Are there really any answers????

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?


Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?


You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?


Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?


If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?


How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?


Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!


If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

Are there really any answers????
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?





its only a penny when you think it, speaking is another matter entirely.





Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?





Thats the point of the song, it was originally made as dark humor for exhausted mothers who had been rocking their crying babies 90% of the day. Makes mommy chuckle, makes baby go to sleep.





You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?





Yes if they were wearing shorts or a skirt or a dress.





Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?





You can drool when you are awake too. If your drool was projectile while you slept it would also be called spit.








If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?





You would be having a nice bar-B-Q once you hit the Earth's mantle.





How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?





Very carefully.





Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with


headcolds off those forklifts!





No i dont think we could. We could try replacing them with the blind people who use drive up ATM's though.





If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?





definitely. they demanded it.
Reply:yes
Reply:lol.. thanks for the laughs.
Reply:Uh huh. Feel any better?
Reply:no just more questions leading us into a revolving abyss of information
Reply:you have put alot of thought into these things. i am impressed! haha



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