Will anyone trade me an exclusive item for anything, email me at www.coralcookie@yahoo.com?
I just really want an exclusive item and am willing to trade for anything below:
Polka Dot Pyjamas
flower slippers
honey bee roast
egg slippers
fluffy slippers
fruit hat
wheel of yum shirt
polka dot rainboots
honey bee shoes
tulip box
retro 50's diner set
Black Bear Rock Bed (exclusive for pet)
Amyhist
Googles pond
Oak pool
Blossom tree
Whole Condo Set
Teacher Room Set
All of The Garden Plants
Tredmille
Rare Item Clock(Arte----Curio Shop)
Ballerina Room Theme
Rare Green Chair (Arte---Curio shop)
And MUCH more...........
add me on webkinz please: Webbed1221
and please be willing to trust me I am 13 and I will not make a fraud. I am an honest person.
Webkinz Exclusive item trade?
I'll give you some items but you have to send first, my sister is thesuperfrog21
Reply:do u have any trophys if u do tell me and ill ask what to trade
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
French ,french,french, and more french?
hi i need help with these words would you please give them to me in french at mallmaddy@yahoo.com or here,here are the words that i need in french.
lettuce,milk,ice cream,bread,banana,orange,apple,grapes,
carrot,cake,egg,cheese,ear,eye,hand,fo...
purple,pink,orange,yellow,blak,gray,re...
pen,book,pencil,desk,frog,horse,key,ha...
dress,shirt,pants,scarf,train,car,truc...
woman,girl,baby,man,plate,cup,house,ai... bicycle.im trying to learn french.i love this languege
French ,french,french, and more french?
banane de pain de glace de lait de laitue raisins de pomme orange
main d'oeil d'oreille de fromage d'oeuf de gâteau de carotte
gris noir jaune orange rose pourpre
clé de cheval de grenouille de bureau de crayon de livre de stylo
l'écharpe de culotte de chemise habillée entraîne le camion automobile
bicyclette de maison de tasse de plaque d'homme de bébé de fille de femme
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ? Starts with a 'y.'
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = I forgot... it's at the tip of my tongue.
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau (spelling?)
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = ? Starts with a 'p.'
scarf = ?
train = ?
woman = I'm drawing a blank.
girl = Again, another blank
baby = bebe (I think).
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
Reply:If ur trying to learn, look them up urself,
whatever we can do on the internet u can do too.
Reply:this is just to start you off- what the person before me said is true: part of learning is figuring out yourself.
laitue=lettuce, lait=milk, crème glacée=ice cream, pain=bread, banane=banana, orange=orange, pomme=apple, carotte=carrot, gateau=cake, oeuf=egg, fromage=cheese, oreille=ear, oeuil (plural is yeux)=eye
violet=purple, rose=pink, orange=orange, jaune=yellow, noir=black,
stylo=pen, cahier (for writing) and livre (for reading)=book, crayon=pencil, pupitre=desk, grenouille=frog, cheval=horse
robe=dress, chemise=shirt, pantalon=pants, foulard=scarf, train=train
dame=woman, fille=girl, bébé=baby, homme=man, plat=plate, tasse=cup, bicyclette=bicycle
these are the words, but each word is either feminine or masculine and you have to put either one of these words before it, they mean 'the': le (masc.) la (fem) les (plur.) or you can use these, which mean 'a': un (masc.) une (fem.) des (plur.) and the pronunciations are different in french even if the wordis spellt the same way in english, like train, in french, its pronounced 'tra', in a way.
PS it seems that you have written more words in english, but they have been cut off from the question. Anyways, i hope you like my answer!
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ?
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = jaune
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = pantalon
scarf = ?
train = gare
woman = ?
girl = ?
baby = ?
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
soz if wrong spelling
Reply:"answer me ill answer you " is right
(except for "desk" I'd say " bureau" )
Reply:i took two years of french... i remember some of what you need to know. and i want to learn the language fluently. especially the dirty talking part.. hahaha.
buttttt... part of learning something is figuring it out yourself. srrrryyyy.
but.. 19 is dix- neuf .. and its sounds like dees nuts. hahaha
Reply:I love french I am learning French at high school
I am 13 lol
Reply:Post it in translation for best results.
Reply:eye is yeux.
black is noir.
apple is pomme.
i'm just a beginner in french so i'm afraid that i can't really help u out.
Yellow Teeth
lettuce,milk,ice cream,bread,banana,orange,apple,grapes,
carrot,cake,egg,cheese,ear,eye,hand,fo...
purple,pink,orange,yellow,blak,gray,re...
pen,book,pencil,desk,frog,horse,key,ha...
dress,shirt,pants,scarf,train,car,truc...
woman,girl,baby,man,plate,cup,house,ai... bicycle.im trying to learn french.i love this languege
French ,french,french, and more french?
banane de pain de glace de lait de laitue raisins de pomme orange
main d'oeil d'oreille de fromage d'oeuf de gâteau de carotte
gris noir jaune orange rose pourpre
clé de cheval de grenouille de bureau de crayon de livre de stylo
l'écharpe de culotte de chemise habillée entraîne le camion automobile
bicyclette de maison de tasse de plaque d'homme de bébé de fille de femme
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ? Starts with a 'y.'
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = I forgot... it's at the tip of my tongue.
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau (spelling?)
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = ? Starts with a 'p.'
scarf = ?
train = ?
woman = I'm drawing a blank.
girl = Again, another blank
baby = bebe (I think).
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
Reply:If ur trying to learn, look them up urself,
whatever we can do on the internet u can do too.
Reply:this is just to start you off- what the person before me said is true: part of learning is figuring out yourself.
laitue=lettuce, lait=milk, crème glacée=ice cream, pain=bread, banane=banana, orange=orange, pomme=apple, carotte=carrot, gateau=cake, oeuf=egg, fromage=cheese, oreille=ear, oeuil (plural is yeux)=eye
violet=purple, rose=pink, orange=orange, jaune=yellow, noir=black,
stylo=pen, cahier (for writing) and livre (for reading)=book, crayon=pencil, pupitre=desk, grenouille=frog, cheval=horse
robe=dress, chemise=shirt, pantalon=pants, foulard=scarf, train=train
dame=woman, fille=girl, bébé=baby, homme=man, plat=plate, tasse=cup, bicyclette=bicycle
these are the words, but each word is either feminine or masculine and you have to put either one of these words before it, they mean 'the': le (masc.) la (fem) les (plur.) or you can use these, which mean 'a': un (masc.) une (fem.) des (plur.) and the pronunciations are different in french even if the wordis spellt the same way in english, like train, in french, its pronounced 'tra', in a way.
PS it seems that you have written more words in english, but they have been cut off from the question. Anyways, i hope you like my answer!
Reply:lettuce = la salade
milk = le lait
ice cream = la glace
bread = le pain
banana = la banane
orange = l'orange
apple = le pomme
carrot = le carrot
cake = le gateau
egg = l'oeuf
cheese = le fromage
ear = ?
eye = ?
purple = violet
pink = rose
orange = orange
yellow = jaune
black = noir
pen = le stylo
pencil = le crayon
desk = le bureau
frog = ?
horse = le cheveau
dress = ?
shirt = ?
pants = pantalon
scarf = ?
train = gare
woman = ?
girl = ?
baby = ?
man = ? Boy = le garcon
plate = plat
cup = le verre
soz if wrong spelling
Reply:"answer me ill answer you " is right
(except for "desk" I'd say " bureau" )
Reply:i took two years of french... i remember some of what you need to know. and i want to learn the language fluently. especially the dirty talking part.. hahaha.
buttttt... part of learning something is figuring it out yourself. srrrryyyy.
but.. 19 is dix- neuf .. and its sounds like dees nuts. hahaha
Reply:I love french I am learning French at high school
I am 13 lol
Reply:Post it in translation for best results.
Reply:eye is yeux.
black is noir.
apple is pomme.
i'm just a beginner in french so i'm afraid that i can't really help u out.
Yellow Teeth
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Ok, for the last day of school, right before we come out for christmas break, while some other people might wear santa outfits, I want to do something a little more dazzaling. I was think about somehow making me look like a tree with lights everywhere. I would dye my shaggy hair green and where green jacket, green pants, but brown shoes for the trunk.
I know just the basics of electricity, which is about the negative and positive and such like that and I think I could sodder something up if I knew what I needed exactly. I could get a huge spindle of christmas lights, and a battery pack with batteries and a switch. How would I go about doing this, like, how many batteries or type for how many lights, or anything else I might need to consider.
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Use few LED and a battery pack.
An Led requires 1.5V to glow good.
When connected serially say 4 LEDs they require 1.5 x 4 = 6V
Look for a battery pack with 6V, you may buy a rechargeable one to have similar fun later. Buy a branded battery i guess 7.2V 2600mAH battery will be a good pick.
flower
I know just the basics of electricity, which is about the negative and positive and such like that and I think I could sodder something up if I knew what I needed exactly. I could get a huge spindle of christmas lights, and a battery pack with batteries and a switch. How would I go about doing this, like, how many batteries or type for how many lights, or anything else I might need to consider.
How hard would it be to create battery powered christmas lights?
Use few LED and a battery pack.
An Led requires 1.5V to glow good.
When connected serially say 4 LEDs they require 1.5 x 4 = 6V
Look for a battery pack with 6V, you may buy a rechargeable one to have similar fun later. Buy a branded battery i guess 7.2V 2600mAH battery will be a good pick.
flower
Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
anybody knows of places with very cheap decoration for a wedding in christmas stile?
i bought some wide silk lace rolls in the christmas tree shop. very cheap. a $ each.
also i bought favors there-%26gt; candy canes for 12 pieces for 1$ too.
very good idea for is having there wedding next month too.
now i am just looking for more deco and ideas cheap of course...
any ideas??
i also couldn't find cheap invitations yet....
any advice here?
maybe buy paper and write them??? whats cheaper...???
i was thinking to hand them out instead of mailing them and have them resbond via e-mail???
what do you think?
let me know
oh and i am also looking for a a line slip? cheap, used??? anybody knows what size that would be?
thanks guys
by the way, target has really cute cheap wedding shoes if anybody still needs some....
(=
Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
orientaltrading.com will take care of all your needs! Check in the sale section for even more ideas!
The e-mail invite tho??? TACKY!!! don't do it! Buy some premade ones and write in the invite yourself!
Reply:Buy some Christmas ornament bulbs. They come in all colors so, you could match w/ the wedding well. And allow your guest to take them home as wedding favors.
Or simply, just use white, red, gold, and green candles of different heights.
Reply:Hobby Lobby has their Christmas items 50% off right now. And they have a huge selection.
Reply:Try the following links:
http://www.orientaltrading.com/applicati... - for inexpensive decorations expecially favor ideas.
http://www.shindigz.com/catalog.cfm?cat=... - for christmas party decorations
http://www.annsbridalbargains.com/index.... - Bargain wedding invitations and accessories
http://lcipaper.com/ - inexpensive invitation paper, program paper etc.
http://www.plumparty.com/partysupplies/x... - not the cheapest but you can definately get some ideas from this site.
Good Luck with your wedding!
Reply:Hi. Go to any dollar store or a discount store like Walmart, etc. and get a glass bowl or vase and some nice colored Christmas ornaments in your colors. Fill the bowls or vase with ornaments and your done!
As far as the invitation. Go to Target, Walmart, Michael's...any place like that and buy a "boxed set" of invitations. You get 50 in a box for $25...or maybe even cheaper. Use your computer to print them.
