There was a couple that lived on a farm. The husband enjoyed farming very much. Not just because he was good at it, but because his wife nagged him all the time. Whenever he was inside, she nagged about the dishes not matching, she nagged that his shoes were dirty, etc. One day the farmer was outside with his mule under a tree taking a break from plowing. His wife came outside to nag about him missing dinner. While she was nagging, the mule turned around and kicked her in the head, killing her.
At the viewing of the body at the town church, the husband stood at the front, near the casket. The minister was watching him as people came up to speak to the farmer. He noticed that when a woman spoke to him, he nodded in 'yes'. When a man spoke to him, he shook his head 'no'. After a while the minister went and spoke to the farmer, asking him why this was.
He replied, "The women told me how beautiful she looked, and I agreed."
"The men wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
The farmer's mule. Star if you laugh!?
i love the last two punch lines...very nice joke...lmao!!
Reply:Very funny!
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that actually made me laugh heres a star
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That's great =D
Reply:ha ha ha! i like that one!
Reply:not nice...............but funny
Reply:excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job
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but the tad pole was fat then it is eating flies now.
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