One liner fruit jokes - funny or not?

Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?





A) Because they come in bunches!














Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?





A) A potato with watery eyes!














Q) What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?





A) Albert Pinestein!














Q) Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?





A) He kept pulling its ears!














Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?





A) By goblin it!














Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?





A) A banana shake!














Q) What is King Kong's favorite food?





A) Ape-ricots!














Q) When is an apple a grouch?





A) When it's a crab apple!














Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?





A) A neck-tarine!














Q) What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?





A) A tooty fruity!














Q) What room can be eaten?





A) A mushroom!














Q) What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?





A) Slippers!

One liner fruit jokes - funny or not?
good one hun, pmsl


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Reply:ok
Reply:go to your room ! :)
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:haha not bad
Reply:lol funny as ever, thanx
Reply:CONGRADULATIONS !!! (clapping noise) ¬_¬








HAHAHAH no im just joking, i always joke like that wid my friends. Oh errm wot are we supposed to answer? lol, i think they are more kiddy jokes because to adults they might not b that funni, to me i dont get the middle one but errm cool selection :D lol hehe :D:D::D:D:D:D:D (smiley face)





WEll actually the one liner fruit jokes arnt funni to me lol
Reply:Funny...ish
Reply:very good lol
Reply:LOL!


Great job Raindrops! Keep'em coming!
Reply:He he he! Amazing! I love jokes like these!!



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