DON'T print them yourself (as in handwriting)...that will look totally tacky!! Also...do NOT hand them out. Please mail them! And include a RSVP card (with postage on it)...so people can respond properly. There are many ways to cut the budget, but doing so by handwriting invitations, passing them out, and using email for the RSVP is NOT a way to save!!
Good luck!
Reply:Yeah do NOT email them. If you're a decent scrapbooker you could always make them. and decorations? EBAY! My wedding is in May and I've already got a ton of decorations from EBAY.
Reply:My step sister had a winter wedding in Jan one year. They found a lot of stuff of course, since this is the holiday season. One thing I can tell you, they went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of plastic snowflakes with glitter on them and they hung those on the ceiling in the reception room. They were also able to find cheap candles with snowflakes on them. If you could incorporate snowflakes, silver, that kind of thing into your theme, there are some ideas. And yes, I agree, JoAnne's Fabrics has a lot. And if you go bargain hunting, you'll be surprised what you can find.
Reply:It looks like you are going with a very Country Christmas. Go to a flea market and look for items that have that feel. Wooden signs, dolls, etc.
The slip-just an A-line slip you can get at any store. Target, Walmart. Though most dresses now are so thick that you really don't have to worry about it being see-through and your underwear showing. Or are you looking for more of a crinoline petticoat? If so, ebay. Though a lot of bridal stores will rent them. Ask some brides you know if they used one.
For invitations go to
www.invitationsbydawn.com
www.annswedding.com
www.now-and-forever.com
I bought mine from Invitations by Dawn and loved them. Those are definitely the cheapest. BUT DO THAT ASAP before you buy more decorations. Your wedding is in 4 weeks and you haven't mailed out invites yet?!? Hurry. You need to get them in (1 wk), address them (1 wk) and give the person time to respond (1wk). You better hurry and perhaps pay a little extra to have them express mailed to you. You don't have time to make them yourself.
Reply:Try
Reply:Try Michaels Store. And I bought my invitations at invitationconsultants.com, their price isn't bad at all. or even try holiday-cards-store-com. I'm getting married New Years Eve. Hope this helps.
Reply:Joanne's has lots of cheap Christmas stuff on sale, they want to get the old stuff out beofre the new stuff comes in so hurry! They also have pretty chep invitations that are really easy to use. I bought mine form there and they looked great. Good luck!
flower
i bought some wide silk lace rolls in the christmas tree shop. very cheap. a $ each.
also i bought favors there-%26gt; candy canes for 12 pieces for 1$ too.
very good idea for is having there wedding next month too.
now i am just looking for more deco and ideas cheap of course...
any ideas??
i also couldn't find cheap invitations yet....
any advice here?
maybe buy paper and write them??? whats cheaper...???
i was thinking to hand them out instead of mailing them and have them resbond via e-mail???
what do you think?
let me know
oh and i am also looking for a a line slip? cheap, used??? anybody knows what size that would be?
thanks guys
by the way, target has really cute cheap wedding shoes if anybody still needs some....
(=
Cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...???
orientaltrading.com will take care of all your needs! Check in the sale section for even more ideas!
The e-mail invite tho??? TACKY!!! don't do it! Buy some premade ones and write in the invite yourself!
Reply:Buy some Christmas ornament bulbs. They come in all colors so, you could match w/ the wedding well. And allow your guest to take them home as wedding favors.
Or simply, just use white, red, gold, and green candles of different heights.
Reply:Hobby Lobby has their Christmas items 50% off right now. And they have a huge selection.
Reply:Try the following links:
http://www.orientaltrading.com/applicati... - for inexpensive decorations expecially favor ideas.
http://www.shindigz.com/catalog.cfm?cat=... - for christmas party decorations
http://www.annsbridalbargains.com/index.... - Bargain wedding invitations and accessories
http://lcipaper.com/ - inexpensive invitation paper, program paper etc.
http://www.plumparty.com/partysupplies/x... - not the cheapest but you can definately get some ideas from this site.
Good Luck with your wedding!
Reply:Hi. Go to any dollar store or a discount store like Walmart, etc. and get a glass bowl or vase and some nice colored Christmas ornaments in your colors. Fill the bowls or vase with ornaments and your done!
As far as the invitation. Go to Target, Walmart, Michael's...any place like that and buy a "boxed set" of invitations. You get 50 in a box for $25...or maybe even cheaper. Use your computer to print them.
DON'T print them yourself (as in handwriting)...that will look totally tacky!! Also...do NOT hand them out. Please mail them! And include a RSVP card (with postage on it)...so people can respond properly. There are many ways to cut the budget, but doing so by handwriting invitations, passing them out, and using email for the RSVP is NOT a way to save!!
Good luck!
Reply:Yeah do NOT email them. If you're a decent scrapbooker you could always make them. and decorations? EBAY! My wedding is in May and I've already got a ton of decorations from EBAY.
Reply:My step sister had a winter wedding in Jan one year. They found a lot of stuff of course, since this is the holiday season. One thing I can tell you, they went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of plastic snowflakes with glitter on them and they hung those on the ceiling in the reception room. They were also able to find cheap candles with snowflakes on them. If you could incorporate snowflakes, silver, that kind of thing into your theme, there are some ideas. And yes, I agree, JoAnne's Fabrics has a lot. And if you go bargain hunting, you'll be surprised what you can find.
Reply:It looks like you are going with a very Country Christmas. Go to a flea market and look for items that have that feel. Wooden signs, dolls, etc.
The slip-just an A-line slip you can get at any store. Target, Walmart. Though most dresses now are so thick that you really don't have to worry about it being see-through and your underwear showing. Or are you looking for more of a crinoline petticoat? If so, ebay. Though a lot of bridal stores will rent them. Ask some brides you know if they used one.
For invitations go to
www.invitationsbydawn.com
www.annswedding.com
www.now-and-forever.com
I bought mine from Invitations by Dawn and loved them. Those are definitely the cheapest. BUT DO THAT ASAP before you buy more decorations. Your wedding is in 4 weeks and you haven't mailed out invites yet?!? Hurry. You need to get them in (1 wk), address them (1 wk) and give the person time to respond (1wk). You better hurry and perhaps pay a little extra to have them express mailed to you. You don't have time to make them yourself.
Reply:Try
Reply:Try Michaels Store. And I bought my invitations at invitationconsultants.com, their price isn't bad at all. or even try holiday-cards-store-com. I'm getting married New Years Eve. Hope this helps.
Reply:Joanne's has lots of cheap Christmas stuff on sale, they want to get the old stuff out beofre the new stuff comes in so hurry! They also have pretty chep invitations that are really easy to use. I bought mine form there and they looked great. Good luck!
flower
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
With belt, paddle, tree branch, twitch, fly swatter, bare hands, fists, shoes and others??
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
Oh yeah.......I was raised the old fashion way and I took it like a man.
Reply:I've been beaten by my mom with a wooden stick, umbrella, fists, open palm (slap to the face), belt, tennis racket, ruler, and chair. I didn't deserve any of it. She had anger issues and more or less used me as a punching bag. It felt somewhat emasculating to be beaten by a woman. But by the time I was 12 or so, I had grown too big and strong for her so she stopped.
Reply:i have been whipped as a child since the age of 5
i was so upset, my parents discipline me and by nature, they are strict but can reward me for being good
it cut me deep in thought being whipped
but it is part of discipline
i just wished there was a leaneant alternative of punishment
Reply:We were beaten with a belt, wooden spoons until they broke, hands too. It still bothers me till this day.
I believe in gently spanking a child if that is absolutely necessary on the backside. But there is no excuse in my mind to hit or slap anyone and never a child.
Reply:you forgot spoons,and hairbrushes. i remember getting those toy paddles with the connecting ball and i'd tie that little ball on until it had no more string cause i knew my *** was paddle bound. lol. never by fists, when i was young we got our *** busted if it was necessary and turned out better for it.
Reply:Beat with a rope, whipped with a switch yes. But there was a huge difference between the two the switch was deserved and didn't hurt for long.
Reply:No, just punched, open hand slapped, chased with salad fork, face dunked in kitchen sink, and pot thrown at me. ;). Duck and move , duck and move. I weave like an old nanny or a driving test. OH YEAH!
Reply:Yes - tree branch and bare hands by parents and teachers while disciplining me and I would say that at this age when look back I am benefited from it
Reply:Oh yeah, almost all of the above actually! Seems like for some ppl it's their only way to make themselves feel powerful! By slamming their own son who is 3 times smaller than them ! Bravo, now dats being a MAN !
Reply:yup, I've been whipped since i was like 2yrs old i guess. and it stop when i was 12yrs old. i quite naughty as a child
Reply:BARE HANDS .
Reply:Yeah, with bare hands and those cane
Those nasty teachers
Reply:No. I was never spanked or "whipped" as a child.
Reply:Noo. I think thats so cruel. My mum would give us a bit of a smack when we were younger as a last resort, but never using something to hit us as a weapon. I think thats too far.
Reply:I wouldn't say "Whipped" it was more of a smacking. :p
Reply:As a child....
no
As an adult...
hmmm
Reply:Yup!
Reply:you forgot slippers, wooden spoons, pots and pans haha yeah all the time.
Reply:Never have.
Reply:Yes...my dad was bad-tempered back then...but i'm glad he's change now.
Reply:I was spanked pretty hard once as a kid. That's it really!! I learned my lesson then and there!!
Reply:i iwish!!
Loose Teeth
Have you ever gotten whipped as a child?
Oh yeah.......I was raised the old fashion way and I took it like a man.
Reply:I've been beaten by my mom with a wooden stick, umbrella, fists, open palm (slap to the face), belt, tennis racket, ruler, and chair. I didn't deserve any of it. She had anger issues and more or less used me as a punching bag. It felt somewhat emasculating to be beaten by a woman. But by the time I was 12 or so, I had grown too big and strong for her so she stopped.
Reply:i have been whipped as a child since the age of 5
i was so upset, my parents discipline me and by nature, they are strict but can reward me for being good
it cut me deep in thought being whipped
but it is part of discipline
i just wished there was a leaneant alternative of punishment
Reply:We were beaten with a belt, wooden spoons until they broke, hands too. It still bothers me till this day.
I believe in gently spanking a child if that is absolutely necessary on the backside. But there is no excuse in my mind to hit or slap anyone and never a child.
Reply:you forgot spoons,and hairbrushes. i remember getting those toy paddles with the connecting ball and i'd tie that little ball on until it had no more string cause i knew my *** was paddle bound. lol. never by fists, when i was young we got our *** busted if it was necessary and turned out better for it.
Reply:Beat with a rope, whipped with a switch yes. But there was a huge difference between the two the switch was deserved and didn't hurt for long.
Reply:No, just punched, open hand slapped, chased with salad fork, face dunked in kitchen sink, and pot thrown at me. ;). Duck and move , duck and move. I weave like an old nanny or a driving test. OH YEAH!
Reply:Yes - tree branch and bare hands by parents and teachers while disciplining me and I would say that at this age when look back I am benefited from it
Reply:Oh yeah, almost all of the above actually! Seems like for some ppl it's their only way to make themselves feel powerful! By slamming their own son who is 3 times smaller than them ! Bravo, now dats being a MAN !
Reply:yup, I've been whipped since i was like 2yrs old i guess. and it stop when i was 12yrs old. i quite naughty as a child
Reply:BARE HANDS .
Reply:Yeah, with bare hands and those cane
Those nasty teachers
Reply:No. I was never spanked or "whipped" as a child.
