, vehicle manslaughter, and DWI. Criminally negligent homicide is when a person is guilty of a person’s death and the person was acting very irresponsibly. Vehicle manslaughter is when a person is acting irresponsibly, therefore he causes the death of a person and this happens when he is intoxicated, in this trial Alex was drunk. DWI is when someone is driving while intoxicated, in this case Alex was drunk because of the alcohol he consumed, that person won’t be able to control the vehicle properly and safely because alcohol is running throughout their body. This brings a lot of danger to them and anyone who is inside of the vehicle.
So please my fellow jury members I ask for you to make a wise decision and put yourself in our shoes. Do you think an irresponsible senior should be in the streets maybe causing another crash or killing someone because of his negligence? Please make the right choice for the safety of the city, you, and everyone else that is outside there living a safe life. Thank all of you for your patience and time.
How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
1. You are in Mock Trial, so unless you have a jury, you are having a court trial. If you are having a jury trail, first, "Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died." You are not a fellow juror. You are the prosecutor. Second, the jury is not there to prosecute anyone, just find the facts. Next, you cannot mention punishment, so saying you are there to put him in Jail just is not proper.
Next, go over what the witnesses said, not collectively.
Say things like, the people have proven that the defendant, do not call him/her by name, as you do not want to personalize him. And never, ever by the first name by its self. Finally, explain that you have proven you case beyond a reasonable doubt. Again, they are the jurors, not my fellow jurors and he is not Alex, he is the defendant.
Thank them for their time. Thank them for your attention and finish by pointing at the defendant and saying, he is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of the charges. Thank you.
Reply:sounds like you made up your mind before you heard the evidence. also if your a juror or prosecutor why are you broadcasting this on yahoo? sounds pretty unprofessional.
Reply:1. they are not your 'fellow' jury members. You are the prosecution lawyer and therefore not in the jury.
2. You cannot say the defendant is 100% guilty because he has not been found guilty yet. you can say 'after you hear these arguments you will be convinced he is guilty'
3. You cannot claim anyone saw 'everything' - do you really believe that they saw everything??
4. You don't have to say so much about Ken. All the jury needs to know is that invited guests understood there would be alcohol at the party. It doesn't need to be longer than 1-2 sentances to get that across.
5. Never say 'i suppose' it sounds like you are uncertain.
6. Don't say you knew he forget he had to drive - if you want him convicted be more agressive - He knew before he started drinking that he had a responsibility to drive. He knew that drinking underage and before driving was illegal and dangerous. But instead of using this knowlegde, he foolishly drank anyway.
6. beer does not give concussion. He may have hurt himself and given himself a concussion because he was drunk
7. you don't do something negligent. You do it negligently.
8. Don't use an acronym (DWI) unless you have already explained what it means in full.
Reply:If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit baby!
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