Life's Unanswered Questions?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"





Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?





If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?





Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?





You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?





Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?





When the French swear do they say pardon my English?





Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.





Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??





If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

Life's Unanswered Questions?
lol, i always wondered the same things and have tried realy hard to find answers so i tried coming up with literal answers, if you want literal answers,





1) ???????





2) there are a lot of dumb people in this world that get confused between on and off.





3) this isnt the answer ur looking for but technically, you get ur milk like you always have, you just get a spoiled cow





4) 2 different animals, 2 different meanings i guess





5) funny, whenever i walk somewhere with that sign on the front door i always wonder the same thing, but i guess the businesses are so "professional" that they think that everyone should no that because they put no shirt and no shoes that it would be unacceptable to wear no pants, however like i said earlier, there are not a lot of people in this world with common sense.





6) yeah, does seem a little bit weird, but they probably dont understand those things when ther small.





7)??????????





8) the rabbits dont lay the eggs, the eggs arfe just dubbed easter eggs and the easter bunny collects them on his trail to take to all the little peoples. (no, i do not believe in the easter bunny)





9) i dont know, it just started that way, maybe just kids were being abducted so they called it kidnapping, now adults are abducted too. its kinda like W. it used to be where people wrote W with two U's, but now people write W with two v's and they havent changed it from double u to double V.





10) yeah, when i was little, that always used to annoy me, but i guess it keeps kids entertained.
Reply:Generally if you do they (people asking) will say "Not an option"





The chemicals in the glue only dry when they have oxygen around it (or if you want to have it dried in side leave the lid open)





I suppose you would get spoilt milk....never thought about it





oh the mysteries of life





Depends on if the person in question has a nice package or not i suppose....never thought about it





because deep down all parents get the poops with thier children





Suppose so...then again they are VERY arrogant so im not sure.





because a chicken can't run as fast as a bunny





cause adults aren't cute anymore so they don't get a cute name such as kidnap only a horrible name as abduction





Better question...why do WE continue to use them?
Reply:becoz mankind are stupid other wise answer me this, we pat our dogs on their heads, but why is it people say" give urself a pat on the back"
Reply:The glue thing... I think the chemicals react with oxygen. So if you leave a bottle of glue open it goes all hard and stuff. I think.


=P
Reply:Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs





Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





i've asked myself these question and i'venever gotten an answer, i'm glad u brought this up!!!
Reply:?1= No one thinks about something like that.


?2= Glue doesn't stick to something until it is dry, and glue doesn't dry in the bottle (most of the time)


?3= Well when something "goes off" they make noise


?4= ?????????


?5= When you say "duck" you are TELLING them to do something, when you say "chicken" you are CALLING them something


?6= you can't go outside without pants! you'll be arrested.


?7= It's the way you SING it, not the words- If you sang twinkle Twinkle Little Star as a rap song do you think it would put someone to sleep?


?8= Possibly, why don't you ask someone that is French


?9= The eggs were actually a tradition that started long ago- the easter bunny came later.


?10= i guess it's because it's easier to to say kidnapped than to say adultnapped


?11= Wile E Coyote is a dumb @$$, he thinks that something HAS to work!





One that i thought of is:


Why do you say "head's up" when they really need to put their head down, or something is going to hit it?
Reply:if you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and you take away 23 of them, what are you left with?
Reply:These were acually really good


You have a good question here
Reply:We are All just Lost, lost, lost......... in this Crazy World of Ours! LOL. LOL.
Reply:LOL Thanks for the reminders...You would think Wile E. Coyote would get the hint lol
Reply:Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Reply:pretty cool, I've ran a few of those myself.
Reply:good questions but as you said i cant answer them.maybe we are all just nuts!!
Reply:I've been looking for these answers too when i find them I'll let u know
Reply:you know what some thousand scientists right now are probably studying those questions instead of alternative fuels and stuff
Reply:Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





i think it is b/c inside the bottle there isnt any oxygen and i think glue needs oxygen to stick
Reply:Sure...ducks and chickens...what about getting goosed? How did the goose become the pervert of foul?
Reply:HOW COME PACKAGES GOING BY SHIP ARE CALLED CARGO, BUT IF IT SOMES BY TRUCK ITS CALLED A SHIPMENT?





IF A CLOWN DIES IN THE WOODS, IS IT FUNNY?





IF KOOLAID HAS NO SUGAR, HOW COME KOOLAID MAN IS SO FAT?
Reply:good ?s
Reply:I wouldn't want to bring a boat so I can stay on the island and relax (shelter, lifetime supply of rum, lifetime supply of smoke) oh happy days.





Goosing, because Geese are at the right level to bite your groin



Nanny