Reply:Noo. I think thats so cruel. My mum would give us a bit of a smack when we were younger as a last resort, but never using something to hit us as a weapon. I think thats too far.
Reply:I wouldn't say "Whipped" it was more of a smacking. :p
Reply:As a child....
no
As an adult...
hmmm
Reply:Yup!
Reply:you forgot slippers, wooden spoons, pots and pans haha yeah all the time.
Reply:Never have.
Reply:Yes...my dad was bad-tempered back then...but i'm glad he's change now.
Reply:I was spanked pretty hard once as a kid. That's it really!! I learned my lesson then and there!!
Reply:i iwish!!
Loose Teeth
WHAT is country music doing???
So, basically, I was at home listening to the radio that's playing all Christmas music, which is cool. I'm listening to some happy tunes, like Rockin arounf the Christmas tree and Jingle Bells. Then all of a sudden it plays a friggin depressing song about this kid that wants to buy some shoes for his dying mother. WHAT THE HELL! I was in a good mood listening to happy songs, and all of a sudden, this saadd country song comes on, and I have also come to understand that a good majority of country songs are depressing. There's also this other depressing country Christmas song about some person meeting their ex-lover in the grocery store. Christmas is supposed to be a merry, cheerful event, and country just has to $%%26amp;# it up with these depressing songs.
WHAT is country music doing???
it is supposed to make you remember what the season is REALLY about, but some people are too shallow to get it.
Reply:Not all country music is depressing! It just goes to show country music is about real life and life is not always happy and fun, at least all the time.
Reply:I personally like this song and I don't think it is depressing.
It tells of a sweet poor child wanting to buy him mom a gift so she looks nice for Jesus. He has apparently come to terms that she is going to die, and yes thats sad, but he just wants her happy! He had a warm heart and so did the lady who paid for the shoes. This is what Christmas is about, caring for a less fortunate person,who could care less about theirselves. It seems most have forgotten the real meaning Christmas and made up their own meaning(for eating and giving gifts). Don't just think about the Rum in your Eggnog, think of the hungry children out there wish you would share just one dollar....to help feed their hungry little mouths...!
God Bless %26amp;
have a Merry Christmas
These things really happen
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time
there I stood in another line
tryin' to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the christmas mood
standing right in front of me
was a little boy waiting anxiously
pacing around like little boys do
and in his hand he held
a pair of shoes
and his clothes were worn and old
he was dirty from head to toe
and when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
they counted pennies for what seemed like years
then the cashier said, "Son there's not enough here"
he searched his pockets frantically
and he turned and he looked at me
he said, "Momma made christmas good at our house
although, most years she just did without
tell me sir
what am I gonna do?
some how I gotta buy her these christmas shoes"
so I laid the money down
I just had to help him out
and I'll never forget
the look on his face
when he said momma's gonna look so great
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I knew I caught a glimpse of Heaven's love as he thanked me and ran out
I know that God has sent that little boy to remind me
what christmas is all about
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
Reply:Um??? There are plenty of happy country christmas songs too. And as far as I know a group called newsong sings it-not country that I know of. And also theres this thing on a radio called a knob, where if you don't like the song, you can turn it.
Reply:well alot of country is depressing you ever ruby by kenny rogers and carrie underwoods new song just a dream is quite depressing too none the less both are great songs
Reply:There are a couple of different types of Christmas songs. The majority of them are season setters, that is catchy jingles that everybody comes to know and evoke a sense of happiness without much more than visual imagery described. The other kind is much older and includes such time honored traditions as Little town of Bethlehem, Away in manger etc.. The country songs you are talking about are really just contemporary versions of these that help to evoke more than just superficial feelings and give more legitamacy to the season.
On a lighter note, you sound like someone who has never heard what you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get out of jail etc.... LOL Merry Christmas! and God Bless!
Reply:i agree with big_fan. I love this song. I shows the true meaning of Christmas. The boy's not worried about Santa he just wants his mom to look good for Jesus. I also like the song, Christmas Carol, which is about an orphan girl born on Christmas looking for a family to take her home.
Reply:I'm with you. I don't like that song either. Christmas is supposed to give us a respit from the sh!tty things life can throw at us sometimes. The way I see it is that this song spoils the mood for those of us who aren't living it, and it reminds those of us who are living it that life has dealt a crappy hand.
Reply:Not everyone gets the opportunity to live in a fantasy world but we shouldn't forget,they'd like a break from their 'crappy' life to at least for the holiday
Reply:hahaha!
that's funny, because my mom and i are always talking about that stupid, "christmas shoe song."
it's the epitome of cheesy.
and i don't like country music.
so it's definitely not a favorite song of mine.
bleh.
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WHAT is country music doing???
it is supposed to make you remember what the season is REALLY about, but some people are too shallow to get it.
Reply:Not all country music is depressing! It just goes to show country music is about real life and life is not always happy and fun, at least all the time.
Reply:I personally like this song and I don't think it is depressing.
It tells of a sweet poor child wanting to buy him mom a gift so she looks nice for Jesus. He has apparently come to terms that she is going to die, and yes thats sad, but he just wants her happy! He had a warm heart and so did the lady who paid for the shoes. This is what Christmas is about, caring for a less fortunate person,who could care less about theirselves. It seems most have forgotten the real meaning Christmas and made up their own meaning(for eating and giving gifts). Don't just think about the Rum in your Eggnog, think of the hungry children out there wish you would share just one dollar....to help feed their hungry little mouths...!
God Bless %26amp;
have a Merry Christmas
These things really happen
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time
there I stood in another line
tryin' to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the christmas mood
standing right in front of me
was a little boy waiting anxiously
pacing around like little boys do
and in his hand he held
a pair of shoes
and his clothes were worn and old
he was dirty from head to toe
and when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
they counted pennies for what seemed like years
then the cashier said, "Son there's not enough here"
he searched his pockets frantically
and he turned and he looked at me
he said, "Momma made christmas good at our house
although, most years she just did without
tell me sir
what am I gonna do?
some how I gotta buy her these christmas shoes"
so I laid the money down
I just had to help him out
and I'll never forget
the look on his face
when he said momma's gonna look so great
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I knew I caught a glimpse of Heaven's love as he thanked me and ran out
I know that God has sent that little boy to remind me
what christmas is all about
sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my momma please
it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
could you hurry sir?
daddy says there's not much time
you see she's been sick for quite a while
and I know these shoes will make her smile
and I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
if momma meets Jesus tonight
Reply:Um??? There are plenty of happy country christmas songs too. And as far as I know a group called newsong sings it-not country that I know of. And also theres this thing on a radio called a knob, where if you don't like the song, you can turn it.
Reply:well alot of country is depressing you ever ruby by kenny rogers and carrie underwoods new song just a dream is quite depressing too none the less both are great songs
Reply:There are a couple of different types of Christmas songs. The majority of them are season setters, that is catchy jingles that everybody comes to know and evoke a sense of happiness without much more than visual imagery described. The other kind is much older and includes such time honored traditions as Little town of Bethlehem, Away in manger etc.. The country songs you are talking about are really just contemporary versions of these that help to evoke more than just superficial feelings and give more legitamacy to the season.
On a lighter note, you sound like someone who has never heard what you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get out of jail etc.... LOL Merry Christmas! and God Bless!
Reply:i agree with big_fan. I love this song. I shows the true meaning of Christmas. The boy's not worried about Santa he just wants his mom to look good for Jesus. I also like the song, Christmas Carol, which is about an orphan girl born on Christmas looking for a family to take her home.
Reply:I'm with you. I don't like that song either. Christmas is supposed to give us a respit from the sh!tty things life can throw at us sometimes. The way I see it is that this song spoils the mood for those of us who aren't living it, and it reminds those of us who are living it that life has dealt a crappy hand.
Reply:Not everyone gets the opportunity to live in a fantasy world but we shouldn't forget,they'd like a break from their 'crappy' life to at least for the holiday
Reply:hahaha!
that's funny, because my mom and i are always talking about that stupid, "christmas shoe song."
it's the epitome of cheesy.
and i don't like country music.
so it's definitely not a favorite song of mine.
bleh.
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What is the name of this old computer game?
I used to play this game when I was in elementary school...I am now a senior in high school....
You started off with these little blue round guys...and you could customize the way they looked...like their shoes and different little things like that...anywayz the object of the game was to get them all the way to their little villiage at the end. But throught the game you had to take them through all these different games like you had to make pizzas for these one guys in a tree....and you had to find places for all of them to sleep and stuff. Sorry I don't have very much detail but I don't remember the game very well. Thanks!
What is the name of this old computer game?
It sort of sounds like Lemmings, but I don't remember it being so in depth.
Reply:after this question i searched hard for the game because i remember playing this when i was young too! i first started with z island.. and somehow on google ended up finding it. the name of the game is zoombinis logical journey or zoombinis moutain rescue Report It
Reply:No clue...lol it sounds somewhat bizzare. is it burger man or pizza delivery dood? lol
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You started off with these little blue round guys...and you could customize the way they looked...like their shoes and different little things like that...anywayz the object of the game was to get them all the way to their little villiage at the end. But throught the game you had to take them through all these different games like you had to make pizzas for these one guys in a tree....and you had to find places for all of them to sleep and stuff. Sorry I don't have very much detail but I don't remember the game very well. Thanks!
What is the name of this old computer game?
It sort of sounds like Lemmings, but I don't remember it being so in depth.
Reply:after this question i searched hard for the game because i remember playing this when i was young too! i first started with z island.. and somehow on google ended up finding it. the name of the game is zoombinis logical journey or zoombinis moutain rescue Report It
Reply:No clue...lol it sounds somewhat bizzare. is it burger man or pizza delivery dood? lol
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What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
Alone %26amp; invisible in a corrupt world of deceit
Sadly, it is laughter %26amp; humiliation that they all seek
Look at the soles of my shoes, feeling indescribably down
As a single snowflake melts upon my cheek
I am lost, nowhere to be found
In need of a secluded place, where I can feel safe %26amp; sound
An abundant bundle filled with broken promises %26amp; false pretension
Here I am, sitting on the floor of this empty town
I am talking to myself, what an odd obsession.
Humming a random tune just to break the silenced tension
The raven perched upon a tree branch gives me a sudden fright
But I try my very best to continue without further self-regression
I let go and let my eyes wander into the sky, where I see a glowing kite
%26amp; realize that the stars we have come to witness each %26amp; every night
Are the same stars that are part of everyone’s sight
I have finally opened my eyes to a world of delight
What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
you were downtrodden and scared, you probably went through a trauma in your life. you always believed in yourself but found it hard to see this through the haze of sadness and grief. you came outh the other side and rediscovered joy. yes i can relate, and its a beautiful compostion, you are a talented person.
Reply:it sad and dark
Reply:that's beautiful
did you write it?
i can relate to it...... the last verse not so often though
Reply:is it about being bullied, and not having anyone to turn too.
Reply:sounds like u want us to do your homework for u
Reply:I think its beautiful. Thats the beauty of poetry. You can write anything from your point of view and make others fall into what you're saying
Reply:i like your poem, it can be interpreted to be about may things depending on the reader. i think it may be about an outcast someone who is not popular, who within themselves became more and more down, sad and depressed who thinks all are against them.
but then realises that there is life out there for them too.
i can relate to this poem as it seems much like some of my down time poems.
Reply:sounds like a lonely person
Reply:Oh what a very emotional poem,..so vivid and strong in words,,,do deep and penetrating...I was deeply touched...it made me feel the writers' emotions really........great experience to read one such expressive poem....carry on..you have the hands of a poetess................good luck!
