Will you dare to be stupid?

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me


It's time for us to join in the fight


It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys


It's time to let the bedbugs bite





You better put all your eggs in one basket


You better count your chickens before they hatch


You better sell some wine before it's/its time


You better find yourself an itch to scratch





You better squeeze all the charmin you can while mr. wimpole's not around


Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan





Talk with your mouth full


Bite the hand that feeds you


Bite on more than you chew


What can you do


Dare to be stupid





Take some wooden nickles


Look for mr. goodbar


Get your mojo working now


I'll show you how


You can dare to be stupid





You can turn the other cheek


You can just give up the ship


You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip





Dare to be stupid


Come on and dare to be stupid


It's so easy to do


Dare to be stupid


We're all waiting for you


Let's go





It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill


So can i have a volunteer


There's no more time for crying over spilled milk


Now it's time for crying in your beer





Settle down, raise a family, join the pta


Buy some sensible shoes and a chevyrolet


And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away


It's ok, you can dare to be stupid





It's like spitting on a fish


It's like barking up a tree


It's like i said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free





Dare to be stupid (yes)


Why don't you dare to be stupid


It's so easy to do


Dare to be stupid


We're all waiting for you


Dare to be stupid





Burn your candle at both ends


Look a gift horse in the mouth


Mashed potatoes can be your friends





You can be a coffee achiever


You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver


The future's up to you


So what you gonna do





Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


What did i say


Dare to be stupid


Tell me, what did i say


Dare to be stupid


It's alright


Dare to be stupid


We can be stupid all night


Dare to be stupid


Come on, join the crowd


Dare to be stupid


Shout it out loud


Dare to be stupid


I can't hear you


Dare to be stupid


Ok, i can hear you now


Dare to be stupid


Let's go, dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid


Dare to be stupid

Will you dare to be stupid?
Long live Weird Al Yankovic! :)
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