What is your funniest poop story?

Mine is when a friend and I were on a golf course(a golf resort we both worked at). We were at like the second hole and he said he had to take a big dump. I told him that there was a toilet at one of the next few holes. We get to the fifth hole and no toilet. He said he can't hold it any longer. So we are at the tee box and he goes into the woods. Instead of leaning against a tree he faces the tree holds on with both hands and goes. A landscape worker drives by and sees him doing this. When he got back to the cart he had poop on his legs, shorts and shoes. He had to use my golf towel to wipe and the towels they have attached to the golf ball washers to clean up. I couldn't stop lauging.

What is your funniest poop story?
In high school, while every body was in class, somebody would poop in random spots in the school (main hallways, cafeteria, in the soda machine, etc) this went on almost everyday for MONTHS.





Finally, the boy who did it was caught. and suspended





People around the school started making shirts saying "free the phantom pooper!" and things like that.





One friday, The principal said that he was going to suspend ANYBODY who had one of those shirts on the next monday. The ACLU (a civil liberties lawyer agency) got involved and said it was our 1st amendment right to wear these shirts because its freedom of speech.





so on monday, more than half of the school wore the shirt, and when the principal tried to get us in trouble for it, the ACLU threatened a law suit against him and the school..





Later in the year, the phantom pooper was allowed back and life went on has normal :)
Reply:That is gross... Why would you ask someone that question?? grow up....
Reply:EWWWWW ur nasty!!
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