Reply:I don't really understad it. I'm not into deep poetry.
Reply:Honestly, it sounds like every poem i've read by every 16 year old teenager trying to cope with their emotions. I applaud the fact that you're branching out to express yourself, but that's what poetry is - expressing yourself. Don't lean so heavily on what people think of it and if they relate to it. You're not writing for them, you're writing for YOU.
Reply:absolutely.beautiful
and.we.can.all.relate.to.it...this.wro...
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Sadly, it is laughter %26amp; humiliation that they all seek
Look at the soles of my shoes, feeling indescribably down
As a single snowflake melts upon my cheek
I am lost, nowhere to be found
In need of a secluded place, where I can feel safe %26amp; sound
An abundant bundle filled with broken promises %26amp; false pretension
Here I am, sitting on the floor of this empty town
I am talking to myself, what an odd obsession.
Humming a random tune just to break the silenced tension
The raven perched upon a tree branch gives me a sudden fright
But I try my very best to continue without further self-regression
I let go and let my eyes wander into the sky, where I see a glowing kite
%26amp; realize that the stars we have come to witness each %26amp; every night
Are the same stars that are part of everyone’s sight
I have finally opened my eyes to a world of delight
What do you think about this poem? What do you think it's about? Can you relate to it?
you were downtrodden and scared, you probably went through a trauma in your life. you always believed in yourself but found it hard to see this through the haze of sadness and grief. you came outh the other side and rediscovered joy. yes i can relate, and its a beautiful compostion, you are a talented person.
Reply:it sad and dark
Reply:that's beautiful
did you write it?
i can relate to it...... the last verse not so often though
Reply:is it about being bullied, and not having anyone to turn too.
Reply:sounds like u want us to do your homework for u
Reply:I think its beautiful. Thats the beauty of poetry. You can write anything from your point of view and make others fall into what you're saying
Reply:i like your poem, it can be interpreted to be about may things depending on the reader. i think it may be about an outcast someone who is not popular, who within themselves became more and more down, sad and depressed who thinks all are against them.
but then realises that there is life out there for them too.
i can relate to this poem as it seems much like some of my down time poems.
Reply:sounds like a lonely person
Reply:Oh what a very emotional poem,..so vivid and strong in words,,,do deep and penetrating...I was deeply touched...it made me feel the writers' emotions really........great experience to read one such expressive poem....carry on..you have the hands of a poetess................good luck!
Reply:I don't really understad it. I'm not into deep poetry.
Reply:Honestly, it sounds like every poem i've read by every 16 year old teenager trying to cope with their emotions. I applaud the fact that you're branching out to express yourself, but that's what poetry is - expressing yourself. Don't lean so heavily on what people think of it and if they relate to it. You're not writing for them, you're writing for YOU.
Reply:absolutely.beautiful
and.we.can.all.relate.to.it...this.wro...
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Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
There is a family that lives next to me in Dominican Republic who is envious and hates my family (which is hard to understand because whenever we travel there we donate clothes, books, shoes and money to them). Last night I recieved a call saying that the woman of the house was in my land (there is land behind my house of agriculture which is how we make ends meet) with two other people dressed in black.They were chanting something, lighting candles and putting up some kind of tree sticks.A security saw them and shot at them, so they ranThe next morning when they went to see what they were doing, there were black candles dug into the ground with upside down crosses, some kind of bambooish polls stuck around and some organic material covering.Does anyone have any idea what kind of spell this was?I'm not believing of it but the next day the appliances were not working and the floors were cracked.How can I remove this?And could I be hurt by this curse if im in miami? How do I combat this?
Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
Personally, I don't believe in spells. What I'd do is try to find a logical explanation about the appliances, I'd call some one (an expert) to take a look, tell me what the problem is and, if possible, fix them. (Maybe your neighbours destroyed them before the spell)? I'd also check what this organic material is and whether it could have affected the floors or damaged the soil. Check these things first.
Now, about the curse. My dad once found a puppet in his workplace (it was inside the paper bin) that looked like him and had needles stuck all over it. Even though he too doesn't really believe in magic, he was a bit troubled, so after throwing it away, he went to see his priest (he's Christian), told him what happenned and asked him to read a blessing and spring some holy water over the place. Perhaps you could do something like that (if you're religious), just to put your mind at rest. You could contact a priest or a shaman or something (I don't know what you believe in) and they should be able to advise you.
Good luck.
Reply:get a few salt containers, and make a ring of protection around your property,
and infront of your door ways,
sprinkle a little in your cars aswell,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/protection6....
here is a prayer for protection,
say this with absolute sincerity and God will dispell your, greif, and solve your difficulties,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/
here are some more prayers you might need,
the Tablet of Ahmad
located in the special tablets section, will protect you
you just need to say that with the healing prayer and the
short obligatory prayer,
( said at Noon til before sundown)
http://www.seiyaku.com/customs/crosses/p...
http://altreligion.about.com/library/glo...
Reply:i laugh at your hex
mwa ha ha ha
Reply:Talk to them, and ask the security why he goddamn SHOT at them. That could kill someone...
Reply:House Protection Spell Bottle
Since the earliest spell bottles were created for protection, it seems fitting to begin with one made for this purpose. Ideally, such a bottle will be walled up in a new home under construction, or placed under the floorboards. If this is impossible, simply place it in a position of importance somewhere in the home.
Items needed:
*
1 glass jar with cork stopper or lid (a small canning jar is fine)
*
1/2 to 1 cup salt (depending on size of the jar)
* 3 cloves garlic
* 9 bay leaves
* 7 TBS dried basil
* 4 TBS dill seeds
* 1 TBS sage
* 1 TBS anise
* 1 TBS black pepper
* 1 TBS fennel
* 1 bowl
In the morning, ideally on a bright and sunny day, assemble all items.
Place the salt into the bowl and say:
Salt that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the cloves of garlic to the bowl and say:
Garlic that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Crumble the bay leaves, place in the bowl and say:
Bay that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the basil and say:
Basil that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add dill and say:
Dill that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the sage and say:
Sage that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the anise and say:
Anise that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the pepper and say:
Pepper that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the fennel and say:
Fennel that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Mix together the herbs and the salt with your hands. Through the movement of your hands and fingers, lend energy to the potent protective items. Visualize your home as a shining, safe, guarded, secure place of sanctuary. Pour the mixture into the jar. Seal tightly and place in your home with the following words:
Salt and herbs, nine times nine
Guard now this home of mine.
It is done.
For yourself:
Protection from another
Get a piece of paper and write the person's full name on it. Then put a circle around the name. Light the paper on fire then chant.
" Protect me, Great Powerful, from this person, let it be not for him to hurt me."
Say it 3 times, then drop the paper in a bowl of water, and say " So mote it be!"
Reply:first we do common sense then we do super natural!
Have the organic stuff anilized to see if it was not just some type of soil destroyer. If not clear the land of the stuff they put on it.
next your personal religious path will decide if you are or are not cursed %26amp; or if you are how to get rid of it!
if you need more help on this you can contact me through the email
Reply:NO NO NO.................listen get some holy water right and some frankincense throw holy water in each room every corner of every room to clear it out.
Then get a charcoal cinder and burn some frankincense Resin and burn the resin in each room (repeating the lords prayer) for a extra boost. if you like
Trust me anything bad in the house will be gone.
Reply:put up a cross
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Someone put a hex on my house?!!!?
Personally, I don't believe in spells. What I'd do is try to find a logical explanation about the appliances, I'd call some one (an expert) to take a look, tell me what the problem is and, if possible, fix them. (Maybe your neighbours destroyed them before the spell)? I'd also check what this organic material is and whether it could have affected the floors or damaged the soil. Check these things first.
Now, about the curse. My dad once found a puppet in his workplace (it was inside the paper bin) that looked like him and had needles stuck all over it. Even though he too doesn't really believe in magic, he was a bit troubled, so after throwing it away, he went to see his priest (he's Christian), told him what happenned and asked him to read a blessing and spring some holy water over the place. Perhaps you could do something like that (if you're religious), just to put your mind at rest. You could contact a priest or a shaman or something (I don't know what you believe in) and they should be able to advise you.
Good luck.
Reply:get a few salt containers, and make a ring of protection around your property,
and infront of your door ways,
sprinkle a little in your cars aswell,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/protection6....
here is a prayer for protection,
say this with absolute sincerity and God will dispell your, greif, and solve your difficulties,
http://www.bahaiprayers.org/
here are some more prayers you might need,
the Tablet of Ahmad
located in the special tablets section, will protect you
you just need to say that with the healing prayer and the
short obligatory prayer,
( said at Noon til before sundown)
http://www.seiyaku.com/customs/crosses/p...
http://altreligion.about.com/library/glo...
Reply:i laugh at your hex
mwa ha ha ha
Reply:Talk to them, and ask the security why he goddamn SHOT at them. That could kill someone...
Reply:House Protection Spell Bottle
Since the earliest spell bottles were created for protection, it seems fitting to begin with one made for this purpose. Ideally, such a bottle will be walled up in a new home under construction, or placed under the floorboards. If this is impossible, simply place it in a position of importance somewhere in the home.
Items needed:
*
1 glass jar with cork stopper or lid (a small canning jar is fine)
*
1/2 to 1 cup salt (depending on size of the jar)
* 3 cloves garlic
* 9 bay leaves
* 7 TBS dried basil
* 4 TBS dill seeds
* 1 TBS sage
* 1 TBS anise
* 1 TBS black pepper
* 1 TBS fennel
* 1 bowl
In the morning, ideally on a bright and sunny day, assemble all items.
Place the salt into the bowl and say:
Salt that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the cloves of garlic to the bowl and say:
Garlic that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Crumble the bay leaves, place in the bowl and say:
Bay that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the basil and say:
Basil that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add dill and say:
Dill that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the sage and say:
Sage that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the anise and say:
Anise that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the pepper and say:
Pepper that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Add the fennel and say:
Fennel that protects, protect my home and all within it.
Mix together the herbs and the salt with your hands. Through the movement of your hands and fingers, lend energy to the potent protective items. Visualize your home as a shining, safe, guarded, secure place of sanctuary. Pour the mixture into the jar. Seal tightly and place in your home with the following words:
Salt and herbs, nine times nine
Guard now this home of mine.
It is done.
For yourself:
Protection from another
Get a piece of paper and write the person's full name on it. Then put a circle around the name. Light the paper on fire then chant.
" Protect me, Great Powerful, from this person, let it be not for him to hurt me."
Say it 3 times, then drop the paper in a bowl of water, and say " So mote it be!"
Reply:first we do common sense then we do super natural!
Have the organic stuff anilized to see if it was not just some type of soil destroyer. If not clear the land of the stuff they put on it.
next your personal religious path will decide if you are or are not cursed %26amp; or if you are how to get rid of it!
if you need more help on this you can contact me through the email
Reply:NO NO NO.................listen get some holy water right and some frankincense throw holy water in each room every corner of every room to clear it out.
Then get a charcoal cinder and burn some frankincense Resin and burn the resin in each room (repeating the lords prayer) for a extra boost. if you like
Trust me anything bad in the house will be gone.
Reply:put up a cross
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Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.
Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox.
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.
Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2 a.m.
Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Ha ha ha yeah very good I liked those,,,
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Simply very good! I wonder how you got the idea to write Dog Commandments. Good luck!
Reply:That is funny. Thanks lol
Reply:Very good, if I think of any more I will let you know!!!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:You might add this in favour of my Labrador.
