Who would like to read my amazing story?

The last time I tried to fly across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade airplane I was stranded on an island, for 6 months. It was terrible. I had no food, and I really don’t enjoy fish, so it was rather unpleasant.


I didn’t have a change of clothes so I had to keep wearing the same pants and t-shirt everyday, which got rather revolting.


I did try and make some new clothes, but a shirt and tie made of coconut tree leaves is really not all that fashionable, nor is it comfortable. I tried to make some shoes out of sand, but I think that was because I hadn’t eaten in 5 days and was living off coconut milk.


I went swimming quite a bit, but that was only because I couldn’t stop running back and forth on the beach shouting “I need to feed my dolphin! It’s going to starve to death!! GUPPY! GUPPY!! GAAAAWWWWW!” I believe that happened also because I fell asleep on the beach and became very dehydrated and hungry, and I had a dream I bought a dolphin from the supermarket… odd, I know.

Who would like to read my amazing story?
whoa, you weren't kidding.
Reply:It's not amazing, try to add more characters and stop going on and on about small details like clothing.
Reply:yeh, amazing


BUT FAKE


FISH DONT TAUNT PEOPLE NOBBO!!



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