Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: You don’t know how? Good!
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetary.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid extra for a longer fight.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd?
A: Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: A lawyer can take off his wingtips.
Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Lawyer jokes funny or not?
superb lol.
Reply:hehe~
guuud 1s~
Reply:well.lol
Reply:lol
Reply:lolz
Reply:lmao!!
funny $hit!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Reply:O.O
Reply:that the joke is funny
fun and nice to read
star for you
Reply:very old jokes and not that funny then either...and no im not a lawyer.lol.....black jokes r funnier
Reply:What do you call two lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!!
Reply:ya sure......
Reply:Very good.
Reply:boring........ -.-zzzzzzzzzzz
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