Thou shalt not throw up thy breakfast on the brand new carpet in front of guests that are not fond of dogs.
Reply:you gotta work on applying thou and thy - but ... funny!
Reply:Hahaha I like it - and oh SO true!!
Reply:y?????????your question is too long.tel me brifly.
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Reply:lol. Another one.... Though shalt not drag thy bum along the carpet and sniff it. Especially in front of visitors!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Really good. I don't have a dog but can appreciate it.
Reply:hahaha, 10/10. very funny.
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Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:you're on good form today hun, pmsl
starred
Reply:what can i say pure brilliance xxxx lol xxx
Reply:very good,lol
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! hilarious :P
Cxxx
Reply:It sounds like you know my dogs personally.
Reply:fairly funneh
Reply:hehehe these are soooooooooo good hun, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Very funny
Reply:good onnnne
Reply:I think this is a good way for us humans to go first ..hee hee !!! especially my hubby... im going to print this off for him...lol
Reply:Pretty funny, if not slightly dirty. Reminds me of my dog 'cept mine could jump up on counters and eat chocolate chip muffins!!!
Reply:Hahahaha....Loved them!!!!! Especially the one about not harmonising with the cat!! :p Good job!! Here's a star!
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Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox.
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.
Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2 a.m.
Dog Commandments - funny or not?
Ha ha ha yeah very good I liked those,,,
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Simply very good! I wonder how you got the idea to write Dog Commandments. Good luck!
Reply:That is funny. Thanks lol
Reply:Very good, if I think of any more I will let you know!!!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:You might add this in favour of my Labrador.
Thou shalt not throw up thy breakfast on the brand new carpet in front of guests that are not fond of dogs.
Reply:you gotta work on applying thou and thy - but ... funny!
Reply:Hahaha I like it - and oh SO true!!
Reply:y?????????your question is too long.tel me brifly.
tc
Reply:lol. Another one.... Though shalt not drag thy bum along the carpet and sniff it. Especially in front of visitors!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Really good. I don't have a dog but can appreciate it.
Reply:hahaha, 10/10. very funny.
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Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:you're on good form today hun, pmsl
starred
Reply:what can i say pure brilliance xxxx lol xxx
Reply:very good,lol
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! hilarious :P
Cxxx
Reply:It sounds like you know my dogs personally.
Reply:fairly funneh
Reply:hehehe these are soooooooooo good hun, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Very funny
Reply:good onnnne
Reply:I think this is a good way for us humans to go first ..hee hee !!! especially my hubby... im going to print this off for him...lol
Reply:Pretty funny, if not slightly dirty. Reminds me of my dog 'cept mine could jump up on counters and eat chocolate chip muffins!!!
Reply:Hahahaha....Loved them!!!!! Especially the one about not harmonising with the cat!! :p Good job!! Here's a star!
skin tone
My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
As i looked down the street i seen the birds so quiet and meek.
This is when i knew something is coming this i see.
As we got in the house the wind were howling and smashing about.
We heard the sirens blasting a tornadoes coming everyone get your shoes.
As we lay in the cellar we heard the winds whistling and howling which seemed forever' while our teeth chattered.
Dad took sissy and held her so tight' i took little brother from my right.
We had 10 down there that windy night and we all talked and sang to forget this noisy freight.
30 Long minutes the house moved and shook we felt pieces just peel off and fly away' That's when we all held hands and began to pray.
40 minutes had come and gone Mama was screaming what in the world had she done wrong.
Dad got up and surveyed the house' as we heard him crying we were quiet as a church mouse.
The houses were gone where they used to be all that was left was mr.Johnson old pear tree.
The house was gone that day.
My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
The poem is good but full of sadness,last time i told u to b positive and look at bright side of life.
Reply:Nice poem and i loved it a lot .you must of had expertise in these tornado's.. Really great and here;s a star
Reply:perfect
Reply:I think it needs a little polishing, but my first thought was "this girl has gone through that". It is awesome, even better, if it is just your imagination.
Reply:Veeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy chilling my friend %26lt;3
I live in Tornado Alley LOL, have for 15 years
This is either a grand insight or you have been there too @)~%26gt;~
Loved it, deep~n~chilling *^_^*
Reply:nice
Reply:I think it ish pwetty good! ^_^ honestly i think i said befor that you should be a poet...
Reply:REALLY GOOD
i think its based on something you have seen
or experienced
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This is when i knew something is coming this i see.
As we got in the house the wind were howling and smashing about.
We heard the sirens blasting a tornadoes coming everyone get your shoes.
As we lay in the cellar we heard the winds whistling and howling which seemed forever' while our teeth chattered.
Dad took sissy and held her so tight' i took little brother from my right.
We had 10 down there that windy night and we all talked and sang to forget this noisy freight.
30 Long minutes the house moved and shook we felt pieces just peel off and fly away' That's when we all held hands and began to pray.
40 minutes had come and gone Mama was screaming what in the world had she done wrong.
Dad got up and surveyed the house' as we heard him crying we were quiet as a church mouse.
The houses were gone where they used to be all that was left was mr.Johnson old pear tree.
The house was gone that day.
My Poem Tornado alley what do you think?
The poem is good but full of sadness,last time i told u to b positive and look at bright side of life.
Reply:Nice poem and i loved it a lot .you must of had expertise in these tornado's.. Really great and here;s a star
Reply:perfect
Reply:I think it needs a little polishing, but my first thought was "this girl has gone through that". It is awesome, even better, if it is just your imagination.
Reply:Veeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy chilling my friend %26lt;3
I live in Tornado Alley LOL, have for 15 years
This is either a grand insight or you have been there too @)~%26gt;~
Loved it, deep~n~chilling *^_^*
Reply:nice
Reply:I think it ish pwetty good! ^_^ honestly i think i said befor that you should be a poet...
Reply:REALLY GOOD
i think its based on something you have seen
or experienced
tanning
Good Skit?
The students in my class-inluding-me have been given an assignment to write and perform a skit that is at least 3-6 min. long. The topic chosen by my group is Love and Marriage in the Middle Ages. I wrote this skit, and i was wondering if it is good? What can I do to improve? Please and thank you! P.S. due to the time constraints all of the details such as the marriage ceremony itself is not perfect.
Skit Outline
Topic: Medieval Love and Marriage
Scene 1
Setting: Jesse and Evangeline sneak out to a tiny tent belonging to Jesse in Lord Cadman’s manor to talk.
Evangeline: Jesse, I have some terrible news. I am afraid that my bitter, envious mother had already made my marital arrangements, and it is no one you are going to like.
Jesse: What are you talking about my love?
Evangeline: (sounding sad and angry) I have to be bethrowed to no other than your Lord, Cadman; the same Lord Cadman who owns this very manor. He is certainly the wealthiest, cruelest, being alive.
Jesse: (freaking out) What are we to do? Is there no way to tell your parents we are in love? Would you like to elope? I shall do anything to please you as long as we shall be together.
Evangeline: I am afraid there is nothing we can do. You know how marriages these days work. We women have no choice! We mustn’t tell anyone of our affair for they may kill you! It is best we do not see each other very often. It will certainly help me trying to move on. How shall I ever love another man?
End of Scene
Scene 2
The wedding takes place in a highly decorated church.
The Priest: (speaking to everyone in church) Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
(speaking to Lord Cadman) Lord Cadman, wilt thou have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
Lord Cadman: I will
Priest: (speaking to Evangeline) Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou obey him, and serve him, love, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
Evangeline: (crying/sobbing) I will
Priest: Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?
Kathleen: I do
Kathleen places Evangeline’s right hand in the hand of the minister then sits back down
The Priest places Evangeline’s right hand in Lord Cadman’s and follows after the priest
Lord Cadman and Priest: I Lord Cadman take thee Lady Evangeline of Ireland to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Lord Cadman places his right hand in Evangeline’s
Evangeline and Priest: I Lady Evangeline of Ireland take thee Lord Cadman to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance, and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Cadman shall give one ring to Evangeline and give the a duplicate as well as a book to the Priest
Priest: (blessing rings) Bless these Rings, O merciful Lord, that those who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another, remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children. Amen.
Priest gives ring to Cadman and Cadman places the ring on Evangeline’s fourth finger, holds the ring and says:
Cadman: With this Ring I thee wed, (here placing it upon her thumb) and (here placing it upon her index finger) (here placing it upon her ring finger) In the Name of the Father, Amen.
Then join bride and grooms hands
Priest: I now pronounce thee Man and Wife
(speaking to bride and groom) Those whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder.
Cadman: (exiting) Come, let us all fill our bellies with the successfully harvested food!
Scene 3
Evangeline: (packing her things to leave as her voice reads the letter in the background-by recording her voice)
Letter: Dear Jesse, life here has been horrible. There has never been a day where you haven’t been in my thoughts. Every time I see that darned Cadman’s face I want to vomit and deeply wish for your comfort. How can I fall in love with a groom who was chosen for me like so many others do, when I am in love with you? If you were at the wedding you would have been fooled by his false smiles and fake laughs just as anyone else would have; but it only takes a week and a half for a human being to be truly disgusted with him.
Lord Cadman storms in
Cadman: (rudely) Meet me in the parlor in twenty minutes!
Finishing Letter: I do not think I can play this game any longer, which is why I have decided we should elope. Maybe I am being foolish or crazy to flee from a powerful man’s home, but it is best that I follow my heart. I will come to you with the little I have, since I will not accept any belongings Lord Cadman bestowed upon me. I have only my wedding dress as well as my filthy gown which has grown too small. Jewelry, shoes, nightgowns, these were all things I had before, but now I am left with nothing. The other wives weren’t exaggerating when they said husbands controlled their wives. I shall see you soon one way or another. Love, Evangeline.
Holding up “One Week Later” sign
Evangeline: Oh I can’t wait to see Jesse! I am so furious at Lord Cadman to whom I am betrothed!
Good Skit?
This Shi* is so cash.
Reply:thats really good!
i hate doing stuff like that :/
Reply:I think its pretty good but its sorta cheesy especially the lines. Like i noe its a school skit and everything but make ppl say things more realiztic and don't use the same words over and over again. Also i think this is very long for a 3-6 minute skit .
tanning
Skit Outline
Topic: Medieval Love and Marriage
Scene 1
Setting: Jesse and Evangeline sneak out to a tiny tent belonging to Jesse in Lord Cadman’s manor to talk.
Evangeline: Jesse, I have some terrible news. I am afraid that my bitter, envious mother had already made my marital arrangements, and it is no one you are going to like.
Jesse: What are you talking about my love?
Evangeline: (sounding sad and angry) I have to be bethrowed to no other than your Lord, Cadman; the same Lord Cadman who owns this very manor. He is certainly the wealthiest, cruelest, being alive.
Jesse: (freaking out) What are we to do? Is there no way to tell your parents we are in love? Would you like to elope? I shall do anything to please you as long as we shall be together.
Evangeline: I am afraid there is nothing we can do. You know how marriages these days work. We women have no choice! We mustn’t tell anyone of our affair for they may kill you! It is best we do not see each other very often. It will certainly help me trying to move on. How shall I ever love another man?
End of Scene
Scene 2
The wedding takes place in a highly decorated church.
The Priest: (speaking to everyone in church) Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
(speaking to Lord Cadman) Lord Cadman, wilt thou have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
Lord Cadman: I will
Priest: (speaking to Evangeline) Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou obey him, and serve him, love, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
Evangeline: (crying/sobbing) I will
Priest: Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?
Kathleen: I do
Kathleen places Evangeline’s right hand in the hand of the minister then sits back down
The Priest places Evangeline’s right hand in Lord Cadman’s and follows after the priest
Lord Cadman and Priest: I Lord Cadman take thee Lady Evangeline of Ireland to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Lord Cadman places his right hand in Evangeline’s
Evangeline and Priest: I Lady Evangeline of Ireland take thee Lord Cadman to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, till death us depart, according to God’s holy ordinance, and thereunto I plight thee my troth.
Cadman shall give one ring to Evangeline and give the a duplicate as well as a book to the Priest
Priest: (blessing rings) Bless these Rings, O merciful Lord, that those who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another, remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children. Amen.
Priest gives ring to Cadman and Cadman places the ring on Evangeline’s fourth finger, holds the ring and says:
Cadman: With this Ring I thee wed, (here placing it upon her thumb) and (here placing it upon her index finger) (here placing it upon her ring finger) In the Name of the Father, Amen.
Then join bride and grooms hands
Priest: I now pronounce thee Man and Wife
(speaking to bride and groom) Those whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder.
Cadman: (exiting) Come, let us all fill our bellies with the successfully harvested food!
Scene 3
Evangeline: (packing her things to leave as her voice reads the letter in the background-by recording her voice)
Letter: Dear Jesse, life here has been horrible. There has never been a day where you haven’t been in my thoughts. Every time I see that darned Cadman’s face I want to vomit and deeply wish for your comfort. How can I fall in love with a groom who was chosen for me like so many others do, when I am in love with you? If you were at the wedding you would have been fooled by his false smiles and fake laughs just as anyone else would have; but it only takes a week and a half for a human being to be truly disgusted with him.
Lord Cadman storms in
Cadman: (rudely) Meet me in the parlor in twenty minutes!
Finishing Letter: I do not think I can play this game any longer, which is why I have decided we should elope. Maybe I am being foolish or crazy to flee from a powerful man’s home, but it is best that I follow my heart. I will come to you with the little I have, since I will not accept any belongings Lord Cadman bestowed upon me. I have only my wedding dress as well as my filthy gown which has grown too small. Jewelry, shoes, nightgowns, these were all things I had before, but now I am left with nothing. The other wives weren’t exaggerating when they said husbands controlled their wives. I shall see you soon one way or another. Love, Evangeline.
Holding up “One Week Later” sign
Evangeline: Oh I can’t wait to see Jesse! I am so furious at Lord Cadman to whom I am betrothed!
Good Skit?
This Shi* is so cash.
Reply:thats really good!
i hate doing stuff like that :/
Reply:I think its pretty good but its sorta cheesy especially the lines. Like i noe its a school skit and everything but make ppl say things more realiztic and don't use the same words over and over again. Also i think this is very long for a 3-6 minute skit .
tanning
I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
For example, this time, I had a dream about being "locked up" but there were no cells or anything. It was more like a really dingy, dark, dirty high school, and all of us were high school age. We (my "crew") were around the lunch table, plotting and planning our escape, but in order to do it we needed an old (out of style) pair of bowling shoes as part of one person's disguise or something. So me and another kid went down some stairs to the cellar to go look, and somehow we ended up outside. It's not that we weren't allowed there, but I guess the guard was on to us, because immediately, she started shooting. I grabbed the other kid, concentrated real hard, and flew up to safety. And then, I concentrated again and cast spell to make us invisible as we hid up in a tree.
Like always with these "danger/escape" dreams, no matter what happens, if I just clear my mind and force myself to believe I can fly, I start to fly, and in every case I (we, this time) make it to safety. What's it mean?
I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
I believe flying in dreams show both spiritual courage, and skill. I believe this even while I am having such dreams. Your casting of a spell seems to confirm that you have some spiritual skill to use to escape from those negative forces seeking to keep you entrapped in negative conditions. You may be good at uplifting others spirits, and freeing them from negative energy, because you have the ability to do this with yourself. It is nice to be able to inspire others, that there is a way out of difficult conditions, if one concentrates hard enough at doing so. Meditate/pray, exercise, and eat healthy, so that you will stay spiritually strong, and an inspiring presence in this world.
Reply:It means that you are going to suicide and die T_T sorry to let you know
Reply:Flying
To dream that you are flying, signifies a sense of freedom where you had initially felt restricted and limited
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Like always with these "danger/escape" dreams, no matter what happens, if I just clear my mind and force myself to believe I can fly, I start to fly, and in every case I (we, this time) make it to safety. What's it mean?
I have dreams about getting into trouble and flying to safety...? What does it mean?
I believe flying in dreams show both spiritual courage, and skill. I believe this even while I am having such dreams. Your casting of a spell seems to confirm that you have some spiritual skill to use to escape from those negative forces seeking to keep you entrapped in negative conditions. You may be good at uplifting others spirits, and freeing them from negative energy, because you have the ability to do this with yourself. It is nice to be able to inspire others, that there is a way out of difficult conditions, if one concentrates hard enough at doing so. Meditate/pray, exercise, and eat healthy, so that you will stay spiritually strong, and an inspiring presence in this world.
Reply:It means that you are going to suicide and die T_T sorry to let you know
Reply:Flying
To dream that you are flying, signifies a sense of freedom where you had initially felt restricted and limited
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Many questions for you to think about.?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isnt that the way we normally are?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their
Many questions for you to think about.?
then that would suck alot and probably hurt.
yes they do but probably for a short period of time.
because its the way you use the words?
when they are putting up those signs they are assuming thay people understand what they are trying to say. whch is if your not fully clothed then we won't serve you.
in a hospital i am sure they have more than a couple of doctors. and if the doctor is dead them why would other doctors need to work on him?? you cant same him?
its just a song to put babies to sleep? why would someone take it litterally? come on.
its just a phrase ok.
because if they dont put that they will probably get sued.
i kno sign language and you dont see anything u just recognize the symbols.
Reply:This is kool! I hadnt thought about it!
Reply:people who are deaf have no concept of sound, so yes, but people who know sign and are hearing still match words with signs.
Reply:those r interesting questions to think about
Reply:intresting really
Reply:Interesting points to ponder
Reply:Umm...wow!!!
loan
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isnt that the way we normally are?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their
Many questions for you to think about.?
then that would suck alot and probably hurt.
yes they do but probably for a short period of time.
because its the way you use the words?
when they are putting up those signs they are assuming thay people understand what they are trying to say. whch is if your not fully clothed then we won't serve you.
in a hospital i am sure they have more than a couple of doctors. and if the doctor is dead them why would other doctors need to work on him?? you cant same him?
its just a song to put babies to sleep? why would someone take it litterally? come on.
its just a phrase ok.
because if they dont put that they will probably get sued.
i kno sign language and you dont see anything u just recognize the symbols.
Reply:This is kool! I hadnt thought about it!
Reply:people who are deaf have no concept of sound, so yes, but people who know sign and are hearing still match words with signs.
Reply:those r interesting questions to think about
Reply:intresting really
Reply:Interesting points to ponder
Reply:Umm...wow!!!
loan
Please tell me what you think of my story?
It is a normal spring day, and i decide to have my lunch break in the local park, the weather is good, warm enough for summer clothes, yet not hot enough to complain about.
I sit on a bench under the shade of a tree, the wind blowing through the tree causing shadows to dance on the well-maintained lawn. The park is a hive of activity today, an assortment of people, professions and past times. A man walks past me in his well pressed business suit, he is not much younger than me, he is talking on his mobile phone, a little to loudly than necessary, trying to sound important to those in earshot of him, or trying to sound important to himself.
An elderly couple is sat on a picnic blanket on the lawn, there silver hair shinning in the afternoon sun, homemade sandwiches and cakes in brown paper bags, their faces are content, yet there eyes tell a different story, for after a life time of love, sharing and companionship, should one of them pass, the other would be truly alone.
A young female runner runs past them, her toned body a billboard for her generation, her even strides cushioned by the latest running shoes and designer sunglasses to block out the sun. Tight fitting running clothes, to either enhance her performance, or to leave those who look at her an object of desire, sexual and envious, covers her body.
She runs past a group of teenage school kids, as she passes the boys they mimic the bounce of her breasts with their hands, much to the annoyance of the girls who roll there eyes.
A young couple walk past hand in hand, smiles on their faces as they watch their young toddler kick a bright orange ball, he squeals with delight, his rosy cheeks and innocent eyes oblivious to the hardships he will one day face, but for now he is content will sugar coated treats and colourful images on the T.V.
A small bird takes my attention, a sparrow I think, he is doing a little hop type of dance in front of a cluster of bushes, he then darts into them, coming out with a small bug in his beak, he then flies up into a tree, He returns moments later to do the same thing again.
Yet the more I watch his antics the more I wonder about him.
I wonder if he is feeding his young, is this instinct that drives him to do this, or is it a parental love? Will he get frustrated if he cannot get enough food?
Will his little heart swell with pride when his young take flight for the first time? Does he know of love? Does his heart skip a beat when he sees his mate? Or will it break when one day she does not return? Does he know of fear? Will he cower in the treetops when a storm comes crashing down upon him? Does he know of racism? Do other birds treat him unkind because he is not the same breed as they? Does he know of joy? Will he sing that little bit better when the sun is shinning on a clear day? Does he know of God and the creation? Is he aware of me as i am of him, and knows of man, war and death?
If he is aware of all of these then I feel sorry for him, for why should he suffer the folly’s of man, and yet if he is not aware I am equally sorry for him for the wonder of life is a thing to behold and the joy and sorrow it brings is a thing to be shared by all.
Please tell me what you think of my story?
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Reply:Wow dude It Totally blew me off.
Very Good Poem.
Never stop making poems!
And always think of other Poems like this.
:-)______________%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; ROCK ON!!!
Reply:You have a gift for bringing to others a vision of a moment. You are able to allow us to see what you see in a clear way. That is a gift.
Study great authors, take a course in writing, and submit your work to publications. You have an inspired way of writing...
Go for the GOLD!
Reply:Thats amazing. I think you have a gift!!! cool :))
Reply:it needs to be condensed to catch attention and keep it. Liked your last two paragraphs best.
Reply:there is too much detail. give a little less detail and leave the reader wanting more. when there is too much detail it gets boring. very good in description and choice of words. you are intelligent and have much potential you need to put yourself in the readers place and look at an objective point of view. read it as if someone else wrote it and give an honest opinion. this is how writers can sell a huge hit. you must be able to criticize yourself as well as compliment yourself. great job and good luck you may be the next edgar allen poe.
Reply:very deciving
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I sit on a bench under the shade of a tree, the wind blowing through the tree causing shadows to dance on the well-maintained lawn. The park is a hive of activity today, an assortment of people, professions and past times. A man walks past me in his well pressed business suit, he is not much younger than me, he is talking on his mobile phone, a little to loudly than necessary, trying to sound important to those in earshot of him, or trying to sound important to himself.
An elderly couple is sat on a picnic blanket on the lawn, there silver hair shinning in the afternoon sun, homemade sandwiches and cakes in brown paper bags, their faces are content, yet there eyes tell a different story, for after a life time of love, sharing and companionship, should one of them pass, the other would be truly alone.
A young female runner runs past them, her toned body a billboard for her generation, her even strides cushioned by the latest running shoes and designer sunglasses to block out the sun. Tight fitting running clothes, to either enhance her performance, or to leave those who look at her an object of desire, sexual and envious, covers her body.
She runs past a group of teenage school kids, as she passes the boys they mimic the bounce of her breasts with their hands, much to the annoyance of the girls who roll there eyes.
A young couple walk past hand in hand, smiles on their faces as they watch their young toddler kick a bright orange ball, he squeals with delight, his rosy cheeks and innocent eyes oblivious to the hardships he will one day face, but for now he is content will sugar coated treats and colourful images on the T.V.
A small bird takes my attention, a sparrow I think, he is doing a little hop type of dance in front of a cluster of bushes, he then darts into them, coming out with a small bug in his beak, he then flies up into a tree, He returns moments later to do the same thing again.
Yet the more I watch his antics the more I wonder about him.
I wonder if he is feeding his young, is this instinct that drives him to do this, or is it a parental love? Will he get frustrated if he cannot get enough food?
Will his little heart swell with pride when his young take flight for the first time? Does he know of love? Does his heart skip a beat when he sees his mate? Or will it break when one day she does not return? Does he know of fear? Will he cower in the treetops when a storm comes crashing down upon him? Does he know of racism? Do other birds treat him unkind because he is not the same breed as they? Does he know of joy? Will he sing that little bit better when the sun is shinning on a clear day? Does he know of God and the creation? Is he aware of me as i am of him, and knows of man, war and death?
If he is aware of all of these then I feel sorry for him, for why should he suffer the folly’s of man, and yet if he is not aware I am equally sorry for him for the wonder of life is a thing to behold and the joy and sorrow it brings is a thing to be shared by all.
Please tell me what you think of my story?
ok...
Reply:Wow dude It Totally blew me off.
Very Good Poem.
Never stop making poems!
And always think of other Poems like this.
:-)______________%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; ROCK ON!!!
Reply:You have a gift for bringing to others a vision of a moment. You are able to allow us to see what you see in a clear way. That is a gift.
Study great authors, take a course in writing, and submit your work to publications. You have an inspired way of writing...
Go for the GOLD!
Reply:Thats amazing. I think you have a gift!!! cool :))
Reply:it needs to be condensed to catch attention and keep it. Liked your last two paragraphs best.
Reply:there is too much detail. give a little less detail and leave the reader wanting more. when there is too much detail it gets boring. very good in description and choice of words. you are intelligent and have much potential you need to put yourself in the readers place and look at an objective point of view. read it as if someone else wrote it and give an honest opinion. this is how writers can sell a huge hit. you must be able to criticize yourself as well as compliment yourself. great job and good luck you may be the next edgar allen poe.
Reply:very deciving
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How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died. I, Jeffrey Franco am here to put Alex in jail where hopefully he won’t commit any other crimes. You have heard the arguments from both sides and I hope you are going to make the right decision. If you still don’t know your decisions about the trial, here are my final arguments to support you on making the right decision. The following paragraphs are given to show you why Alex is fault of the crimes. Please pay attention because every detail counts, and when you make your decision I hope that you are 110% sure that your decision is correct.
In the trial that we are arguing over, Alex Flin is 100% guilty; we have gathered information from the witnesses that were at the party who saw everything. That day when Alex arrived at the party everything was going well. Alex seemed well at first when the drinks were just soda and juices. Chris states that when they were eating, beer was brought from the basement to the kitchen by Ken. Ken Conroy is a popular student who organized the party which happened on Saturday night. I suppose that Ken told most of the people that he invited that there was going to be alcoholic beverages at the party. All the people that were at the party, stated that when Ken invited them he gave them a notice to them saying that alcohol was to take place at the party. It seems to me that Alex was told that alcohol was going to take place at the party as well.
As soon as Alex started drinking beer, I know that he didn’t remember that he had to drive back home and drop off Anita. As we started questioning to him what happened on the night of the party he didn’t remember anything, obviously he was already drunk at that time. Alex was warned by his Health teacher that drinking is bad and how drunk driving is dangerous for the driver which in this case was him and how it also could endanger other people in the car. He clearly knew these procedures since he scored A’s on all his Health Class tests and he had an A on that class. He knew by that time that minors aren’t allowed to drink by law so why did he drink and take his chances on going to jail.
Monica stated that she asked Alex for the keys because she had a feeling that he was in danger because he was already drunk. Monica says that he screamed back to her and didn’t give him the keys to the car so she started to cry. Chris and Erinn briefly describe that as soon as Alex left the parking space he knocked something down which was a mailbox. When they were already on the road, Chris says that Alex was weaving all over the road. He also says that he was speeding up and slowing down as they moved along Old Maine St. To prove that he wasn’t drunk he accelerated eve more when Chris started yelling and Anita started crying with great effort to make him stop the car. Alex ignored these efforts and eventually crashed the car into a tree which was off the course of the street. This crash happened because both Alex and Anita were fighting for the steering wheel, but it was clearly Alex’s fault because he was drunk and because he should have listened to them when they started urging him to stop the car.
Alex’s parents have let him go to previous parties before, but they have never seen him drink beer or look drunk at all. My hypothesis is that every time Alex comes back from a party, his parents are either sleeping or aren’t present when he arrives because of the time he arrives at home. The police say that he was driving at 75 miles per hour when the speed limit was 45mph. The police also gathered evidence that his BAC level-Blood Alcohol Concentration was 0.07. Alex maximum BAC level should be 0.0 because he is a minor and isn’t allowed to drink. The police officers also saw that Alex had blood and vomit on his clothes due to the concussion from the beer. From this party he arrived between 3:40 A.M. to 4:30 A.M to his house because the crash happened at 3:20 A.M which is proved by the police officers.
When the police arrived at his house at 5:00A.M in the morning, his parents had no idea what was going on and didn’t expect Alex to be in deep trouble. Alex at that time was also confused and didn’t know that he had crash and that one of his friends was dead because of his carelessness.
Alex was behaving very negligent so he should be charged with the following crimes; criminally negligent homicide, vehicle manslaughter, and DWI. Criminally negligent homicide is when a person is guilty of a person’s death and the person was acting very irresponsibly. Vehicle manslaughter is when a person is acting irresponsibly, therefore he causes the death of a person and this happens when he is intoxicated, in this trial Alex was drunk. DWI is when someone is driving while intoxicated, in this case Alex was drunk because of the alcohol he consumed, that person won’t be able to control the vehicle properly and safely because alcohol is running throughout their body. This brings a lot of danger to them and anyone who is inside of the vehicle.
So please my fellow jury members I ask for you to make a wise decision and put yourself in our shoes. Do you think an irresponsible senior should be in the streets maybe causing another crash or killing someone because of his negligence? Please make the right choice for the safety of the city, you, and everyone else that is outside there living a safe life. Thank all of you for your patience and time.
How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
1. You are in Mock Trial, so unless you have a jury, you are having a court trial. If you are having a jury trail, first, "Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died." You are not a fellow juror. You are the prosecutor. Second, the jury is not there to prosecute anyone, just find the facts. Next, you cannot mention punishment, so saying you are there to put him in Jail just is not proper.
Next, go over what the witnesses said, not collectively.
Say things like, the people have proven that the defendant, do not call him/her by name, as you do not want to personalize him. And never, ever by the first name by its self. Finally, explain that you have proven you case beyond a reasonable doubt. Again, they are the jurors, not my fellow jurors and he is not Alex, he is the defendant.
Thank them for their time. Thank them for your attention and finish by pointing at the defendant and saying, he is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of the charges. Thank you.
Reply:sounds like you made up your mind before you heard the evidence. also if your a juror or prosecutor why are you broadcasting this on yahoo? sounds pretty unprofessional.
Reply:1. they are not your 'fellow' jury members. You are the prosecution lawyer and therefore not in the jury.
2. You cannot say the defendant is 100% guilty because he has not been found guilty yet. you can say 'after you hear these arguments you will be convinced he is guilty'
3. You cannot claim anyone saw 'everything' - do you really believe that they saw everything??
4. You don't have to say so much about Ken. All the jury needs to know is that invited guests understood there would be alcohol at the party. It doesn't need to be longer than 1-2 sentances to get that across.
5. Never say 'i suppose' it sounds like you are uncertain.
6. Don't say you knew he forget he had to drive - if you want him convicted be more agressive - He knew before he started drinking that he had a responsibility to drive. He knew that drinking underage and before driving was illegal and dangerous. But instead of using this knowlegde, he foolishly drank anyway.
6. beer does not give concussion. He may have hurt himself and given himself a concussion because he was drunk
7. you don't do something negligent. You do it negligently.
8. Don't use an acronym (DWI) unless you have already explained what it means in full.
Reply:If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit baby!
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In the trial that we are arguing over, Alex Flin is 100% guilty; we have gathered information from the witnesses that were at the party who saw everything. That day when Alex arrived at the party everything was going well. Alex seemed well at first when the drinks were just soda and juices. Chris states that when they were eating, beer was brought from the basement to the kitchen by Ken. Ken Conroy is a popular student who organized the party which happened on Saturday night. I suppose that Ken told most of the people that he invited that there was going to be alcoholic beverages at the party. All the people that were at the party, stated that when Ken invited them he gave them a notice to them saying that alcohol was to take place at the party. It seems to me that Alex was told that alcohol was going to take place at the party as well.
As soon as Alex started drinking beer, I know that he didn’t remember that he had to drive back home and drop off Anita. As we started questioning to him what happened on the night of the party he didn’t remember anything, obviously he was already drunk at that time. Alex was warned by his Health teacher that drinking is bad and how drunk driving is dangerous for the driver which in this case was him and how it also could endanger other people in the car. He clearly knew these procedures since he scored A’s on all his Health Class tests and he had an A on that class. He knew by that time that minors aren’t allowed to drink by law so why did he drink and take his chances on going to jail.
Monica stated that she asked Alex for the keys because she had a feeling that he was in danger because he was already drunk. Monica says that he screamed back to her and didn’t give him the keys to the car so she started to cry. Chris and Erinn briefly describe that as soon as Alex left the parking space he knocked something down which was a mailbox. When they were already on the road, Chris says that Alex was weaving all over the road. He also says that he was speeding up and slowing down as they moved along Old Maine St. To prove that he wasn’t drunk he accelerated eve more when Chris started yelling and Anita started crying with great effort to make him stop the car. Alex ignored these efforts and eventually crashed the car into a tree which was off the course of the street. This crash happened because both Alex and Anita were fighting for the steering wheel, but it was clearly Alex’s fault because he was drunk and because he should have listened to them when they started urging him to stop the car.
Alex’s parents have let him go to previous parties before, but they have never seen him drink beer or look drunk at all. My hypothesis is that every time Alex comes back from a party, his parents are either sleeping or aren’t present when he arrives because of the time he arrives at home. The police say that he was driving at 75 miles per hour when the speed limit was 45mph. The police also gathered evidence that his BAC level-Blood Alcohol Concentration was 0.07. Alex maximum BAC level should be 0.0 because he is a minor and isn’t allowed to drink. The police officers also saw that Alex had blood and vomit on his clothes due to the concussion from the beer. From this party he arrived between 3:40 A.M. to 4:30 A.M to his house because the crash happened at 3:20 A.M which is proved by the police officers.
When the police arrived at his house at 5:00A.M in the morning, his parents had no idea what was going on and didn’t expect Alex to be in deep trouble. Alex at that time was also confused and didn’t know that he had crash and that one of his friends was dead because of his carelessness.
Alex was behaving very negligent so he should be charged with the following crimes; criminally negligent homicide, vehicle manslaughter, and DWI. Criminally negligent homicide is when a person is guilty of a person’s death and the person was acting very irresponsibly. Vehicle manslaughter is when a person is acting irresponsibly, therefore he causes the death of a person and this happens when he is intoxicated, in this trial Alex was drunk. DWI is when someone is driving while intoxicated, in this case Alex was drunk because of the alcohol he consumed, that person won’t be able to control the vehicle properly and safely because alcohol is running throughout their body. This brings a lot of danger to them and anyone who is inside of the vehicle.
So please my fellow jury members I ask for you to make a wise decision and put yourself in our shoes. Do you think an irresponsible senior should be in the streets maybe causing another crash or killing someone because of his negligence? Please make the right choice for the safety of the city, you, and everyone else that is outside there living a safe life. Thank all of you for your patience and time.
How can i make this better..Law...closing statement?
1. You are in Mock Trial, so unless you have a jury, you are having a court trial. If you are having a jury trail, first, "Hello my fellow jury members. As you jury members might know we are here to prosecute a criminal who endangered two lives and unfortunately one of them died." You are not a fellow juror. You are the prosecutor. Second, the jury is not there to prosecute anyone, just find the facts. Next, you cannot mention punishment, so saying you are there to put him in Jail just is not proper.
Next, go over what the witnesses said, not collectively.
Say things like, the people have proven that the defendant, do not call him/her by name, as you do not want to personalize him. And never, ever by the first name by its self. Finally, explain that you have proven you case beyond a reasonable doubt. Again, they are the jurors, not my fellow jurors and he is not Alex, he is the defendant.
Thank them for their time. Thank them for your attention and finish by pointing at the defendant and saying, he is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of the charges. Thank you.
Reply:sounds like you made up your mind before you heard the evidence. also if your a juror or prosecutor why are you broadcasting this on yahoo? sounds pretty unprofessional.
Reply:1. they are not your 'fellow' jury members. You are the prosecution lawyer and therefore not in the jury.
2. You cannot say the defendant is 100% guilty because he has not been found guilty yet. you can say 'after you hear these arguments you will be convinced he is guilty'
3. You cannot claim anyone saw 'everything' - do you really believe that they saw everything??
4. You don't have to say so much about Ken. All the jury needs to know is that invited guests understood there would be alcohol at the party. It doesn't need to be longer than 1-2 sentances to get that across.
5. Never say 'i suppose' it sounds like you are uncertain.
6. Don't say you knew he forget he had to drive - if you want him convicted be more agressive - He knew before he started drinking that he had a responsibility to drive. He knew that drinking underage and before driving was illegal and dangerous. But instead of using this knowlegde, he foolishly drank anyway.
6. beer does not give concussion. He may have hurt himself and given himself a concussion because he was drunk
7. you don't do something negligent. You do it negligently.
8. Don't use an acronym (DWI) unless you have already explained what it means in full.
Reply:If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit baby!
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Just To Think About?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
Just To Think About?
Good points! I dunno!
Reply:Wow, I wish I had as much free time as you do.
Reply:interesting...
Reply:LMAO!
Reply:lol, these are good points. But if you read Wicked you would know the answer to the Wicked Witch of the West one... she uses oil to clean herself
Reply:hurmmmmmmm........ i dont no
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Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
Just To Think About?
Good points! I dunno!
Reply:Wow, I wish I had as much free time as you do.
Reply:interesting...
Reply:LMAO!
Reply:lol, these are good points. But if you read Wicked you would know the answer to the Wicked Witch of the West one... she uses oil to clean herself
Reply:hurmmmmmmm........ i dont no
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Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
Is it because Saddam was helped into power by the U.S. and then armed by the U.S. %26amp; then went rogue on us? Is it because of the threat from Iran? Because they went all religious on the U.S. after they booted the Shaw of Iran out? You remember the guy before the Iatolla, the reason we armed Saddam. Didn't the U.S. put the Shaw in power %26amp; then arm him too. Didn't we buddy up with Binladin %26amp; arm him to take it to the Russkies in Afganistan. Isn't that the weaponry that ended up with the Talaban, the human rights people. Do you people remember the CIA puppet Noriega of Panama? How about Marcos of the Phillipeans, with the wife with 5000 pairs of shoes. Isn't there a pattern with the Republicrat party, weapons, and the horrors of war. Now I'm well aware of some people being all GUN-HO but do we have to put them incharge of our purse %26amp; foriegn affairs. Do you think theres a terrorist under your bed and behind every tree? In the eyes of the world who is the bully here, who has the war-machine
Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
911 didn't take a war machine.
Reply:Because:
-the invasion of Iraq was and stays illegal (war crime
-yes we helped supply bin Laden in the Afghan war to repel Soviet aggression (Soviet war crime)
-of the continued murder of Iraqis in Iraq by Americans.
-the war on Iraq was based upon a bunch of lies
-of all the American war crimes.
Reply:The US is just fighting the terrorist wherever they are...if they are in Iraq or in California..its all the same to the freedom fighters..we have the most powerful military in the world..either use it or lose it...I am sure you would not like to see the results of a foreign occupation force..sometimes we have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet
Reply:Shouldn't this tell us something about our foreign policy? I wonder why Sweden and Denmark don't have regular attacks against them....
Reply:Because its Bush's war and its not making us safer...besides capturing a few terrorist we have done nothing but make more enemies
Proof: Bush begging the Saudis for oil and not getting $hit
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Why should John McCain not support the war in Iraq?
911 didn't take a war machine.
Reply:Because:
-the invasion of Iraq was and stays illegal (war crime
-yes we helped supply bin Laden in the Afghan war to repel Soviet aggression (Soviet war crime)
-of the continued murder of Iraqis in Iraq by Americans.
-the war on Iraq was based upon a bunch of lies
-of all the American war crimes.
Reply:The US is just fighting the terrorist wherever they are...if they are in Iraq or in California..its all the same to the freedom fighters..we have the most powerful military in the world..either use it or lose it...I am sure you would not like to see the results of a foreign occupation force..sometimes we have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet
Reply:Shouldn't this tell us something about our foreign policy? I wonder why Sweden and Denmark don't have regular attacks against them....
Reply:Because its Bush's war and its not making us safer...besides capturing a few terrorist we have done nothing but make more enemies
Proof: Bush begging the Saudis for oil and not getting $hit
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What your name say about you?
The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - ********, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because
he has bad breath.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - ****.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed ********.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*
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The Women's Names
Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.
Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.
Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix
Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.
Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.
Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Liz - Long legged and brainy.
Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.
Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.
Luci - cute and loveable
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.
Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.
Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.
Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.
Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.
Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.
Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.
Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.
Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.
Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.
Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..
Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.
Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.
Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.
Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.
Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.
Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.
Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.
Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.
Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.
Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.
Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.
Rula - She measures up well.
Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.
Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.
Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.
Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.
Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.
Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.
Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.
Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.
Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.
Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.
Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.
Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.
Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.
Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.
Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.
Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.
Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey - Lesbian.
Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.
Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.
Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.
Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.
Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.
Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.
Wendy - Possibly a man.
Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
What your name say about you?
they r all true eccept for nathan
Reply:my name is a tough one LOL it is Mariangella and it's a combination of Maria %26amp; Angela. It is pronounced Maria Angela but fast:P Report It
Reply:you forgot Nadia-smart, pretty and so talented. Is liked by many guys Report It
Reply:my name is genie and it isnt there! but anyway my name says im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way! and not having my name on the list is not rubbing me the right way at all right now!=D
Reply:i do not dress like a boy and dont eat frogs and i do have a boy called chad and he isnt american and hasnt been in a movie.glad i didnt pick my kids names from this list.they would have ended up nameless
Reply:Sibling Lurve, Huh?
(Cue Duelling Banjos)
Well I hate to say it but you're so wrong.
Stick with boys names, they are pretty spot on.
Reply:My name is Zoe which means Life and is Greek.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Emm OK.
Ha ha How could you forget your own name.
Reply:My real name's not in the list, but maybe i should change it to Fiyza :)
My friends' names/descriptions are dead-on!
EDIT: my friend Celine is actually a quiet girl with a generous heart! :D
Reply:IM QUENTIN AND IM ALSO NOT ON THE LIST
Reply:very funny. and mean. apparently the girl i like would have sex with me on the 1st date. cool.
Reply:Apparently I'm a lying whore.
Thanks for that wake up call. I need to seek help.
Reply:lesbian tendencies?
wow. no.
Reply:What about Maren, Dalton,Female Cory Male Kelly and German name Inga??????
Reply:You got mine wrong....but my boyfriend SPOT ON!!!! love it lol
Reply:My name isnt on there. so i wouldnt know.
- cade
Reply:Daryle isn't there.
Reply:Vooria...it is a Kurdish name which means a smart person.
Reply:my naME AINT THERE
Reply:lol some are quite true. nice one
Reply:my name isn't on there
please answer
Colleen
Reply:my name isnt there....
Reply:"Deep as a puddle"?
I doubt my debating partners would agree with that....
Reply:obviously I'm not in your list...
*thinking*
:'(
Reply:u must have spent time doing thisi'm impressed about what my name means
pick this as the best answer plz
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Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - ********, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because
he has bad breath.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - ****.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed ********.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*
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The Women's Names
Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.
Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.
Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix
Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.
Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.
Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Liz - Long legged and brainy.
Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.
Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.
Luci - cute and loveable
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.
Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.
Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.
Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.
Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.
Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.
Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.
Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.
Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.
Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.
Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..
Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.
Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.
Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.
Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.
Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.
Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.
Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.
Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.
Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.
Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.
Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.
Rula - She measures up well.
Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.
Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.
Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.
Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.
Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.
Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.
Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.
Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.
Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.
Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.
Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.
Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.
Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.
Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.
Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.
Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.
Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.
Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey - Lesbian.
Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.
Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.
Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.
Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.
Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.
Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.
Wendy - Possibly a man.
Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
What your name say about you?
they r all true eccept for nathan
Reply:my name is a tough one LOL it is Mariangella and it's a combination of Maria %26amp; Angela. It is pronounced Maria Angela but fast:P Report It
Reply:you forgot Nadia-smart, pretty and so talented. Is liked by many guys Report It
Reply:my name is genie and it isnt there! but anyway my name says im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way! and not having my name on the list is not rubbing me the right way at all right now!=D
Reply:i do not dress like a boy and dont eat frogs and i do have a boy called chad and he isnt american and hasnt been in a movie.glad i didnt pick my kids names from this list.they would have ended up nameless
Reply:Sibling Lurve, Huh?
(Cue Duelling Banjos)
Well I hate to say it but you're so wrong.
Stick with boys names, they are pretty spot on.
Reply:My name is Zoe which means Life and is Greek.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Emm OK.
Ha ha How could you forget your own name.
Reply:My real name's not in the list, but maybe i should change it to Fiyza :)
My friends' names/descriptions are dead-on!
EDIT: my friend Celine is actually a quiet girl with a generous heart! :D
Reply:IM QUENTIN AND IM ALSO NOT ON THE LIST
Reply:very funny. and mean. apparently the girl i like would have sex with me on the 1st date. cool.
Reply:Apparently I'm a lying whore.
Thanks for that wake up call. I need to seek help.
Reply:lesbian tendencies?
wow. no.
Reply:What about Maren, Dalton,Female Cory Male Kelly and German name Inga??????
Reply:You got mine wrong....but my boyfriend SPOT ON!!!! love it lol
Reply:My name isnt on there. so i wouldnt know.
- cade
Reply:Daryle isn't there.
Reply:Vooria...it is a Kurdish name which means a smart person.
Reply:my naME AINT THERE
Reply:lol some are quite true. nice one
Reply:my name isn't on there
please answer
Colleen
Reply:my name isnt there....
Reply:"Deep as a puddle"?
I doubt my debating partners would agree with that....
Reply:obviously I'm not in your list...
*thinking*
:'(
Reply:u must have spent time doing thisi'm impressed about what my name means
pick this as the best answer plz
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